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These womb eviction anniversaries are really getting out of hand.
I am sure we did this last year!
Happy Birthday, hermes2015!
happy birthday
:sidesmile:
Thanks, guys.
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Many happy returns,
hermes! :cheers:
This party needs some dancing... :foottap:
***We're celebrating a quarter of a century, no, wait, three-quarters of a century, here!
Think about it!
Wow! And
Icarus, 91!
:notsure: Let's see...
I already got you the sexy male dancer...
I don't know if I can top that...but, now...
I got you the sexy female dancer!
Let's cross cultures, shall we? :eyebrow:
My, those are some huge butterflies. :o
*** A slip of the tongue.
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Quote from: hermes2015 on July 02, 2021, 07:57:20 AM
I can't believe I'm turning 75 next week, because I only feel 25, so forgive me if I indulge in a bit of nostalgia. I spent many nights walking through the dimly lit corridors of bath houses in Amsterdam, looking for a bit of amusement. The music playing in the background was often Andy Bell singing with Erasure.
Quote from: No one on July 06, 2021, 10:43:40 PM
These womb eviction anniversaries are really getting out of hand.
I am sure we did this last year!
Yes, No one, as always, very accurate.
Thank you....yes, thank you.
Yes, Okay...
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I do what I can.
It isn't much, but it's sincere.
Quote from: No one on July 07, 2021, 08:38:21 AM
I do what I can.
It isn't much, but it's sincere.
I know, No one.
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It's just that, we need a good party planner around here. :foottap:
Quote from: Magdalena on July 07, 2021, 07:36:14 AM
This party needs some dancing... :foottap:
***We're celebrating a quarter of a century, no, wait, three-quarters of a century, here!
Think about it!
Wow! And Icarus, 91!
:notsure: Let's see...
I already got you the sexy male dancer...
I don't know if I can top that...but, now...
I got you the sexy female dancer!
Let's cross cultures, shall we? :eyebrow:
My, those are some huge butterflies. :o
*** A slip of the tongue.
Spoiler
Quote from: hermes2015 on July 02, 2021, 07:57:20 AM
I can't believe I'm turning 75 next week, because I only feel 25, so forgive me if I indulge in a bit of nostalgia. I spent many nights walking through the dimly lit corridors of bath houses in Amsterdam, looking for a bit of amusement. The music playing in the background was often Andy Bell singing with Erasure.
Thank you, Mags! It reminds of a trip to Tunisia some years ago, when we were entertained by some belly dancers at a function. Of course, of all the male spectators, guess who was dragged onto the floor by one of the dancers to dance with her? Moi!
lol
for that, happy bitthday all over again
Commiserations old mate, 75 years, it must be awful, I'm 16 years and 2 week behind and it's bad enough. I ordered some new socks, I've got lots of socks but I thought the new ones would be easier to put on, they are, thinner on the winter floors than socks used to be though, back when proper socks were made proper sock makers.
I hate the system, I like to get the bad stuff out of the way, I'll eat the least favourite ice cream flavour first, that is my nature. But some fucking god has arranged life so it gets better for a bit and then it just gets worse and worse. If I knew which one it was I'd worship good and get close and kill the thing.
Anyway, because I love you and would spare you eternal damnation I'll post a youtube of an attractive fem to put you right.
You should warn him if he turns and desires the fems too much it'll be eternal hell too.
Too much information too fast, we'll explain that later.
It's not working, his aura still has the kink in it.
We'll try this one
It's not working, irredeemable?
Irredeemable.
Last minute party planning.
Enjoy.
Don't forget to blow out your candle.
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Quote from: No one on July 07, 2021, 03:00:41 PM
Last minute party planning.
Enjoy.
Don't forget to blow out your candle.
Spoiler
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Ah, you know me so well!
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 07, 2021, 01:49:30 PM
Commiserations old mate, 75 years, it must be awful, I'm 16 years and 2 week behind and it's bad enough. I ordered some new socks, I've got lots of socks but I thought the new ones would be easier to put on, they are, thinner on the winter floors than socks used to be though, back when proper socks were made proper sock makers.
I hate the system, I like to get the bad stuff out of the way, I'll eat the least favourite ice cream flavour first, that is my nature. But some fucking god has arranged life so it gets better for a bit and then it just gets worse and worse. If I knew which one it was I'd worship good and get close and kill the thing.
Anyway, because I love you and would spare you eternal damnation I'll post a youtube of an attractive fem to put you right.
You should warn him if he turns and desires the fems too much it'll be eternal hell too.
Too much information too fast, we'll explain that later.
It's not working, his aura still has the kink in it.
We'll try this one
It's not working, irredeemable?
Irredeemable.
Thank you for trying, but I am a confirmed batter for the other team!
Yes, it isn't easy, especially if one doesn't feel that old, only to be reminded when one sees a strange, haggard face in the bathroom mirror every morning. The scary thing is how the years have just gone by in the blink of an eye. If I can give any advice to you youngsters: carpe diem.
yes
i tell my kids that if they get a chance to go somewhrre ecotic, to do something theyve never done, to experiment, that they should drop what they sre doing and go for it
there is no long term advantage to being safe and responsible
Damn, late to the party! :(
Happy belated birthday, Hermes! I hope you had a great one!
A happy belated birthday from me as well, Hermes.
Wow, thanks again, you kind people.
:hug:
Happy New Orbit Day!!! ;D
Quote from: billy rubin on July 07, 2021, 07:15:05 PM
yes
i tell my kids that if they get a chance to go somewhrre ecotic,
I don't think our world views are in accord, I do hope you at least encourage your youngs to get all possible inoculations before they go to ecotic somewheres.
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Quote from: Davin on July 08, 2021, 03:34:34 PM
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Oh, thank you. I can't wait to put that in my mouth.
That's what she said.
Quote from: No one on July 07, 2021, 03:00:41 PM
Last minute party planning.
Enjoy.
Don't forget to blow out your candle.
Spoiler
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Where!?
Wait a minute!
I don't see no candle!
Double negative leads to proof positive.
Quote from: No one on July 09, 2021, 01:08:37 AM
Double negative leads to proof positive.
Ooh, I hope you're right, but I'll just have to volunteer some of my time to investigate, at no cost to HAF.
:yum:
Well, I personally enjoyed the Santana video with the belly dancer! I'll view it a few times over some number of years days. :P
Belly dancers are nice, I prefer snake charmers though.
Quote from: No one on July 09, 2021, 04:53:33 AM
Belly dancers are nice, I prefer snake charmers though.
:sidesmile:
Happy Birthday Hermes!!
I hope your day was enjoyable, and you were able to do something special just for you.
(By the way when did the forum start listing the person's age in the thread title?...Seems mean and cold-hearted :'()
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on July 09, 2021, 02:33:46 PM
Happy Birthday Hermes!!
I hope your day was enjoyable, and you were able to do something special just for you.
(By the way when did the forum start listing the person's age in the thread title?...Seems mean and cold-hearted :'()
Thank you, kind sir. I really don't mind having my chronological age revealed at all. However, it would be embarrassing if you guys knew my mental age.
lol
my kids announce mine to anybody who will listen
Quote from: billy rubin on July 09, 2021, 03:35:49 PM
lol
my kids announce mine to anybody who will listen
Your mental age?
yes
i takerevenge by trying to embarass tbem in public, but itsdifficult because tbey are so self confident.
my secret weapon is to accompany them to public places with labels and price tags still attached tomy clothing. women can not stand for this. i have had total strangers approach me from behond to pull the price tags and manufacturers labels from my clothing.
its the only thing tbat mydaughters still cannot deal with.
Happy belated birthday Hermes. I always seem to be late for these things.
Billy stole the idea about leaving price tags on clothing from Minnie Pearl.
these guys did it too, as i recall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6vfh2f4Gw
Quote from: jumbojak on July 09, 2021, 06:58:10 PM
Happy belated birthday Hermes. I always seem to be late for these things.
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Quote from: billy rubin on July 10, 2021, 01:33:44 AM
these guys did it too, as i recall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6vfh2f4Gw
I should try that some time. I thought I had exhausted all the possibilities.
Quote from: Icarus on July 10, 2021, 12:41:58 AM
Billy stole the idea about leaving price tags on clothing from Minnie Pearl.
No Icarus, Billy's hats are usually more Carmen Miranda.
im more an yma sumac kind of guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh1ebSxek8I
Quote from: billy rubin on July 10, 2021, 05:34:30 AM
im more an yma sumac kind of guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh1ebSxek8I
I'd forgotten all about Ima Sumac. That brought back some memories.
the very first old single-sided 78 rpm celluloid record i ever bought was her. back when i collected that stuff
i believe she still holds the record for the greatest range of any human voice, like four plus octaves