Title: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 23, 2009, 01:51:30 AM
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 23, 2009, 01:51:30 AM
Here are the rules: The judge will be me.
1) Post a picture that you think represents giving god the finger. Photos will be graded on a scale of 1-5 on five aspects: Funniness, Originality, Colour scheme, blasphemy level, and Size. Also, if any text appears in the photo, it automatically loses 5 points. The photo with the highest score wins!
*note, watermarks, or non-consequential text, do not result in the -5pts.
If you want, you can post your views on what each picture should get, but the final say is the judges. The final score of each picture will be the average of the three judges scores.
One more thing: You post ONE picture, you get ONE chance. No multiple entries. So think hard!
what does the winner get? Hmm... any ideas? I'm open to requests.
good luck! (judges can submit pictures of their own, but for pure decoration. They will not be graded, and judges can not win!)
1) Post a picture that you think represents giving god the finger. Photos will be graded on a scale of 1-5 on five aspects: Funniness, Originality, Colour scheme, blasphemy level, and Size. Also, if any text appears in the photo, it automatically loses 5 points. The photo with the highest score wins!
*note, watermarks, or non-consequential text, do not result in the -5pts.
If you want, you can post your views on what each picture should get, but the final say is the judges. The final score of each picture will be the average of the three judges scores.
One more thing: You post ONE picture, you get ONE chance. No multiple entries. So think hard!
what does the winner get? Hmm... any ideas? I'm open to requests.
good luck! (judges can submit pictures of their own, but for pure decoration. They will not be graded, and judges can not win!)
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: karadan on January 23, 2009, 09:08:31 AM
Post by: karadan on January 23, 2009, 09:08:31 AM
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Click link for full size.
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Click link for full size.
http://www.st.com/stonline/stappl/publi ... shigh.jpeg (http://www.st.com/stonline/stappl/publish/stwebresources/PL__Press__Release/CERN_LHC_t2030shigh.jpeg)
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: SSY on January 23, 2009, 11:58:55 AM
Post by: SSY on January 23, 2009, 11:58:55 AM
http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/images/hs-2007-15-a-full_jpg.jpg
Warning, giant photo.
Warning, giant photo.
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 23, 2009, 04:23:20 PM
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 23, 2009, 04:23:20 PM
All right, because LaetusAtheos and McQ have pm'd me about their inability to judge, we have two slots open for judging. If you want to be a judge, pm me and we'll see.
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: wazzz on January 23, 2009, 06:09:49 PM
Post by: wazzz on January 23, 2009, 06:09:49 PM
don't take me wrong but what the point of giving god a finger :crazy: :hail: 
(:
(:
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Will on January 23, 2009, 07:24:44 PM
Post by: Will on January 23, 2009, 07:24:44 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweblogs.newsday.com%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Flongisland%2Fpolitics%2Fblog%2Fgeorge-w-bush-picture.jpeg&hash=75667f35d0fe98154aea3715813de22e189740b9)
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 23, 2009, 09:44:46 PM
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 23, 2009, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: "karadan"(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2326%2F2046228644_05507000b3.jpg&hash=1940013df9796aee349a45f1d373010f02e2ac1d)
Click link for full size.
http://www.st.com/stonline/stappl/publi ... shigh.jpeg (http://www.st.com/stonline/stappl/publish/stwebresources/PL__Press__Release/CERN_LHC_t2030shigh.jpeg)
OK, here's the score for this one:
Funniness = 2
originality = 3
color scheme = 1
bigness = 4
Blasphemy level = 2
Next up!
Quote from: "SSY"http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/images/hs-2007-15-a-full_jpg.jpg
Warning, giant photo.
Funniness = 2
originality = 3
color scheme = 3
bigness = 5!
blasphemy level = 2
Next up!
Quote from: "Willravel"(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweblogs.newsday.com%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Flongisland%2Fpolitics%2Fblog%2Fgeorge-w-bush-picture.jpeg&hash=75667f35d0fe98154aea3715813de22e189740b9)
Funniness = 4
originality = 2
color scheme = 3
bigness = 2
blasphemy level = 5!
totals so far:
Karadan : 12.
SSY : 15
Willravel : 16
Man to beat: Willravel, at 16 points.
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: MommaSquid on January 24, 2009, 12:12:56 AM
Post by: MommaSquid on January 24, 2009, 12:12:56 AM
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Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: gwyn428 on January 24, 2009, 03:40:39 AM
Post by: gwyn428 on January 24, 2009, 03:40:39 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi698.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv342%2Fgwyn428%2Fforums%2Ffyvishnu.jpg&hash=8c850f0e79122e9138d3852c9435723319b9049f)
I made this today. It's me giving the finger to a picture of Vishnu with a copy of the Bhagavad Gita behind it.
I made this today. It's me giving the finger to a picture of Vishnu with a copy of the Bhagavad Gita behind it.
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Sophus on January 24, 2009, 05:16:36 AM
Post by: Sophus on January 24, 2009, 05:16:36 AM
This is Jesus in a jar of piss:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fde%2FPiss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_%25281987%2529.jpg&hash=899fcae3d4c6ad70fbc0b1b879294870c0191815)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fde%2FPiss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_%25281987%2529.jpg&hash=899fcae3d4c6ad70fbc0b1b879294870c0191815)
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Will on January 24, 2009, 05:48:37 AM
Post by: Will on January 24, 2009, 05:48:37 AM
HOLY CRAP. That's a Jesus golden shower pic.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 24, 2009, 01:43:39 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 24, 2009, 01:43:39 PM
Quote from: "Willravel"HOLY CRAP. That's a Jesus golden shower pic.
Holy crap.
Piss Christ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ) by Andres Serrano. Good stuff.
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 24, 2009, 02:19:33 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 24, 2009, 02:19:33 PM
NSFW. Click on image for larger size.
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Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: VanReal on January 24, 2009, 02:22:39 PM
Post by: VanReal on January 24, 2009, 02:22:39 PM
Quote from: "Sophus"This is Jesus in a jar of piss:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fde%2FPiss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_%25281987%2529.jpg&hash=899fcae3d4c6ad70fbc0b1b879294870c0191815)
The person that donated the piss for that shot may want to drink more flid and possible see a doctor, yikes!
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Ihateyoumike on January 24, 2009, 07:31:04 PM
Post by: Ihateyoumike on January 24, 2009, 07:31:04 PM
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 25, 2009, 12:34:47 AM
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on January 25, 2009, 12:34:47 AM
Sophus:
Funniness: 2(I give this because the picture is brimming with hate, in my opinion. *shrugs*)
Originality: 2(I should probably give a higher score on this, but because I allready scored similiar pictures at 2, it would be biased.)
Color scheme: 4(ooh... pretty...)
Blasphemy level: 5!(shit, that pictures would make my mom breakdown in tears...)
Size: 3(Comparable pictures...;))
Color Scheme: 4 (Very nice.)
Blasphemy level: 5!(Damn! This might be so blasphemous, it crosses the line into immoralness! I would give you a six, but, 5 is the highest.)
Size: 4(Comparable pictures.)
Total: 18(tied for lead)
Gwyn428:
Funniness: 5!(A first!)
originality: 5!(Nice going!)
Color Scheme: 2(ever hear of photoshop? Get some LIGHT into that room, man!)
Blasphemy level: 5!(comparable pictues. Bush and this one probably should be a 4, but I had all ready scored bushie, soo... consider yourself lucky. >_>)
Size: 1(wow. This is positively tiny.)
Total: 18(tied for lead)
MommaSquid:
erm... Momma squid. You are only allowed one entry. Since you have multiple photos, they will have to be taken together as one entry. Also, did you read the rules? Consequential Text in the picture get's an automatic deduction of 5 points.
Funniness: 4(because of the one on the bottom)
originality:1(because of the picture on the top.)
Color Scheme: 2(the bottom picture has a horrible color scheme. The top one is better, but still not as good as the other pictures.)
Blasphemy level: 5!(It doesn't get more straightforward than THESE pictures.
Size: 1 (Tiny tiny. Like a crumb. sorry.)
Rulebreakdeduction: -5
Total: 8
Keep em coming!
Funniness: 2(I give this because the picture is brimming with hate, in my opinion. *shrugs*)
Originality: 2(I should probably give a higher score on this, but because I allready scored similiar pictures at 2, it would be biased.)
Color scheme: 4(ooh... pretty...)
Blasphemy level: 5!(shit, that pictures would make my mom breakdown in tears...)
Size: 3(Comparable pictures...;))
Color Scheme: 4 (Very nice.)
Blasphemy level: 5!(Damn! This might be so blasphemous, it crosses the line into immoralness! I would give you a six, but, 5 is the highest.)
Size: 4(Comparable pictures.)
Total: 18(tied for lead)
Gwyn428:
Funniness: 5!(A first!)
originality: 5!(Nice going!)
Color Scheme: 2(ever hear of photoshop? Get some LIGHT into that room, man!)
Blasphemy level: 5!(comparable pictues. Bush and this one probably should be a 4, but I had all ready scored bushie, soo... consider yourself lucky. >_>)
Size: 1(wow. This is positively tiny.)
Total: 18(tied for lead)
MommaSquid:
erm... Momma squid. You are only allowed one entry. Since you have multiple photos, they will have to be taken together as one entry. Also, did you read the rules? Consequential Text in the picture get's an automatic deduction of 5 points.
Funniness: 4(because of the one on the bottom)
originality:1(because of the picture on the top.)
Color Scheme: 2(the bottom picture has a horrible color scheme. The top one is better, but still not as good as the other pictures.)
Blasphemy level: 5!(It doesn't get more straightforward than THESE pictures.
Size: 1 (Tiny tiny. Like a crumb. sorry.)
Rulebreakdeduction: -5
Total: 8
Keep em coming!
Title: Re: "Give god the finger" Contest!
Post by: MommaSquid on January 26, 2009, 01:02:35 AM
Post by: MommaSquid on January 26, 2009, 01:02:35 AM
Quote from: "Wechtlein Uns"Sophus:
MommaSquid:
erm... Momma squid. You are only allowed one entry. Since you have multiple photos, they will have to be taken together as one entry. Also, did you read the rules? ...
No, I did not read the rules.
BTW, that piss picture was gross.