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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Big Mac on November 03, 2006, 05:09:10 PM

Title: Who wants to get married or...
Post by: Big Mac on November 03, 2006, 05:09:10 PM
Join my church? I just got ordained online at www.ulc.org (http://www.ulc.org) I am starting the Church of Common Sense. All are welcome to join so that I may get help in getting a tax exempt status so that the costs are not too high.
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Post by: MommaSquid on November 06, 2006, 10:07:35 PM
Big Mac, if you need money for JD and bullets just ask!   :D

Besides, it looks like someone beat you to it:
The First Church of Common Sense (http://www.angelfire.com/co/COMMONSENSE/)
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Post by: Big Mac on November 07, 2006, 08:42:10 AM
Well I changed the name to the Church of Samuelism and its other title is Disciples of Samuel (get it, DOS). And I just got an XD a couple of weeks ago, .40 S&W. Gun laws my ass.
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Post by: MommaSquid on November 07, 2006, 05:03:53 PM
JD
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi89.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk227%2FMommaSquid%2FJackdaniels.jpg&hash=293fe868bb88ead0605bc4f1e91446c6533f5e08)

I was actually referring to the above sweet nectar.  But new guns are always good!  Congrats on the new acquisition.

XD(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi89.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk227%2FMommaSquid%2FXD9301bi.jpg&hash=f610a1fa3ae97131743424c1e44d806246e8d359)


Will your church offer shooting lessons?  :D
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Post by: Big Mac on November 09, 2006, 05:32:28 AM
Of course, in fact you must be armed with at least a pistol and a knife. Preferablly a switchblade (I just purchased a high quality one from Italy, not those cheap pieces of shit you get at carnivals) or a bayonet. Nice XD but mine is all black. My purchase goes to show gun laws don't work.
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Post by: MommaSquid on November 09, 2006, 04:50:15 PM
I tried the XD but didn't care for the in-grip safety release.  I've been meaning to get myself a nice knife...maybe Santa will bring me one.

Quote from: "Big Mac"My purchase goes to show gun laws don't work.

  :D