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Title: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: True-Christian on December 02, 2008, 09:39:15 PM
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Psalm 52
5   God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
6   The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
7   Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

(If you don't trust in God, he'll kill you and while you're dying the "righteous" will laugh at you.)

 

What are Atheists? What do They Believe?

 

1.) Myth: Atheists have no belief in the Christian God or any of the false god of the other religions.  It has nothing to do with hate.

Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it right there. The more than 2,500 accounted for "gods" are all made up to attempt to draw Christians away from the one True god, God. All these non-Christians hate Christians, as well as God.

 

2.) Myth: Atheists  are very socially conscious and strive for humans to live in peace.

Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the History of His Earth.


3.) Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.

Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0.

 

3.) Myth: Atheists can live high moral lives. They can raise wonderful children, help the needy, provide food and shelter for the poor. They love to help humans since they don't believe in a god, so they instead turn to humanity for love and compassion.

Reality: Atheists live highly sinful lives and fill our state prisons. It's no wonder that 100% of our prisons our full of atheists. Any atheist who claims to be good is trying to act good to draw people to their religion. They will try to enter organizations to help the needy but rightfully will be turned down since everyone knows atheists are hateful and filthy bigots. When atheists start organizations for the needy us True Christians come along and dismember, and destroy their idolaterous buildings. These atheists enforce the Religion of Evolutionism onto these needy people before they give them food, demanding that they confess their alliegance to Satan. What kind of sick moran leaves a needy person in a cold like that with no solid help?

 

4.) Myth: Atheists are people to.

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL SATAN LOVERS!

 

5.) Myth: Atheists believe in Logic and Reason.

Reality: Firstly, I don't like how atheists use those words. They capitalize Logic and Reason since that's the lies they worship. We use God and Truth since they are things we posses and we prove this by using capital letters. Atheists who do the same thing are mocking Christianity.

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Do Atheists Have Equal Rights? Do They Deserve Them?

The State Constitutions Don't Lie:

(Look these up yourself if you think I editted them!)

    Arkansas
    "No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court."
    article 19, sect. 1 of the 1874 constitution

    Maryland
    "That as it is the duty of every man to worship God in such manner as he thinks most acceptable to Him, all persons are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty... nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world or in the world to come." Bill of Rights: Article 36

    Massachusetts
    "As the happiness of a people, and the good order and preservation of civil government, essentially depend upon piety, religion and morality; and as these cannot be generally diffused through a community, but by the institution of the public worship of God, and of public instructions in piety, religion and morality: herefore, to promote their happiness and to secure the good order
    and preservation of their government, the people of this commonwealth have a right to invest their legislature with power to authorize and require, and the legislature shall, from time to time, authorize and require, the several towns, parishes, precincts, and other bodies politic, or religious societies, to make suitable provision, at their own expense, for the institution of the public
    worship of God, and for the support and maintenance of public Protestant teachers of piety, religion and morality, in all cases where such provision shall not be made voluntarily." Declaration of Rights: Article III

    North Carolina
    "The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God...." Constitution Article 6 Section 8

    Pennsylvania
    "No person who acknowledges the being of God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth".
    Declaration of Rights Article 1 Section 4

    Tennessee
    "No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state."
    Bill of Rights: Article 9 Section 4

    Texas
    "No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being."
    Article 1 - Bill of Rights: Section 4]

     

    SEE!! Atheists aren't even Real Citizens of America!! Take THAT YOU FILTHY BIGOTED GOD HATERS! You are ALL immoral communists and all dangerous threats to society with your divorce rates being 100% and your anti-Americanism obvious!

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    Is it Okay to At Least Make Friends With Atheists, Or Love Them?

    2 Corinthians 6


    Do Not Be Yoked With Unbelievers

    14Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness? 15What harmony is there between Christ and Belial[1] ? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever? 16What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols? For we are the temple of the living God. As God has said: "I will live with them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they will be my people."[2]
        17"Therefore come out from them
           and be separate, says the Lord.
       Touch no unclean thing,
           and I will receive you."[3]

    If you EVER make any friendly contact with an atheist, you will go STRAIGHT to Hell. Jesus will NEVER receive you, you fools. GOD HATES ATHEISTS WITH ALL HIS LOVE!

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Atheists are the Vast Majority in the Public Education System and in the Judicial System. What do We do about that?

Firstly, never take your children to public school since you don't want them to be brainwashed by religious beliefs. Home school them and teach them only about the Bible and God's Love for all. Tell them the truth about atheism and they're religion: Evolutionism. Satan planted them in schools and things to make atheists look smart and appealing when the truth is they are all communists who wallow in their own vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all atheists are, filthy stinky homosexuals who hate everyone. They should all die, as God orders us to kill them all:

Exodus 31
14   Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

(Note: Sabbath is the Sunday of each week you must attend Christian Church. Any dictionary will give you this definition). So if you miss a Sunday of Church you are to be killed since you are a filthy atheist then.)

Exodus 35
2   Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

Deuteronomy 7
10   And repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face.
(If you hate God, he will KILL YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

2 Peter 3
7   But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

Exodus 22
20   He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Deuteronomy 17
2   If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
3   And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
4   And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
5   Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
6   At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.
7   The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.

Psalm 52
5   God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
6   The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
7   Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.


Deuteronomy 17
12   And the man that will do presumptuously, and will not hearken unto the priest that standeth to minister there before the LORD thy God, or unto the judge, even that man shall die: and thou shalt put away the evil from Israel.
13   And all the people shall hear, and fear, and do no more presumptuously.

Psalm 59
8   But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

Psalm 137
9   Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

So the answer is simple. Kill all atheists immediately.

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Is There a Rise in the Amounts of Atheists?

Yes. The reason for this is because of all the new laws outlawing the slaying of the atheists by the Liberal Lawmakers in Washington. The Judicial system has been America's big enemy in the battle on establishment of the atheist religion of hating God. Back in the day we would hang them, set them on fire, poison them, enslave them, or just FORCE them to convert by threatening to kill their young. We do all of this in Love. We are Christians, and Love is our main goal.

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Why Don't Atheists Just Get it?

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Guess what the bridge is? Is it atheism or Christianity? Think hard.

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Why Do Atheists Try to Take God Out of Everything and Destroy Christmas?

Well the reason is since they are so hateful. All atheists hate Christmas. Godless countries like Japan with the population of atheists being 90% don't even CELEBRATE Christmas. Luckily the population of atheists in America is 0.000000000000000000001% so the odds of us finding one is still slim. The Truth is, atheists hate happiness and want to steal the love of Jesus away from children. This is what the atheist is, a cold and evil grinch who wallows in her own vomit. Atheists in America try saying there is a seperation of church and state in American, but the fools don't realize that God says in the Bible we are to colonize all nations to be Christian and run theocracies. America is a theocracy and the proof of this since the word God is on our money and pledge. They will never take these away from us since God is an American.

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For Those Who Say America Isn't a Christian Nation

Are you worried about the attacks against the Pledge of Allegiance?

 I'm a little nervous about it yes, but I know God will get revenge for all the Fags in the government for giving those atheists chances to change Christian Law. The old pledge of alliegance was written by Francis Bellamy (1855 - 1931), a "Baptist" minister. He wrote the original Pledge in August 1892. He was a "Christian" Socialist. In his Pledge, he is expressing the ideas of his first cousin, Edward Bellamy, author of the American socialist utopian novels, Looking Backward (1888) and Equality (1897). Because of this they DIDN'T include the name of God!!! Well duh! That's what you get for letting commies for doing things for our country! The original pledge of 1892 went like this:

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Where is God?!!? This country was founded on CHRISTIAN values and they let a filthy communist write the thing without involving the most important American of all, God! Not only is America Under God, but God himself is a citizen of the United States. We know this since we are Under Him. Jesus to was also an American.

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Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

Praise the Lord!
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: oldschooldoc on December 02, 2008, 09:45:08 PM
This is getting tiring. Tell us how you really feel you dim wit. You and your imaginary friend need to, as Curio said, GET THE F*CK OUT. Have you ever read a science book? Or have you had your nose stuffed in a bible every second your head wasn't in your ass?

Atheists are some of, if not the most socially conscious people you will find. If you have a problem with us, and aren't willing to have a civil debate, then seriously GTFO.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: curiosityandthecat on December 02, 2008, 09:46:03 PM
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Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: jcm on December 02, 2008, 09:47:43 PM
should be using your time researching not posting crap
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: jcm on December 02, 2008, 09:52:32 PM
stop the press...

QuoteJesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

WTF are you talking about. Do you sniff glue?
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: True-Christian on December 02, 2008, 10:00:20 PM
Athiests is another word for Satan Loving God Hating Liberal!!! I have Science! Christian Science! the only science that matters because the Bible Says so!

Apes and you.

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It's true that the scientists want you to believe that we humans came from monkeys. Now I'm not a scientist, but I think I know more than these scientists do because I study science with my book the Bible. Evolutionists will say that they believe "We have a common ancestor" when we tell them that they believe that they came from monkeys. They don't have the right to chose what they believe because they are wrong and we are right. Well we actually do have a common ancestor and His name is Adam!

There is so much evidence that we didn't come from apes! The Bible disproves all of the so called "Evidence" that scientists have.
Genesis 2:7

7 the LORD God formed the man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

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See! Man came from dirt! That makes a LOT MORE SENSE than a monkey as we tell them that they believe! It's just common sense. We are dirt bags and guess what, God even took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve!
Genesis 2:21-22

 21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

 22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

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Since it makes just so much more sense than evolution!

So God put Adam to sleep and ripped out one of his ribs and behold, we find out that women originate from bones! So men come from dirt and women come from bone. Now that's real science in action and if you disagree you are going to Hell!

 

But Evolutionists Don't Actually Believe...

You may hear when debating an evolutionist that none of them believe that humans came from monkeys, but instead saying that people came from monkeys is just a common myth and lie created by Christians to lure people away from reality to their religion. That's nonsense! Those filthy atheists believe that since we say so and if you disagree you are wrong!

If the atheists say plants and animals came from smaller creatures we just say that plants and animals actually came from JUST water and watch how many people will turn to Jesus! It's alright to lie as long as its to lure people to Jesus. Most pastors do it anyways! Hahaha! Stupid Liberals!

 

But Chimps Share About 97% DNA As Humans!!

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Do you know what DNA stands for? It stands for DeoxyriboNucleic Acid. I'm not into doing Acid like these Sick Jew Scientists are, but that's a big word and I'm a Christian. These big words hurt my brain and only the Fag Media can support such ridiculous Satanic Lies. Clearly these things are pulled out of the butts of idiots who nothing of the world, so why should I trust these morons with Science such as evolution. They clearly know nothing.

 

What About Wisdom Teeth?

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I've heard this stupid idea that since some people have to have their wisdom teeth pulled it proved evolution. If you don't know what wisdom teeth are, they are the far back teeth that come in when you are about 16 or 17. With wisdom teeth you will have 32 teeth and without you will have 28 teeth.

More than 95% percent of people are born with wisdom teeth. Some of these people need to have their wisdom teeth removed because their jaws are either to small, their teeth grow up out of the gums improperly, or both. God did things like this on purpose since He is Intelligent because that was His decision, and it was Good. Humans were physically are perfect beings which PROVES their must have been a Creator. Things like bad eye sight and and other problems are because you sin, and we know this because of Intelligent Design. If you think we aren't made perfect, then you are saying God's an idiot. So are you on God's side or not? Huh?!

You see, Evolutionists will say "Well we evolved and we used to have larger jaws since we didn't cook and had to eat harder to chew food!" Now that's stupid, since if you read in the Bible you will find out that we didn't evolve but we were CREATED so that idiotic lie has already been disproven. If only those Sick Jew Scientists would wake up and read a Bible.

 

What About the Fossil Record?

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The Fossil Record proves their WAS A CREATOR! There was a Flood and a lot of animals died and they all got buried under the mud created by the Flood! That's why there are fossils in the ground!!
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: oldschooldoc on December 02, 2008, 10:01:11 PM
Quote from: "jcm"stop the press...

QuoteJesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

WTF are you talking about. Do you sniff glue?

I think the effects of sniffing glue would be an improvements for this idiot. Someone needs to take this idiot's keyboard away.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: oldschooldoc on December 02, 2008, 10:05:21 PM
Seriously, do you want to enter into a debate on the subject, or do you intend on posting your hideous propaganda forever?

I really hope this guy/gal is joking.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: True-Christian on December 02, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: "oldschooldoc"Seriously, do you want to enter into a debate on the subject, or do you intend on posting your hideous propaganda forever?

I really hope this guy/gal is joking.


Of Course im Joking I cannot believe people are taking my Posts seriously... anyone who thinks im Being serious is why I post this stuff in the first place. Man... no wonder people Troll.. so much damn fun.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Zarathustra on December 02, 2008, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: "True-Christian"Of Course im Joking I cannot believe people are taking my Posts seriously... anyone who thinks im Being serious is why I post this stuff in the first place. Man... no wonder people Troll.. so much damn fun.
Hard to see exactly where you were bein taken seriously. Good one though: :blush:
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: curiosityandthecat on December 02, 2008, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: "True-Christian"Of Course im Joking I cannot believe people are taking my Posts seriously... anyone who thinks im Being serious is why I post this stuff in the first place. Man... no wonder people Troll.. so much damn fun.

You've got a lot to learn about trolling, honestly. It's fairly obvious that you're a newfag. Go back to /b/ and enjoy your 100M furGET.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: oldschooldoc on December 02, 2008, 11:12:31 PM
Quote from: "True-Christian"
Quote from: "oldschooldoc"Seriously, do you want to enter into a debate on the subject, or do you intend on posting your hideous propaganda forever?

I really hope this guy/gal is joking.


Of Course im Joking I cannot believe people are taking my Posts seriously... anyone who thinks im Being serious is why I post this stuff in the first place. Man... no wonder people Troll.. so much damn fun.

I know, gotta play along out of boredom. Not to mention some of the nonsense you were spurting off is really what pisses me off. I was on another site once upon a time and thought someone was Trolling...he wasn't. He was so dead set in his beliefs, and his beliefs scared the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: rlrose328 on December 03, 2008, 12:52:07 AM
Wait a minute... these posts are word-for-word from a site called:

http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html (http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html)

And I think I remember Laetus saying she knows the guy who runs that site and he's an atheist, it's a parody site.  I can't find the thread, but I'm still looking...
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Squid on December 03, 2008, 01:47:17 AM
Quote from: "rlrose328"Wait a minute... these posts are word-for-word from a site called:

http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html (http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html)

And I think I remember Laetus saying she knows the guy who runs that site and he's an atheist, it's a parody site.  I can't find the thread, but I'm still looking...

The site belongs to an Atheist Network alum, I remember when he first launched the site, it's an obvious parody but I've encountered those who referenced the site in all sincerity.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Arthur Dent on December 03, 2008, 02:56:32 AM
Some of the pictures are pretty funny in their own right. I particularly like the DNA pic, even without an explanation.

DNA => LIES! hahahahaha
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Kevin on December 03, 2008, 03:35:29 AM
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Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Kyuuketsuki on December 03, 2008, 10:37:30 AM
Ah yes ... you posted the same thing across at Atheist Forums and subsequently admitted (under the user name Dweedle) that you weren't actually a dimwit after all but an atheist.

I'd like to welcome you to the forum but at present I am not willing to do so because, if I'm brutally honest, I absolutely detest doing what you've just done ... I think it wastes times, wastes effort, annoys people and is utterly disingenuous. For what? Fun?

Not big! Not Clever! Wake up & smell the coffee!

Kyu
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on December 03, 2008, 09:51:21 PM
ROFLMAO.

Oh god... I ... can't stop laughing. Seriously.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Whitney on December 05, 2008, 12:45:50 AM
True-Chrstian has become a detained member for spamming and posting a not safe for work image.  He's lucky I didn't read all of this thread before making that decision because I normally would immediately ban someone who admitted to trolling on purpose.

Btw...here's the site he likely copied from:  http://www.truechristian.com/ (http://www.truechristian.com/)

-admin
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Sophus on December 05, 2008, 12:56:05 AM
Awww, and for a moment there I thought Titan had a new buddy. Speak of the devil, what happened to the guy?
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Whitney on December 05, 2008, 12:58:38 AM
Quote from: "Sophus"Awww, and for a moment there I thought Titan had a new buddy. Speak of the devil, what happened to the guy?

I think we can give Titan more credit than that..lol

It's a busy time of year...lots of parties and preparing for parties and recovering from parties.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Sophus on December 05, 2008, 01:14:22 AM
Quote from: "laetusatheos"I think we can give Titan more credit than that..lol

 :D I'm only joshing... although they did both have a way of quickly arousing kerfuffle.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: nikkixsugar on December 07, 2008, 10:54:52 PM
Quote from: "oldschooldoc"This is getting tiring. Tell us how you really feel you dim wit. You and your imaginary friend need to, as Curio said, GET THE F*CK OUT. Have you ever read a science book? Or have you had your nose stuffed in a bible every second your head wasn't in your ass?

Atheists are some of, if not the most socially conscious people you will find. If you have a problem with us, and aren't willing to have a civil debate, then seriously GTFO.


Exactly, when are the higher-ups (couldn't remember the word) going to step up and ban this troll?
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Whitney on December 07, 2008, 11:51:57 PM
Nikki...it has already been taken care of.  "TrueChrstian" can't start any new threads and has apparently decided not to return anyway.

See my posts above in red.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Wechtlein Uns on December 08, 2008, 01:10:05 AM
I didn't imagine that he was trolling. I thought he was just giving us some laughs. Y'know, like the atheist image dump. I suppose if he had prefaced his thread with, "This is some hilarious stuff from a parody site...", he might have had a warmer reception.

poor guy. :(
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Stoicheion on December 11, 2008, 05:03:24 AM
heh this guy is cute. Almost like the unbearably dumb cousin you have that your mom makes you take to the mall with you.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: H13Drummer on September 23, 2010, 12:51:30 PM
You're joking, right?
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 23, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: "H13Drummer"You're joking, right?
Well Drummer13 why have you chosen to to get your amusement from this two year old thread?
Choose your answer wisely or I will use my Atheist Demon power to tie your shoe laces together.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Parsifal on September 23, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Hell will be worth it just not have any Christians around.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Tank on September 23, 2010, 02:56:56 PM
Quote from: "Parsifal"Hell will be worth it just not have any Christians around.
:eek: No Christians in Hell? What would be the point?
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Asmodean on September 23, 2010, 03:06:12 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F0902%2Fchristianity-thor-religion-funny-demotivational-poster-1234791600.jpg&hash=34e70ee23e493efe12d6bcf10d417a4903662dde)
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Ultima22689 on September 23, 2010, 11:44:35 PM
Remember kids! Threadomancy is a blasphemous and horrible art.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: VallartaPete on September 23, 2010, 11:52:50 PM
Just read that http://www.truechristian.com/kidzatheists.html (http://www.truechristian.com/kidzatheists.html) page

Funny part is ... just yesterday I was refused a friend invite on FB for one of the silly games by some woman who said she could not and I quote ....

Susan Michalik September 22 at 4:38pm Report
Hi Peter, I must decline your request. Given the fact that you are Atheist. It conflicts with my views. I respect your belief. I am not a religious person. I do not believe in Organized Religion. However, I know as sure as I am sitting here. There is a GOD! Best of Luck to you.

That was a first for me. I felt blessed in some small way. lol
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: elliebean on September 24, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
Sorry, all I saw was "'decline...Given...you are Atheist'...conflicts with...'respect your belief'." :blink:  :|
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: KebertX on September 24, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
Wait, can trolls really redeem themselves just by apologizing.  It's like, you can do anything wrong, and then just admit it and say your sorry, then every thing's alright again. Someone should make a religion like that!

Good Job, True-Christian.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.randomfunnypicture.com%2Fpictures%2Ffunny-picture18.jpg&hash=283cb75ee97849358d8e552694b16128874a2eb0)
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: TheWilliam on September 28, 2010, 12:44:23 PM
QuoteTrue Christians come along and dismember, and destroy

QuoteThe Truth is, atheists hate happiness and want to steal the love of Jesus away from children

oh my god dude,

i don't need to be laughing this hard this early.

it was like nonstop rodney dangerfield punchlines in here.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on September 28, 2010, 05:55:27 PM
Quote from: "TheWilliam"
QuoteTrue Christians come along and dismember, and destroy

QuoteThe Truth is, atheists hate happiness and want to steal the love of Jesus away from children

oh my god dude,

i don't need to be laughing this hard this early.

it was like nonstop rodney dangerfield punchlines in here.

Be happy you missed Edward the Theist, you'd've shat your liver laughing so hard.
Title: Re: Athiests is a Satanic trend that will land you in Hell
Post by: karadan on September 28, 2010, 06:00:25 PM
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"Be happy you missed Edward the Theist, you'd've shat your liver laughing so hard.

I'm guessing his self-imposed exile still holds, then? :)