Title: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: monkeyNutBread on August 13, 2008, 03:36:37 AM
Post by: monkeyNutBread on August 13, 2008, 03:36:37 AM
Apparently bananas prove that God is real. I'm not sure if this is satire or not; its that ridiculous 
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Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: rlrose328 on August 13, 2008, 05:13:20 AM
Post by: rlrose328 on August 13, 2008, 05:13:20 AM
Yeah, there's a video on youtube with Kirk Cameron and some aussie idiot talking about this. It's nonsense, just like all other religious crap.
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Asmodean on August 13, 2008, 06:32:45 AM
Post by: Asmodean on August 13, 2008, 06:32:45 AM
...I think we also have a thread about it somewhere. Anyone help me out with a link to it..?
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 13, 2008, 03:08:13 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 13, 2008, 03:08:13 PM
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1739&start=0
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Whitney on August 14, 2008, 02:30:12 AM
Post by: Whitney on August 14, 2008, 02:30:12 AM
Just another reason why 
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is so cool.
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: ewomack on August 14, 2008, 06:19:40 PM
Post by: ewomack on August 14, 2008, 06:19:40 PM
I always thought the Salad Shooter (http://www.saladshooter.com/) was more proof than anyone needs of intelligent design.
What creature could create something so beautiful... so magnificent... as the Salad Shooter and yet not be the product of a divine, all-encompassing intelligence?!? I think the Salad Shooter will put an end to atheism as we know it.
What creature could create something so beautiful... so magnificent... as the Salad Shooter and yet not be the product of a divine, all-encompassing intelligence?!? I think the Salad Shooter will put an end to atheism as we know it.
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: EvolutionCalling on August 15, 2008, 10:23:45 PM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on August 15, 2008, 10:23:45 PM
Quote7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
Apparently the banana is a favorite of Catholic priests everywhere.
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: shedaytrips on August 16, 2008, 11:12:14 AM
Post by: shedaytrips on August 16, 2008, 11:12:14 AM
If the banana is so perfect, then why does it spoil?
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Steve Reason on August 19, 2008, 02:46:10 AM
Post by: Steve Reason on August 19, 2008, 02:46:10 AM
Quote from: "EvolutionCalling"Quote7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
Apparently the banana is a favorite of Catholic priests everywhere.
I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!"
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 19, 2008, 03:48:05 AM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 19, 2008, 03:48:05 AM
Quote from: "Steve Reason"I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!"
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Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Asmodean on August 19, 2008, 08:19:52 AM
Post by: Asmodean on August 19, 2008, 08:19:52 AM
Quote from: "Steve Reason"I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!" :unsure: The banana, I mean... :unsure:
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Jolly Sapper on August 19, 2008, 02:25:48 PM
Post by: Jolly Sapper on August 19, 2008, 02:25:48 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "Steve Reason"I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!" :unsure: The banana, I mean... :unsure:
Depends, was the banana peeled first?
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Asmodean on August 19, 2008, 05:24:28 PM
Post by: Asmodean on August 19, 2008, 05:24:28 PM
Nope. It came in its original condom
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Jolly Sapper on August 19, 2008, 07:45:25 PM
Post by: Jolly Sapper on August 19, 2008, 07:45:25 PM
Then I suppose it will need a "bananal split" to be performed, stat! 
Title: Re: The Banana is Proof of God!!!
Post by: Asmodean on August 19, 2008, 08:33:12 PM
Post by: Asmodean on August 19, 2008, 08:33:12 PM
Quote from: "Jolly Sapper"Then I suppose it will need a "bananal split" to be performed, stat! :unsure: Sounds unpleasant. :D