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Title: mormon
Post by: quizlixx on July 19, 2008, 05:08:47 AM
well...sh*t, i dont even know where to start with this. __MAGIC UNDERWEAR___GO!
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Post by: myleviathan on July 19, 2008, 05:43:40 AM
GLORY HOLE!
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Post by: McQ on July 19, 2008, 05:47:30 AM
Was there a link or something else in the OP that we're supposed to see? I don't see anything except a very hard to understand post.
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Post by: myleviathan on July 19, 2008, 05:52:31 AM
I think the OP is referring to the sacred undergarments worn at all times by Mormons. they aren't even supposed to take it off during sexual intercourse - which is where my glory hole comment came in.
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Post by: McQ on July 19, 2008, 11:56:44 AM
gotcha.  ;)
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Post by: Jane on July 19, 2008, 12:58:36 PM
Those must be some stinky undergarments by the end of the week....
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Post by: myleviathan on July 19, 2008, 08:34:58 PM
I wonder if they have M T W Th F S Sun magic underwear?
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Post by: afreethinker30 on July 20, 2008, 05:20:49 PM
Haha this makes me think of pillow pants in Clerk 2.
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Post by: rlrose328 on July 21, 2008, 05:40:07 AM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"Haha this makes me think of pillow pants in Clerk 2.

OMG, I LOVE that movie!  I caught it this weekend at the hotel.  I stopped scrapping to watch it.  And watch out for the mouth troll, too.

 :beer:
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: Tanker on July 23, 2008, 12:55:50 PM
There is a South Park episode where they make fun of momonism but the really funny part is they tell the actual story of how it all started. I thought they made most of it up, but a friend of mine who was raised mormon said it was all pretty acurate. I definetly recomend watching it.
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: mrwynd on July 23, 2008, 03:42:00 PM
Quote from: "Tanker"There is a South Park episode where they make fun of momonism but the really funny part is they tell the actual story of how it all started. I thought they made most of it up, but a friend of mine who was raised mormon said it was all pretty acurate. I definetly recomend watching it.

You mean Adam Smith made it up. South Park just made it into a cartoon!
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Post by: Loffler on July 23, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
Quote from: "mrwynd"
Quote from: "Tanker"There is a South Park episode where they make fun of momonism but the really funny part is they tell the actual story of how it all started. I thought they made most of it up, but a friend of mine who was raised mormon said it was all pretty acurate. I definetly recomend watching it.

You mean Adam Smith made it up. South Park just made it into a cartoon!

Adam Smith made up economics. Joseph Smith made up Mormonism.
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: Chimera on July 23, 2008, 06:56:36 PM
This is part of a video we watched in my church once (back in the day). I don't know how entirely accurate it is, but it's interesting: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ervaWt03Z3w&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ervaWt03Z3w&feature=related)
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Post by: susangail on July 23, 2008, 10:24:42 PM
Quote from: "deadhead"well...sh*t, i dont even know where to start with this. __MAGIC UNDERWEAR___GO!
I was told about this underwear shindig a few days ago. I seriously thought my friend was pulling my leg. Wtf?! Maybe I don't know everything about it, but from what I've been told, that's disgusting.
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: mrwynd on July 23, 2008, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: "Loffler"
Quote from: "mrwynd"
Quote from: "Tanker"There is a South Park episode where they make fun of momonism but the really funny part is they tell the actual story of how it all started. I thought they made most of it up, but a friend of mine who was raised mormon said it was all pretty acurate. I definetly recomend watching it.

You mean Adam Smith made it up. South Park just made it into a cartoon!

Adam Smith made up economics. Joseph Smith made up Mormonism.


haha oops, I have an economist for a wife, see what it gets me?
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: Tanker on July 24, 2008, 05:49:14 AM
I know that moronism is made up I thought that South Park had done their usual and over done it but it turns out the the story is crazy just to begin with all they had to do was tell the story and it was funny all on it's own.
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Post by: rlrose328 on July 24, 2008, 05:50:59 AM
Quote from: "Loffler"Joseph Smith made up Mormonism.

And a HOOT that episode of South Park is, too!  OMG... SO much better than the Scientology episode.

"Joseph Smith was a prophet, DUM DUM DUM DUM..."  I almost fell out of my seat!!!  

And here is a Wiki article about the Temple garments (Mormon Underwear) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment) with a picture.  Funny, but when I first did a search online for a picture of the underwear about 5 years ago, it was nowhere to be found online.  We had neighbors with whom we wanted to do Trading Spaces but she was afraid they crew would paint their leather couch.  I was like, "You have a leather couch?  Don't your legs stick to it in the summer?"  She told me she was Mormon and she didn't wear shorts short enough for that to happen because of her underwear.  I didn't know her well enough to grill her on her undergarments, so I did some research.  It wasn't until just a few years ago that I found photos.

According to LDS sites, they can remove it to bathe, swim or be intimate in marriage.  But sunbathing is right out.  Hence, their ghostly paleness.  :D
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 25, 2008, 10:39:27 PM
I really don't see why someone would want to wear that.Imagine how hot it must be when its summer.
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Post by: rlrose328 on July 26, 2008, 06:11:52 AM
YES!  And according to the Mormon sites (the ones that say WHEN they can take it OFF) also say that women in general wear their "support" garments (i.e., bra?) on TOP of the temple garments.  Yikes!  Can you imagine how hot that would be?  There's also information for Mormon athletes on how to account for their temple garments while wearing the skimpy clothing usually required for the Olympics, like the runners for example.  

Nope... no coffee, no Pepsi, long underwear?  No can do.   :hmm:
Title: Re: mormon
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 26, 2008, 07:09:53 AM
I couldn't do it.I hate wearing a bra most of the time.No Pepsi?Yikes!!
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Post by: myleviathan on August 01, 2008, 03:58:05 AM
Quote from: "Tanker"I know that moronism is made up I thought that South Park had done their usual and over done it but it turns out the the story is crazy just to begin with all they had to do was tell the story and it was funny all on it's own.

I think that's true of the majority of theist myths. They're all so funny and random.
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Post by: myleviathan on August 01, 2008, 04:03:37 AM
Plus Joseph Smith was freaky looking.
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Post by: afreethinker30 on August 01, 2008, 06:25:00 AM
That's what happens when first cousins have a baby  :D
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Post by: myleviathan on August 02, 2008, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"That's what happens when first cousins have a baby  :D  :D  :D

Doesn't he look like he's trying to seduce you?
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Post by: afreethinker30 on August 04, 2008, 06:06:06 PM
Quote from: "myleviathan"
Quote from: "afreethinker30"That's what happens when first cousins have a baby  :D  :D  :crazy: