Title: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2008, 01:08:07 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2008, 01:08:07 AM
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Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Will on July 23, 2008, 01:15:49 AM
Post by: Will on July 23, 2008, 01:15:49 AM
Don't laugh, that's how John Williams got started.
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2008, 01:19:19 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2008, 01:19:19 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"Don't laugh, that's how John Williams got started.
On an old motorcycle with a... a... thing stuck up his bottom? oO(I suppose, if nothing else, with some ignition system and a year's supply of bad eggs for breakfast it can make a pretty good jet engine though... :D
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 23, 2008, 07:28:12 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 23, 2008, 07:28:12 AM
It's all good til people start putting things in the cone. 
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2008, 08:43:28 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2008, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"It's all good til people start putting things in the cone. :unsure: Didn't think of that...
...now I do...
oO(could fill it with some sort of laxative and let it run in)
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 24, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 24, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "afreethinker30"It's all good til people start putting things in the cone. :unsure: Didn't think of that...
...now I do...
oO(could fill it with some sort of laxative and let it run in
Makes me think of the gerbil story that was going around.
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Asmodean on July 24, 2008, 01:01:40 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 24, 2008, 01:01:40 AM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"Makes me think of the gerbil story that was going around.Gerbil story?
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: freeatlast on July 24, 2008, 10:06:32 AM
Post by: freeatlast on July 24, 2008, 10:06:32 AM
Jesus F'ing Christ!
Now I'm gonna have nightmares. Probably a surreal one where giant rabbits in ass chaps are forcing me to shoot carrots out of my arse, into the air, and into their wide open buck toothed rabbit mouths. The shame I will feel in this nightmare will not be enjoyable. I will then wake up next to my loving wife and be very relived that I am not a bunny toy.
Adios
Now I'm gonna have nightmares. Probably a surreal one where giant rabbits in ass chaps are forcing me to shoot carrots out of my arse, into the air, and into their wide open buck toothed rabbit mouths. The shame I will feel in this nightmare will not be enjoyable. I will then wake up next to my loving wife and be very relived that I am not a bunny toy.
Adios
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: MariaEvri on July 24, 2008, 10:44:36 AM
Post by: MariaEvri on July 24, 2008, 10:44:36 AM
one more use from the great design of the ass.
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Asmodean on July 24, 2008, 11:45:14 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 24, 2008, 11:45:14 AM
Quote from: "MariaEvri"one more use from the great design of the ass.
oO(What if god, in his holy onmi-somethingness really designed the anus for stuffing things in and we, the sinners, misunderstood and started pushing things out of it? :D
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: freeatlast on July 24, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
Post by: freeatlast on July 24, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "MariaEvri"one more use from the great design of the ass.
oO(What if god, in his holy onmi-somethingness really designed the anus for stuffing things in and we, the sinners, misunderstood and started pushing things out of it? :D
Damn good thinking there. For the sake of all of our possible eternities I request that you begin placing various smooth and semi-jagged items into your one and only arse. Then let us all know if super good things begin to happen in your life that can only be explained by a pleased diety who is looking down upon you with a slightly disturbing grin. I figure about 2 weeks of non-stop hole plugging should be an adequate length of time to know for sure. Thank you in advance for taking one in the arse for the team.
Adios dammit
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Smallville on July 24, 2008, 10:10:43 PM
Post by: Smallville on July 24, 2008, 10:10:43 PM
Ah, finally a visualization of "blow it out your ass".
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: MariaEvri on July 25, 2008, 01:14:44 PM
Post by: MariaEvri on July 25, 2008, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "MariaEvri"one more use from the great design of the ass.
oO(What if god, in his holy onmi-somethingness really designed the anus for stuffing things in and we, the sinners, misunderstood and started pushing things out of it? :D
i KNOW thats how it was meant to be.why do you think gays like ehm.. putting em.. "stuff" in there !!
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 25, 2008, 10:26:29 PM
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 25, 2008, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "afreethinker30"Makes me think of the gerbil story that was going around.Gerbil story?
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Asmodean on July 26, 2008, 04:31:39 AM
Post by: Asmodean on July 26, 2008, 04:31:39 AM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
roflol
Gerbilectomy! LOL! Would I ever like to assist on that procedure and submit it, complete with photos, to every medical journal I came across
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 26, 2008, 05:01:25 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 26, 2008, 05:01:25 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "afreethinker30"http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
roflol
Gerbilectomy! LOL! Would I ever like to assist on that procedure and submit it, complete with photos, to every medical journal I came across :hmm:
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: quizlixx on July 26, 2008, 09:42:15 PM
Post by: quizlixx on July 26, 2008, 09:42:15 PM
:eek:
Title: Re: ROFPMSL! Check this out! (slightly un-work-safe)
Post by: Steve Reason on July 26, 2008, 09:57:04 PM
Post by: Steve Reason on July 26, 2008, 09:57:04 PM
Yeah but, how does he ignite it?? :D