Title: Lost in Translation- NSFW or anywhere else, really
Post by: LARA on November 29, 2008, 02:13:57 PM
Post by: LARA on November 29, 2008, 02:13:57 PM
As an American, I understand that there are cultural differences that make communication difficult between us and the rest of the world. This is why I have compiled a handy primer on major American religions so that people of all cultural persuasions might understand one uniquely American viewpoint.
Major American Religions in a Nutshell
Christianity
Old Testament
God is an asshole.
New Testament
Gods son is a hippie. God is still an asshole. God's Followers vow revenge.
Star Wars
Episode 1
These people are stuck up. They find a cute kid. He will become an asshole.
Episode 2
The stuck up people fight.
Episode 3
The stuck up people are still fighting
A New Hope
The asshole's son is a dork. He finds an old stuck up guy who finds some people who are not stuck up.
Episode 5
The stuck up people are smart.
Episode 6
The dork kicks the most powerful stuck up guys butt. The dork is cool and the universe is once more in harmony.
Appendix by Family Guy
OB1 is a pedophile. Enough said. Now we know why Anakin was such an asshole.
American Buddhism
There is a stuck up asshole. He leaves home and realizes he is a stuck up asshole while sitting under a tree. He stops being a stuck up asshole.
Native American
Get the fuck off my land.
Major American Religions in a Nutshell
Christianity
Old Testament
God is an asshole.
New Testament
Gods son is a hippie. God is still an asshole. God's Followers vow revenge.
Star Wars
Episode 1
These people are stuck up. They find a cute kid. He will become an asshole.
Episode 2
The stuck up people fight.
Episode 3
The stuck up people are still fighting
A New Hope
The asshole's son is a dork. He finds an old stuck up guy who finds some people who are not stuck up.
Episode 5
The stuck up people are smart.
Episode 6
The dork kicks the most powerful stuck up guys butt. The dork is cool and the universe is once more in harmony.
Appendix by Family Guy
OB1 is a pedophile. Enough said. Now we know why Anakin was such an asshole.
American Buddhism
There is a stuck up asshole. He leaves home and realizes he is a stuck up asshole while sitting under a tree. He stops being a stuck up asshole.
Native American
Get the fuck off my land.
Title: Re: Lost in Translation- NSFW or anywhere else, really
Post by: Kyuuketsuki on November 29, 2008, 03:40:03 PM
Post by: Kyuuketsuki on November 29, 2008, 03:40:03 PM
To quote my daughter, "Oh no you ditn't!!!"
You're dissing the finest (series of) films ever made and [if there the force is real] you'll pay ... may your soul burn in a nuclear blast furnace
Kyu
You're dissing the finest (series of) films ever made and [if there the force is real] you'll pay ... may your soul burn in a nuclear blast furnace
Kyu
Title: Re: Lost in Translation- NSFW or anywhere else, really
Post by: Zarathustra on November 29, 2008, 04:00:36 PM
Post by: Zarathustra on November 29, 2008, 04:00:36 PM
Quote from: "Kyuuketsuki"To quote my daughter, "Oh no you ditn't!!!"
You're dissing the finest (series of) films ever made and [if there the force is real] you'll pay ... may your soul burn in a nuclear blast furnace :D
Title: Re: Lost in Translation- NSFW or anywhere else, really
Post by: LARA on December 02, 2008, 01:18:34 AM
Post by: LARA on December 02, 2008, 01:18:34 AM
;)