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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Whitney on September 22, 2006, 05:50:01 AM

Title: A really big Cross
Post by: Whitney on September 22, 2006, 05:50:01 AM
Below is a picture of what is claimed to be the largest cross in the western hemisphere.  It's located somewhere near the Texas Panhandle and the picture was taken about 2 years ago when I saw it on my way to Colorado.  It is so huge that I just had to stop to take a picture (which was even more interesting since I had to avoid the minister in the process, he was walking the grounds talking to visitors, since I wasn't in the mood to put up with that kind of thing).  Anyway, I came across the picture while trying to compile my projects to create a portfolio and thought some of the members here would get a kick out of it (or be pissed that so much money was wasted on something so pointless).
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Post by: Big Mac on September 22, 2006, 06:47:31 AM
Round Rock and up is the shittiest part of Texas. I think we should bomb it to hell.
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Post by: Tom62 on September 22, 2006, 08:04:43 AM
I wonder who they want to nail on that pathetic thing.
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Post by: Big Mac on September 22, 2006, 03:26:15 PM
You know, we should have a religion devoted to the French Royalty/Aristocracy that was beheaded about 200 years ago. In fact, I say we should wear the guilliotine around our necks just as Christians wear the cross. Ours is not as barbaric because it's a quick and clean kill instead of tortous ordeal that lasts days.
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Post by: imrational on September 23, 2006, 05:11:03 AM
I actually like the guilliotine idea, except that it was used during "the age of enlightenment".

How about a hemlock leaf or berries?  It was good enough for Socrates.
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Post by: Big Mac on September 23, 2006, 09:41:47 PM
But you just answered your own question retroactively....."The Age of Enlightment" is most fitting for us.....is it not?
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Post by: Tom62 on September 25, 2006, 08:01:02 AM
Why don't we invent a religion where the Jebus figure was drowned. Could be loads of fun to watch people wearing aquariums around their necks.
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Post by: Big Mac on September 28, 2006, 04:40:41 AM
Or how about a religion around guns? We could have a necklace to each gun we worship. I got Kalash, the mighty Russian......he can topple little ethiopian children and stuff......
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Post by: Tom62 on September 28, 2006, 01:07:52 PM
Oh Lord won't you buy me a nice machine gun.
A Patriot Ordnance, well that would be fun.
Even an FN F2000 would give me much thrill.
As long as are fundies there for me to kill. :hail:
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Post by: Big Mac on September 28, 2006, 02:44:15 PM
Nice, very nice. Might as well cut to the chase with religion and get to the violent crusades part, right?
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Post by: Tom62 on September 29, 2006, 09:07:16 AM
Yeah! Just like the good old Albigensian Crusades. Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.