How do you cope with them?
Do you just ignore them because arguing is fruitless?
Walked up a nice hill a few days ago on my own.
At peace with the world when walking down, until confronted by 2 evangelists walking up.
Got an earful of stuff like the world is flat and 6,000 years old, and if I don't believe in Jesus I'll be burning for all eternity.
How is the soul flammable?
My guard was down, but I also managed to ask them about Noah's Ark and Adam and Eve.
I learned that fossils are proof of the Flood and the snake spoke in Hebrew.
I wasted my breath on pointing out that all drinking water would be saline and snakes can't speak.
If the earth is flat then what's holding it up?
Appears that Hell does.
Being the little devil I am:
"The Church exists for nothing else but to draw men into Christ, to make them little Christs. If they are not doing that, all the cathedrals, clergy, missions, sermons, even the Bible itself, are simply a waste of time. God became Man for no other purpose."
C. S. Lewis
tell them that you are going to sacrifice your children to satan next tuesday and invite them to eat the livers with you afterwards
:rofl: Back in the '80s I knew a guy who made knives as a hobby. He was headed out the door (his house) and a couple of evangelicals approached him. He said he was on his way to a Satanic ritual and showed them the knife he was going to sacrifice the baby with. He's a big burly guy and makes a great crazy face. They took off running.
These days, he'd be arrested for brandishing that knife.