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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: LARA on January 25, 2009, 02:32:48 PM

Title: On online religious polls
Post by: LARA on January 25, 2009, 02:32:48 PM
In online religious polls:

1.  Protestants only vote once.

2.  Atheists refuse to acknowledge there is a poll.

3. Baptists vote over and over but lie about it later.

4.  Catholics vote 3 times, once for the Father, once for the Son, and once for the Holy Ghost.

5.  Buddhists vote, forget they voted, and keep returning over and over to vote.

6. Antitheists vote, get their friends to vote, create a bot that votes and then hack the site entirely.

7. Hindus watch the whole process and laugh.  Press "one" if you would like to hear their laughter.

L.M.
Title: Re: On online religious polls
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 25, 2009, 05:50:52 PM
There is but one "pole" I acknowledge, and it deserves praise.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages42.fotki.com%2Fv1436%2Fphotos%2F8%2F892548%2F6145789%2FPolewstagelg-vi.jpg&hash=ddf75e865ac0427f2782f9cd87467a716805d55d)

All glory to the pole.

 :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:
Title: Re: On online religious polls
Post by: gwyn428 on January 25, 2009, 09:25:11 PM
Wiccans like to "cast a circle" before voting and they actually fear that their voting will come back to them thrice (threefold law). Such goofballs.

LaVeyan Satanists will not vote because voting in a poll is herd mentality.
Title: Re: On online religious polls
Post by: Kylyssa on January 26, 2009, 12:10:14 AM
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"There is but one "pole" I acknowledge, and it deserves praise.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages42.fotki.com%2Fv1436%2Fphotos%2F8%2F892548%2F6145789%2FPolewstagelg-vi.jpg&hash=ddf75e865ac0427f2782f9cd87467a716805d55d)

All glory to the pole.

 :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:  :hail:

There are two "poles" I acknowledge, including this Cat's pole, but then again, I'm a woman.