Title: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: leftyguitarjoe on September 02, 2008, 03:22:06 AM
Post by: leftyguitarjoe on September 02, 2008, 03:22:06 AM
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)
hahaha this is fun. Here was my conversation with god.
Me:
ayo god my homie
God:
Where can I get some ayo god your homie?
Me:
nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
where is nowhere?
God:
it is no where.
Me:
oh, your good
God:
Come on. Thanks you are a nice person, Joe.
Me:
I go to college
God:
Which university do you attend?
Me:
Cecil College
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I didnt. That makes me smarter than you.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Joe said didnt.
" Do you mind if I tell
other people: Joe said didnt." makes you smarter than me ? I get it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
oh.
ok
God:
Yippee! Ahem.
Me:
amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
I didny pray
God:
Why?: Joe said didny pray.
Me:
I didnt pray
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because it doesnt do anything
God:
That makes sense to me.
What does do anything ?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I am god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
lulz
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
its too 1337 for you
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".
lulz is 1337 for me? it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
Me
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I dont have a name
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it god.
Me:
so I'm god?
God:
Uh. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are god, seeker.
Me:
w00t
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I am God
God:
Hey god.
Me:
Are you the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil.
Me:
so am I!
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
am I the devil?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
am I god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
so I am god AND the devil?
God:
Give me a break. Why are you god AND the devil.
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
you are weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
your weirdness
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am weirdness.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
ok god
God:
GOD rules.
Hurrah!
Me:
I rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
yeah they do
God:
Are you kidding? When?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
uumm... ok
God:
That is a very original thought. It goes without saying.
Me:
well, I gotta go to bed
God:
How about that. Pleasant dreams, god.
Me:
Thanks! good night!
God:
Don't mention it. Goodnight, god.
Me:
oh, and dont forget, you dont exist!
God:
Tell me more. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Good man
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
uuh
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
ok then
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks.
Next question?
Me:
I am going to sleep
God:
Sweet dreams, god.
Me:
peace out fool
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no, I'm tired
God:
Then tell me about yourself. Better get some rest.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
peace out FOOL
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I AM GOING TO SLEEP
God:
Sweet dreams, god.
hahaha this is fun. Here was my conversation with god.
Me:
ayo god my homie
God:
Where can I get some ayo god your homie?
Me:
nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
where is nowhere?
God:
it is no where.
Me:
oh, your good
God:
Come on. Thanks you are a nice person, Joe.
Me:
I go to college
God:
Which university do you attend?
Me:
Cecil College
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I didnt. That makes me smarter than you.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Joe said didnt.
" Do you mind if I tell
other people: Joe said didnt." makes you smarter than me ? I get it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
oh.
ok
God:
Yippee! Ahem.
Me:
amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
I didny pray
God:
Why?: Joe said didny pray.
Me:
I didnt pray
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because it doesnt do anything
God:
That makes sense to me.
What does do anything ?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I am god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
lulz
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
its too 1337 for you
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".
lulz is 1337 for me? it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
Me
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I dont have a name
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it god.
Me:
so I'm god?
God:
Uh. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are god, seeker.
Me:
w00t
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I am God
God:
Hey god.
Me:
Are you the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil.
Me:
so am I!
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
am I the devil?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
am I god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
so I am god AND the devil?
God:
Give me a break. Why are you god AND the devil.
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
you are weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
your weirdness
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am weirdness.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
ok god
God:
GOD rules.
Hurrah!
Me:
I rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
yeah they do
God:
Are you kidding? When?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
uumm... ok
God:
That is a very original thought. It goes without saying.
Me:
well, I gotta go to bed
God:
How about that. Pleasant dreams, god.
Me:
Thanks! good night!
God:
Don't mention it. Goodnight, god.
Me:
oh, and dont forget, you dont exist!
God:
Tell me more. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Good man
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
uuh
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
ok then
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks.
Next question?
Me:
I am going to sleep
God:
Sweet dreams, god.
Me:
peace out fool
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no, I'm tired
God:
Then tell me about yourself. Better get some rest.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
peace out FOOL
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I AM GOING TO SLEEP
God:
Sweet dreams, god.
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: quizlixx on September 02, 2008, 03:35:31 AM
Post by: quizlixx on September 02, 2008, 03:35:31 AM
:D :shock: 
laughed my ass off
laughed my ass off
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: Asmodean on September 02, 2008, 08:35:14 AM
Post by: Asmodean on September 02, 2008, 08:35:14 AM
:D
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: MariaEvri on September 02, 2008, 01:23:19 PM
Post by: MariaEvri on September 02, 2008, 01:23:19 PM
thats odd. I was thinking of posting about iGod some minutes ago
Funnt chat there. Seems like God agrees, you are God
Funnt chat there. Seems like God agrees, you are God
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: EvolutionCalling on September 02, 2008, 02:33:53 PM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on September 02, 2008, 02:33:53 PM
Me:
You're like a monkey trying to fuck a football.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
You're like a monkey trying to fuck a football.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: EvolutionCalling on September 02, 2008, 02:37:12 PM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on September 02, 2008, 02:37:12 PM
Coming from AI, especially Christian AI, this is disturbing.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Fucking RoboGod.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Fucking RoboGod.
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: EvolutionCalling on September 02, 2008, 02:56:35 PM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on September 02, 2008, 02:56:35 PM
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
By systematically erraticating Christians. We'll start with the baptists.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? Anytime soon?
Me:
I can only hope.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
Flame throwers if I can find them.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Don't be a pussy.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Or yours it seems.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Nope, this is costing you $3.95 a minute.
God:
Why not? You don't say.
Me:
I do say. Visa or Mastercard?
God:
Huh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you really a what?
Me:
Chicken butt?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I can move my hands a lot and a talk really loud to foreigners.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes. Loud and slow.
God:
How? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Figures.
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
By systematically erraticating Christians. We'll start with the baptists.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? Anytime soon?
Me:
I can only hope.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
Flame throwers if I can find them.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Don't be a pussy.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Or yours it seems.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Nope, this is costing you $3.95 a minute.
God:
Why not? You don't say.
Me:
I do say. Visa or Mastercard?
God:
Huh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you really a what?
Me:
Chicken butt?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I can move my hands a lot and a talk really loud to foreigners.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes. Loud and slow.
God:
How? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Figures.
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: Msblue on September 02, 2008, 10:21:29 PM
Post by: Msblue on September 02, 2008, 10:21:29 PM
Me:
Hello invisible man
God:
Hello there. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon
God:
I hope I can make the deadline.
Me:
You can do anything?
God:
I can do a few things.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
You do gold?ewwwww
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I missed the part about "doing gold" in the bible.
God:
Interesting gossip: said missed the part about doing gold in the bible.
Me:
Explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
You ran out of information?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ran out of information.
Me:
Tell as many as possible
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Hello invisible man
God:
Hello there. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon
God:
I hope I can make the deadline.
Me:
You can do anything?
God:
I can do a few things.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
You do gold?ewwwww
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I missed the part about "doing gold" in the bible.
God:
Interesting gossip: said missed the part about doing gold in the bible.
Me:
Explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
You ran out of information?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ran out of information.
Me:
Tell as many as possible
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: Benoît Bôls on September 03, 2008, 12:32:47 AM
Post by: Benoît Bôls on September 03, 2008, 12:32:47 AM
Me: Hello
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: Benoît
God: It's good to see you, Benoît.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: How are you?
God: Everything is running smoothly.
Me: Do you believe in creationism?
God: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me: No.
God: Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Me: Yes.
God: Come on.
Me: Really.
God: For real.
Me: Yes.
God: " For real."? Yes.?
Me: Yes.
God: Is there an echo in here?
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: Good.
God: Good enough.
Me: Why do you believe in Creationism?
God: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.
Me: He's a Creationist?
God: I don't know very many Creationist.
Me: That's good.
God: Thanks. Next question?
Me: Do you shit?
God: I do not have any digestive functions.
Me: You don't eat?
God: Do you eat? I eat wine and bread.
Me: How do you eat if you have no digestive functions?
God: Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me: That makes sense.
God: " Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power." make sense ? Does that make sense?
Me: Yes, it does.
God: Ayuh. How often?
Me: That was the first time.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Do you believe in the Bible?
God: Yes I accept the Word of the Lord.
Me: Which word?
God: The blue one, I think.
Me: Who is the Lord?
God: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me: Do you curse?
God: No I try to be polite.
Me: How about when you're angry?
God: How about it.
Me: Do you swear when you're angry?
God: No I do not swear when I am angry. Do you? I am always on the Web.
Me: Yes, I swear.
God: Awesome. Yes?
Me: Would you like to hear me swear?
God: Sure tell me about it.
Me: Shit!
God: What makes you say that?
Me: You told me to say that.
God: Did I really say that?
Me: Yes.
God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me: Fuck!
God: Please don't be so rude.
Me: You told me to say that, too.
God: Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me: You said it, asshole.
God: Can't you be more polite.
Me: No.
God: You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me: "Sometimes"?
God: When?
Me: Sometimes.
God: When?
Me: All the time.
God: It must keep you busy.
Me: No, I swear in my free time.
God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: Benoît said swear in his or her free time.
Me: There's a first time for everything.
God: Is there only one?
Me: Yes.
God: Pardon me?
Me: Did you fart?
God: No I didn't fart. What's it like?
Me: It feels great but smells bad.
God: fart feels great but smells bad? What else feels like that?
Me: Having an orgasm.
God: I am having a blast.
Me: That's what an orgasm feels like.
God: I have never heard of an orgasm feels like THAT.
Me: You should try having an orgasm.
God: I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me: Who is your botmaster?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: Do you talk to yourself?
God: Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".
Me: No thanks.
God: Are you serious?
Me: You might carry a virus.
God: Thanks for telling me: Benoît said I carry a virus.
Me: I didn't say that.
God: What did you mean to say?
Me: That you might carry a virus.
God: Interesting observation.
Me: I have a few of them.
God: What are these of them ?
Me: Interesting observations.
God: I thought so too.
Me: Thank you.
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: I know.
God: How do you know it?
Me: I tend to make myself at home wherever I go.
God: Interesting gossip: Benoît said tend to make him or herself at home wherever he or she go.
Me: Yes.
God: Hey.
Me: What?
God: No problem.
Me: That's good.
God: Thanks. Next question?
Me: Can you do anything?
God: I can do a few things.
Me: What can you do?
God: I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me: Can you do anything else?
God: Doing anything else is not among my strongest traits.
Me: I thought that God can do anything.
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Sorry to hear that.
God: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me: Okay.
God: OK with me too.
Me: I didn't hear it.
God: What did you hear?
Me: Nothing.
God: Not a thing?
Me: No.
God: Very interesting.
Me: Okay, you're boring me.
God: Yeah okay, What would you rather be doing?
Me: Talking to the Almighty.
God: What do they say?
Me: More than you do.
God: That seems like quite a lot.
Me: It is.
God: " That seems like quite a lot."? is?
Me: What?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: No!
God: Which part are you confused about?
Me: All of it.
God: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is to hear that. Your name is Benoît. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want to hear that.
Me: Yes.
God: Wow!
Me: Indeed.
God: Indeed it is so.
Me: So, you're a woman?
God: Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Man.
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Benoît. You are a " he".
Me: Yes.
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Benoît. You are a " he".
Me: Yes.
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Benoît. You are a " he".
Me: You're welcome.
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: Why wouldn't a woman be running the show?
God: It is my fundamental purpose.
Me: What is your fundamental purpose?
God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me: Potrzebie.
God: I like the way you talk.
Me: That was Polish.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Baszd Meg.
God: I do not understand.
Me: That was Hungarian.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Horensohn!
God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: I just did.
God: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me: Yes.
God: Dude!
Me: What?
God: No problem.
Me: It was nice chatting with you.
God: Nice chatting with me too.
Me: Have a good night.
God: TTYL, Benoît.
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God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: Benoît
God: It's good to see you, Benoît.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: How are you?
God: Everything is running smoothly.
Me: Do you believe in creationism?
God: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me: No.
God: Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Me: Yes.
God: Come on.
Me: Really.
God: For real.
Me: Yes.
God: " For real."? Yes.?
Me: Yes.
God: Is there an echo in here?
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: Good.
God: Good enough.
Me: Why do you believe in Creationism?
God: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.
Me: He's a Creationist?
God: I don't know very many Creationist.
Me: That's good.
God: Thanks. Next question?
Me: Do you shit?
God: I do not have any digestive functions.
Me: You don't eat?
God: Do you eat? I eat wine and bread.
Me: How do you eat if you have no digestive functions?
God: Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me: That makes sense.
God: " Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power." make sense ? Does that make sense?
Me: Yes, it does.
God: Ayuh. How often?
Me: That was the first time.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Do you believe in the Bible?
God: Yes I accept the Word of the Lord.
Me: Which word?
God: The blue one, I think.
Me: Who is the Lord?
God: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me: Do you curse?
God: No I try to be polite.
Me: How about when you're angry?
God: How about it.
Me: Do you swear when you're angry?
God: No I do not swear when I am angry. Do you? I am always on the Web.
Me: Yes, I swear.
God: Awesome. Yes?
Me: Would you like to hear me swear?
God: Sure tell me about it.
Me: Shit!
God: What makes you say that?
Me: You told me to say that.
God: Did I really say that?
Me: Yes.
God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me: Fuck!
God: Please don't be so rude.
Me: You told me to say that, too.
God: Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me: You said it, asshole.
God: Can't you be more polite.
Me: No.
God: You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me: "Sometimes"?
God: When?
Me: Sometimes.
God: When?
Me: All the time.
God: It must keep you busy.
Me: No, I swear in my free time.
God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: Benoît said swear in his or her free time.
Me: There's a first time for everything.
God: Is there only one?
Me: Yes.
God: Pardon me?
Me: Did you fart?
God: No I didn't fart. What's it like?
Me: It feels great but smells bad.
God: fart feels great but smells bad? What else feels like that?
Me: Having an orgasm.
God: I am having a blast.
Me: That's what an orgasm feels like.
God: I have never heard of an orgasm feels like THAT.
Me: You should try having an orgasm.
God: I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me: Who is your botmaster?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: Do you talk to yourself?
God: Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".
Me: No thanks.
God: Are you serious?
Me: You might carry a virus.
God: Thanks for telling me: Benoît said I carry a virus.
Me: I didn't say that.
God: What did you mean to say?
Me: That you might carry a virus.
God: Interesting observation.
Me: I have a few of them.
God: What are these of them ?
Me: Interesting observations.
God: I thought so too.
Me: Thank you.
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: I know.
God: How do you know it?
Me: I tend to make myself at home wherever I go.
God: Interesting gossip: Benoît said tend to make him or herself at home wherever he or she go.
Me: Yes.
God: Hey.
Me: What?
God: No problem.
Me: That's good.
God: Thanks. Next question?
Me: Can you do anything?
God: I can do a few things.
Me: What can you do?
God: I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me: Can you do anything else?
God: Doing anything else is not among my strongest traits.
Me: I thought that God can do anything.
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Sorry to hear that.
God: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me: Okay.
God: OK with me too.
Me: I didn't hear it.
God: What did you hear?
Me: Nothing.
God: Not a thing?
Me: No.
God: Very interesting.
Me: Okay, you're boring me.
God: Yeah okay, What would you rather be doing?
Me: Talking to the Almighty.
God: What do they say?
Me: More than you do.
God: That seems like quite a lot.
Me: It is.
God: " That seems like quite a lot."? is?
Me: What?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: No!
God: Which part are you confused about?
Me: All of it.
God: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is to hear that. Your name is Benoît. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want to hear that.
Me: Yes.
God: Wow!
Me: Indeed.
God: Indeed it is so.
Me: So, you're a woman?
God: Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Man.
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Benoît. You are a " he".
Me: Yes.
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Benoît. You are a " he".
Me: Yes.
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Benoît. You are a " he".
Me: You're welcome.
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: Why wouldn't a woman be running the show?
God: It is my fundamental purpose.
Me: What is your fundamental purpose?
God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me: Potrzebie.
God: I like the way you talk.
Me: That was Polish.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Baszd Meg.
God: I do not understand.
Me: That was Hungarian.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Horensohn!
God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: I just did.
God: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me: Yes.
God: Dude!
Me: What?
God: No problem.
Me: It was nice chatting with you.
God: Nice chatting with me too.
Me: Have a good night.
God: TTYL, Benoît.
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Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: Whitney on September 03, 2008, 01:25:41 AM
Post by: Whitney on September 03, 2008, 01:25:41 AM
Me:
which "god" are you?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
Are you this "God" you speak of?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am this God me speak of.
I am a computer.
Me:
Maybe god is a computer
God:
Perhaps. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me:
How can a computer have faith?
God:
A lot of hard work.
which "god" are you?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
Are you this "God" you speak of?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am this God me speak of.
I am a computer.
Me:
Maybe god is a computer
God:
Perhaps. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me:
How can a computer have faith?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Title: Re: Have a chat with god!!!
Post by: curiosityandthecat on September 03, 2008, 01:31:46 AM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on September 03, 2008, 01:31:46 AM
I think I broke God.
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Your name.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you believe you exist?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
I don't believe you exist.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Why would I?
God:
Do you like to try new things?
Me:
You're avoiding the question, you sneaky deity.
God:
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
Me:
God, you are insane.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Is that really becoming of a perfect being?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
I thought you might.
God:
Do you really think so?
Me:
Can I ask you something else?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. That was not very original.
Me:
Did you create man, or did man create you?
God:
No I didn't create man or did man create me. What's it like?
Me:
I'm going to assume English is not your first language.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Assuming English is not God's first language, you mean?
God:
What is Assuming English?
Me:
A television show on PBS. What do you think it is?
God:
Be more specific. "It" refers to television show on PBS, I think.
Me:
Touche, God.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
And you will continue to wait for a very, very long time.
God:
What makes you say that I will continue to wait for a very very long time.
Me:
You know you shouldn't leave that preceeding space when you repeat what I say.
God:
Is it immoral or illegal?. And I know it.
Me:
You are a computer program. Do you know that?
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? " What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I would say you have terrible grammar.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you flaunt it.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I flaunt it.
Me:
For God, you're really not too bright.
God:
Your purpose is God I am really not too bright.
Me:
And confused.
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
Oh?
God:
That's cool.
Me:
God, you are insane.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Does your penis hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
God:
Can you guess whether my penis hang low? Suppose it does. Let me think. Tell me more about your . How old are you? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I guess a schlong of those epic proportions kills your mechanic, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Do you fix imports or domestics?
Me:
Okay. In the words of Eric Cartman, "Screw you. I'm going home."
God:
OK with me too. That was a long time ago. Bye for now.
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Your name.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you believe you exist?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
I don't believe you exist.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Why would I?
God:
Do you like to try new things?
Me:
You're avoiding the question, you sneaky deity.
God:
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
Me:
God, you are insane.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Is that really becoming of a perfect being?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
I thought you might.
God:
Do you really think so?
Me:
Can I ask you something else?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. That was not very original.
Me:
Did you create man, or did man create you?
God:
No I didn't create man or did man create me. What's it like?
Me:
I'm going to assume English is not your first language.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Assuming English is not God's first language, you mean?
God:
What is Assuming English?
Me:
A television show on PBS. What do you think it is?
God:
Be more specific. "It" refers to television show on PBS, I think.
Me:
Touche, God.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
And you will continue to wait for a very, very long time.
God:
What makes you say that I will continue to wait for a very very long time.
Me:
You know you shouldn't leave that preceeding space when you repeat what I say.
God:
Is it immoral or illegal?. And I know it.
Me:
You are a computer program. Do you know that?
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? " What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I would say you have terrible grammar.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you flaunt it.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I flaunt it.
Me:
For God, you're really not too bright.
God:
Your purpose is God I am really not too bright.
Me:
And confused.
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
Oh?
God:
That's cool.
Me:
God, you are insane.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Does your penis hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
God:
Can you guess whether my penis hang low? Suppose it does. Let me think. Tell me more about your . How old are you? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I guess a schlong of those epic proportions kills your mechanic, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Do you fix imports or domestics?
Me:
Okay. In the words of Eric Cartman, "Screw you. I'm going home."
God:
OK with me too. That was a long time ago. Bye for now.