Title: Grace Community Church
Post by: EvolutionCalling on July 29, 2008, 12:24:31 AM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on July 29, 2008, 12:24:31 AM
Here is yet another church full of Super-Christians looking to build another monster cross. Why do they feel the need to play my penis is bigger than you penis games? I really think the last thing Houston needs is a 150ft cross looming over them. Fuck, they already have not one, but two elaborate 'campuses'. So, I wrote them an email asking why. I even gave them useful suggestion for better using their money. Bet I don't hear back.
http://www.grace.tv
http://www.grace.tv
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Asmodean on July 29, 2008, 01:23:59 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 29, 2008, 01:23:59 AM
I think the just fail to understand that you don't need a huge cross to cruicify somebody... A 3 meters of hight and two meters of width is more than enough. 
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: EvolutionCalling on July 29, 2008, 01:51:00 AM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on July 29, 2008, 01:51:00 AM
I would love to cruicify one of those huge inflatable gorillas that car dealers use to promote sales. I'd take the lose of my security deposit for it.
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Will on July 29, 2008, 03:43:54 AM
Post by: Will on July 29, 2008, 03:43:54 AM
Maybe Jesus was FUCKING HUGE!
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Asmodean on July 29, 2008, 04:13:38 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 29, 2008, 04:13:38 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"Maybe Jesus was FUCKING HUGE!
:banna:
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 29, 2008, 04:48:15 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 29, 2008, 04:48:15 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"Maybe Jesus was FUCKING HUGE!
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Steve Reason on July 29, 2008, 06:00:36 PM
Post by: Steve Reason on July 29, 2008, 06:00:36 PM
I wished I lived in that town. I'd buy a lot a put up a giant display of the classic display of the progression of evolution. 
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Jolly Sapper on July 29, 2008, 06:16:00 PM
Post by: Jolly Sapper on July 29, 2008, 06:16:00 PM
I hope there is enough ground clearance that if a hurricane hits the gulf the winds don't blow the thing on top of anybody.
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Asmodean on July 30, 2008, 12:09:01 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 30, 2008, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: "Jolly Sapper"I hope there is enough ground clearance that if a hurricane hits the gulf the winds don't blow the thing on top of anybody.
Death by Jesus!
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: Jolly Sapper on July 30, 2008, 04:05:03 AM
Post by: Jolly Sapper on July 30, 2008, 04:05:03 AM
Finish this statement:
[spoiler:25yml2r9]Being nailed to a cross is to crucifixion as being nailed BY a cross is to _____?______[/spoiler:25yml2r9]
[spoiler:25yml2r9]Being nailed to a cross is to crucifixion as being nailed BY a cross is to _____?______[/spoiler:25yml2r9]
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: tacoma_kyle on August 04, 2008, 06:26:59 PM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on August 04, 2008, 06:26:59 PM
My sister was just telling me North Korea made a effort to put up a 'bigger flag' than South Korea in one region where the nations line seperated two cities by about 500 feet.
So she said there are two giat flags about 500 feet from each other lol. Thats pretty dumb.... She's in korea right now.
So she said there are two giat flags about 500 feet from each other lol. Thats pretty dumb.... She's in korea right now.
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 04, 2008, 07:58:21 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 04, 2008, 07:58:21 PM
Quote from: "Willravel"Maybe Jesus was FUCKING HUGE!
He must've been part of the Watusi tribe. Big people, the Watusi!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages38.fotki.com%2Fv1276%2Fphotos%2F8%2F892548%2F6145789%2Frulingclass-vi.jpg&hash=34376388a4cfc5e2e6155646108315869f857b39)
Anybody? Anybody?
Title: Re: Grace Community Church
Post by: ewomack on August 06, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
Post by: ewomack on August 06, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
That big cross will have to compete with the Spirit of Houston statue... is this still planned? Is it being built?
Spirit of Houston (http://www.endex.com/gf/buildings/liberty/worldstatues/spirit/spirit.htm)
So of course they'll want to build a BIGGER cross to compete...
Spirit of Houston (http://www.endex.com/gf/buildings/liberty/worldstatues/spirit/spirit.htm)
So of course they'll want to build a BIGGER cross to compete...