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Title: jesus:
Post by: EvolutionCalling on July 12, 2008, 10:22:26 PM
son of god. savior. transportation industry entrepreneur.

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was anybody else aware that jesus bought a trucking company in the 50's?
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 12, 2008, 10:32:16 PM
Jesus our founder and CEO
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: susangail on July 12, 2008, 11:37:38 PM
Wow. He's been busy. First He died for our sins, last I checked He was forgiving them, and now He's running a trucking company... I hope He's a good multi-tasker...
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: Asmodean on July 12, 2008, 11:40:52 PM
Quote from: "susangail"Wow. He's been busy. First He died for our sins, last I checked He was forgiving them, and now He's running a trucking company... I hope He's a good multi-tasker...

I can read a newspaper, watch TV, listen to radio, smoke, eat and be useless all at the same time. HEY! Mebbbe I'm Jesus!  :eek:
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: Smallville on July 13, 2008, 12:11:35 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "susangail"Wow. He's been busy. First He died for our sins, last I checked He was forgiving them, and now He's running a trucking company... I hope He's a good multi-tasker...

I can read a newspaper, watch TV, listen to radio, smoke, eat and be useless all at the same time. HEY! Mebbbe I'm Jesus!  :eek:

Wait a minute! I thought elsewhere you said you were EVIL.
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: EvolutionCalling on July 13, 2008, 12:12:48 AM
Jesus... Evil... that explains a lot.
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: Asmodean on July 13, 2008, 12:28:52 AM
Quote from: "Smallville"Wait a minute! I thought elsewhere you said you were EVIL.
Is Jesus supposed to be good then?  :raised:
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 13, 2008, 03:27:09 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "Smallville"Wait a minute! I thought elsewhere you said you were EVIL.
Is Jesus supposed to be good then?  :raised:

This explains it all.

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Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: quizlixx on July 13, 2008, 03:31:41 AM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"
Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "Smallville"Wait a minute! I thought elsewhere you said you were EVIL.
Is Jesus supposed to be good then?  :raised:

This explains it all.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi245.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg63%2Fcook125%2FFamily%2Fsmack20for20Jesus.jpg&hash=3e242905f55dc8c9db349506aa78e1af631d8537)
that pic took me a minute to figure out. i was thinking, why is he holding jesus's arm.
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 13, 2008, 05:52:35 AM
Did the same with me when I frist saw it.  :D
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: Chimera on July 13, 2008, 06:49:47 AM
LOL

This thread cracks me up.
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 13, 2008, 07:12:54 AM
Quote from: "EvolutionCalling"son of god. savior. transportation industry entrepreneur.

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was anybody else aware that jesus bought a trucking company in the 50's?

I wonder if he drives a rig to?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi245.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg63%2Fcook125%2FFamily%2FJesusDriving.jpg&hash=c2341e7995d1fc7d36417425c43c23f40ada93f9) BEEP BEEP
Title: Re: jesus:
Post by: Smallville on July 13, 2008, 04:39:49 PM
I just guess he's the original "Holy Roller"!