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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Tank on August 04, 2024, 09:40:41 AM

Title: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Tank on August 04, 2024, 09:40:41 AM
What would the world be like if prayer actually worked and it didn't matter who you prayed to? And one person's prayer could cancel out all other prayers made by all other people?

Would sport even exist?
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: zorkan on August 04, 2024, 12:36:41 PM
Prayer definitely works.
About 10% of the time if the prayer is not impossible.
This figure is based on my golf game.
Stand over the ball and pray it will go into the hole.
10% success rate within about 8 feet.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Tank on August 04, 2024, 04:08:48 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 04, 2024, 04:32:29 PM
Can of worms. Do rich people's count for more than poor people's? Or if people have children? We've a current VP hopeful who claims that people with children should be allowed to vote more based on that, Vs childless. He probably prays for that. As for sports and prayer, it seems to work about 50% of the time, if there are two opposing sides. ;)
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Old Seer on August 04, 2024, 04:37:19 PM
When a boy on the farm I prayed every Sunday for a  bike. So as time went by I came up with an idea. Being I had a fair amount for weekly allowance given to me by parents and made as much setting pins at the bowling alley weekend evenings , I thought I might try saving up the money to buy it. HOT DOG, it worked. I rode to school summers end on a brand spanking new Schwinn. I sat here thinking for bit and can't remember praying since. :)
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: zorkan on August 04, 2024, 05:57:24 PM
Give prayer a try.
You will be amazed.

Here's how it works:
Count all the hits and ignore all the misses.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Asmodean on August 05, 2024, 07:56:09 AM
Sports? Hmm... I wonder if the World would exist under such conditions.

It would only take one person sick enough of it all to pray it into oblivion.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Tank on August 07, 2024, 05:05:26 PM
Well my 'wish' would be that I was the only person who could wish :)
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Asmodean on August 07, 2024, 08:03:47 PM
That world too would "end" in a considerable hurry. Still, you would be able to put masterminding the fall of humanity on your resume, so that be something. :smilenod:

The Asmo. He ought to start granting wishes... One of these days, when He's not lazy. :smilenod:
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Tank on August 07, 2024, 08:06:10 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Asmodean on August 07, 2024, 08:14:19 PM
I mean, maybe you'd get a benevolent wish granter, but ye-average genies would totally do stuff like depopulate the Earth if you wished to be left alone, or move it to Venusian orbit if you wished for warmer weather, or remove biological triggers necessary for maintaining life if those could be classified as "wishes" in order to technically-but-only-so grant your wish or... Apply other such fixes, which make perfect sense to transcendent beings.

The Asmo knows. He is lazy though, so... Mebbe nap now. Then destroy the world. :smilenod:

Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Icarus on October 26, 2024, 12:55:28 AM
More thought to get your mental juices flowing.

https://religiondispatches.org/a-match-made-in-hell-demons-have-become-a-serious-force-in-us-politics-but-weve-seen-this-show-before/?utm_source=email&utm_campaign=daily (https://religiondispatches.org/a-match-made-in-hell-demons-have-become-a-serious-force-in-us-politics-but-weve-seen-this-show-before/?utm_source=email&utm_campaign=daily)

Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Old Seer on October 26, 2024, 03:15:13 AM
We're entering another time of religious fanaticism. No telling how far that can go and where it takes things. Usually persecutions start from many sides.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Dark Lightning on October 26, 2024, 03:20:02 AM
I'm hoping that this crap is the last dying gasp before that religious shit just fades away due to lack of interest. I know, I'm dreaming.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: zorkan on October 27, 2024, 12:17:19 PM
Re the quote about "demonic Democrats".
So where does Trump find his motive?
Might be here.

https://qz.com/1364997/the-startling-parallels-between-donald-trump-and-occultist-aleister-crowley

It's about the triumph of the good (white magicians) over the bad (black magicians) that has been going on for many centuries.
Confused as to which side god takes. An ad in the newspaper would help.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Old Seer on October 27, 2024, 02:39:54 PM
The Poper Guy has introduced the prospect of a one world religion. As I see it expect at some time in the future as an Atheist you'll be persecuted. If/when the UN picks up on this idea you'll be forced by law to join. Technically a one world religion is no different than one world government. Religions are a tyrannical system as it requires a single source of all knowledge and permissions of endeavor. A central base for all right and wrong is ----tyranny. As always in the past religions claim to be the center of all lives to adhere to. So, as I see it (I'm not always right of course) if you're under 50 years old and healthy expect to be included before you take the trip to the other side of the grass. Of course now, this depends upon the success of this project which doesn't allow two sided opinions and ideas, namely yours and theirs, it's only---theirs that counts.   Added-If you find it a apropreate pass it on.
Title: Re: Here's a thought to get your mental juices flowing on a Sunday.
Post by: Dark Lightning on October 27, 2024, 02:52:39 PM
What the pope wants and what people will do are very different things. I was raised Catholic and know many people who use birth control and have had abortions, and been sterilized.