Title: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Asmodean on August 20, 2008, 10:24:43 PM
Post by: Asmodean on August 20, 2008, 10:24:43 PM
Ok... This place is what a web designer's nightmares look like... But they do have some riduculous crap there... in a funny way... so knock yourselves out :unsure:
http://itsnotgodsfault.com/sinnersprayer.asp (http://itsnotgodsfault.com/sinnersprayer.asp)
Hmm... :D
http://itsnotgodsfault.com/sinnersprayer.asp (http://itsnotgodsfault.com/sinnersprayer.asp)
Hmm... :D
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Tom62 on August 20, 2008, 10:27:23 PM
Post by: Tom62 on August 20, 2008, 10:27:23 PM
I've got two word that describes that site perfectly, namely: Holy Shit
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Faithless on August 21, 2008, 07:11:22 PM
Post by: Faithless on August 21, 2008, 07:11:22 PM
It's funny in a scary sort of way. Apparently, if you follow the WORD well enough, you receive...what? The problem is, it doesn't say exactly what you are to "receive." I'd like to hire their marketing team. They've got people jumping through hoops and they don't even know what they're getting.
I love this. Does this mean that if I stop believing in my finances, the bills will go away? SIGN ME UP!
QuoteIf you are believing for finances, you cannot worry or go about saying how to pay your bills, etc.
I love this. Does this mean that if I stop believing in my finances, the bills will go away? SIGN ME UP!
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Asmodean on August 21, 2008, 09:35:59 PM
Post by: Asmodean on August 21, 2008, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: "Faithless"Does this mean that if I stop believing in my finances, the bills will go away?:idea:
Now THAT's brilliant!
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Jolly Sapper on August 22, 2008, 08:57:44 PM
Post by: Jolly Sapper on August 22, 2008, 08:57:44 PM
I was going to originally point to the "Reject Jesus; Receive Bacon" picture.
But I like Faithless's answer better!
But I like Faithless's answer better!
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Jane on August 22, 2008, 10:25:01 PM
Post by: Jane on August 22, 2008, 10:25:01 PM
Was www.godhatesgooddesign.com (http://www.godhatesgooddesign.com) or www.godloveswidemargins.com (http://www.godloveswidemargins.com) taken?
From the site : You may be a believer, but if you do not make your actions/words/thoughts correspond to God’s Word you will be continually defeated in receiving from God. God performs by faith; if you utter words to the contrary of what God’s Word says, it will wipe out your receiving; if you worry about whatever it is, it will wipe out your receiving; if your actions do not correspond to God’s Word it will wipe out your receiving.
So it's official - god IS Santa.
From the site : You may be a believer, but if you do not make your actions/words/thoughts correspond to God’s Word you will be continually defeated in receiving from God. God performs by faith; if you utter words to the contrary of what God’s Word says, it will wipe out your receiving; if you worry about whatever it is, it will wipe out your receiving; if your actions do not correspond to God’s Word it will wipe out your receiving.
So it's official - god IS Santa.
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: afreethinker30 on September 02, 2008, 03:01:07 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on September 02, 2008, 03:01:07 AM
The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as PossibleQuoteJacobs, a New York Jewish agnostic, decides to follow the laws and rules of the Bible, beginning with the Old Testament, for one year. (He actually adds some bonus days and makes it a 381-day year.) He starts by growing a beard and we are with him through every itchy moment. Jacobs is borderline OCD, at least as he describes himself; obsessing over possible dangers to his son, germs, literal interpretation of Bible verses, etc. He enlists the aid of counselors along the way; Jewish rabbis, Christians of every stripe, friends and neighbors.
I wonder how many of those people say they live as the Bible says but actually do it.
Title: Re: It's not God's fault. *shakes head*
Post by: Steve Reason on September 05, 2008, 12:30:23 AM
Post by: Steve Reason on September 05, 2008, 12:30:23 AM
Quote from: "Faithless"It's funny in a scary sort of way. Apparently, if you follow the WORD well enough, you receive...what? The problem is, it doesn't say exactly what you are to "receive." I'd like to hire their marketing team. They've got people jumping through hoops and they don't even know what they're getting.QuoteIf you are believing for finances, you cannot worry or go about saying how to pay your bills, etc.
I love this. Does this mean that if I stop believing in my finances, the bills will go away? SIGN ME UP! :D