I found this link on the WWGHA forum:
http://craptaculus.com/eac/apologist/index.html (http://craptaculus.com/eac/apologist/index.html)
I thought this was actually written by a fundie christian when I first read it, but it's not. It was actually written by an atheist. Sounds reminsicent of WDGHA's exegetical mutilations.
I like it... oh, and I'm sorry about the whole "bible" thing.
(I promise not to inspire another to be written anytime soon...)
Yours,
:monk:
(monkey god)