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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: The Magic Pudding.. on July 20, 2024, 09:01:11 AM

Title: Get yourself a piece of the true ear.
Post by: The Magic Pudding.. on July 20, 2024, 09:01:11 AM
I have in my possession the genuine shot off piece of The Donald's ear.
You may have seen claims elsewhere but they're all fake.

Anyway, I'm accepting offers, money is good, or you can offer a trade.
Title: Re: Get yourself a piece of the true ear.
Post by: Tank on July 20, 2024, 10:33:14 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Get yourself a piece of the true ear.
Post by: Icarus on July 20, 2024, 11:33:45 PM
Are you sure that it is an genuine piece of the Donald's ear?  You may have noticed that a large number of Trump cultists are wearing bandages over their right ear. You might only have a piece of one of those ears.
Title: Re: Get yourself a piece of the true ear.
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 21, 2024, 01:13:41 AM
Pretty sure Earvander Holyfield would like a word with the chump. ;) According to the news, it's just a scratch. So Cadet Bonespurs is milking it for sympathy at this point. I've also seen in the news that there will be a follow-up hearing test.  ::)  What a joke.
Title: Re: Get yourself a piece of the true ear.
Post by: Asmodean on July 29, 2024, 11:25:38 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding.. on July 20, 2024, 09:01:11 AMAnyway, I'm accepting offers, money is good, or you can offer a trade.
The Asmo has a piece of The True The Asmo. It's said to be a divine toenail clipping of some sort. Don't think too much about where Asmos have toenails - there be madness yonder.

Trade? :smilenod: