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Title: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on June 18, 2021, 01:58:37 PM
today i learned that there are no major rivers in the yucatan peninsula.

the bedrock is soluble limestone, full of caves and fissures and sinkholes, so all the drainage water flows under the surface

the sinkholes are called cenotes down there. here is a picture of one such, currently infested by that invasive species  Tourista americanus

(https://i.imgur.com/jVn22Oh.jpg)
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 18, 2021, 04:00:08 PM
Looks like a bad case of las turistas.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on April 23, 2025, 12:35:40 AM
i learned today that strandbeests exist

Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Icarus on April 23, 2025, 01:36:22 AM
^ I would like  some of  whatever that artist was smoking
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on November 24, 2025, 06:34:42 PM
lookit this

https://i.imgur.com/nrvDzB3.mp4

its a fucking crinoid.

until recently, i had no idea that crinoids even still existed.

today i lerned that some of them move around

this is paradigm shift for me, having assumed crinoids were sessile ever since i were a child.

its like watching a coelocanth crawl up onto a beach
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on November 25, 2025, 06:40:24 AM
the day isnt over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyzjVL5tFn0
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on December 01, 2025, 05:36:01 PM
in wisconsin, thee are detached and drifting bogs that have to be returned to their starting points every year.

https://www.geoengineer.org/news/lake-chippewas-floating-island-that-has-to-be-boat-pushed-every-year

video of this odd event:

https://i.imgur.com/ij0g0st.mp4

when i saw it, i said, well theyre clearly bogs, but why arent they attached anymore? the aswer is that its an artificial lake, and when they flooded it the bog part, which was floating anyway, floated up more and  and started travelling.

this is like the old cs lewis islands in voyage to venus
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on December 14, 2025, 01:20:31 AM
today i learned that adoplf hitler shot himself with a walther ppk, a 32 caliber semiautomatic pistol.

this is the same gun used by agent 007 in the james bond movies.


its a very small caliber weapon, and supposedly awkward to shoot. i may try one one of these days
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 14, 2025, 01:57:58 AM
My eldest son has one. I'll have to ask him. I seem to recall that every time he shoots it his hand is hurt by some part of the mechanism. But he has big hands, like his dad.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on December 14, 2025, 05:22:44 AM
theres nothing to keep the slide from snagging you, for sure. is that where it bites him?

its reputation is that its crude, with a rough action. but the design is over 100 years old, so you cant really hold that against it
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 14, 2025, 03:24:37 PM
I'll ask him. He's currently deployed overseas. (USAF)
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on December 29, 2025, 01:15:22 AM
today i learned about AV plugs.

(https://i.imgur.com/P3isTmil.jpg)

when you die, the undertaker screws this giant plug into your arsehole so you dont blow a stream of shit over the mourners as your inner gsses expand.

amazing. they think of everything.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Icarus on December 29, 2025, 01:20:23 AM
UGHHHH !
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 29, 2025, 02:01:42 AM
All the more reason to specify that I don't want to be embalmed, and I'm leaning towards being buried under a tree. Crab apples, anyone?  ;D
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Icarus on December 30, 2025, 01:50:11 AM
Cremation has become a more and more practical and practiced method for disposal. It is also hugely more economical and far less burdensome for the survivors.

 I, along with my wife, opted for the Neptune Society deal several years ago.  Going price for cremation in my area is about $800 which includes the necessary death certificates and such. A decent Christian funeral in  one of the "funeral Homes" costs a bloody fortune and then you still need to buy a burial plot.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2025, 02:20:23 AM
Indeed. When my mother died, we used a local funeral home. We rented a casket, and had her cremated. But it was still $9k by the time we were done. That industry preys on the sorrow and guilt (potentially) of the survivors. She was a devout Catholic, so there was no way there wasn't going to be a mass for her funeral. She grew up dirt poor on a farm and would have been appalled at what her funeral cost. I'm looking at donating my sorry carcass to science when I die. At least some use will come of any organs that scientists can use, and the eventual cremation is paid for. Still wasteful. I'm also considering being buried for use as fertilizer under a tree. One more crab apple can't be a bad thing.  :D
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: billy rubin on December 31, 2025, 11:18:14 PM
the world is getting stranger and stranger.

today i learned about dinosaur erotica:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81rv9tfb2NL._CLa%7C2933,2560%7C911m7tlpIIL.jpg,91egJ0hLP9L.jpg%7C0,0,1333,2560+1600,0,1333,2560+666,0,1600,2560_._SY300_.jpg)

interestingly, it doesnt have anything to do with dinosaurs having sex with other dinosaurs. its somewhat, ah, more risque than that. and theres lots of them:

wet hot allosaurus summer

don juan velociraptor

triceratops and bottoms


and the ever favourite

all i want for christmas is utahraptor

just when you though 2025 coul;dnt get any weirder.


Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Recusant on February 21, 2026, 04:08:33 AM
The word "cubewano." I was rummaging around in the controls and options in the Stellarium program (a free planetarium program (https://stellarium.org/) I've mentioned here before). In one of the menus I saw something unfamiliar, and I've been paying attention to astronomy for a while.

A cubewano (pronounced "kyoo-bee-wuh-noh") is a classical Kuiper Belt object. The word comes from the final few digits of the provisional designation of the first observed Kuiper Belt object (other than Pluto and Charon): (15760) 1992 QB1 now known as 15760 Albion (Wikipedia link (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_Kuiper_belt_object)). As far as I'm aware I've never previously encountered the word. A pleasure.  :)

A reminder that though I am more up to date with and cognizant of astronomy than the average bear, I'm no astronomer!

Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 23, 2026, 12:59:04 AM
I just finished the "Hunchback of Notre Dame", and I came across the word "lucubrate". It means "write or study, especially by night" - a scholar burning the midnight oil. First time I had encountered the word in my 73.5 years.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Icarus on February 23, 2026, 04:10:53 AM
We are expanding our vocabulary. Thanks Bruce.

Rec, with his impressive vocabulary,  has often caused me to consult my OED, which has expanded my brain a tiny bit.

It can be argued that in order to understand a concept, one must be familiar with a word that describes the concept.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Recusant on February 23, 2026, 04:34:36 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 23, 2026, 12:59:04 AMI just finished the "Hunchback of Notre Dame", and I came across the word "lucubrate". It means "write or study, especially by night" - a scholar burning the midnight oil. First time I had encountered the word in my 73.5 years.

In my reading, mostly encountered as "lucubration" or "lucubrations." As in "Her lucubrations were interrupted by an untimely visitor."  It's a bit over-the-top, but a translation of Victor Hugo seems like a natural place for it. ;)
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Recusant on February 23, 2026, 04:44:48 AM
Quote from: Icarus on February 23, 2026, 04:10:53 AMWe are expanding our vocabulary. Thanks Bruce.

Rec, with his impressive vocabulary,  has often caused me to consult my OED, which has expanded my brain a tiny bit.

It can be argued that in order to understand a concept, one must be familiar with a word that describes the concept.

One of my most memorable purchases when I had a bit of money of my own was a Merriam-Webster's Unabridged in the big single volume edition.

It was reading 19th century writers that got me on that trail--they were much more willing to use arcane words in their work than contemporary writers. I got many superb words from Herman Melville for instance. From his short but excellent novel The Confidence Man my list of new words came close to 20 as I recall. The Merriam-Webster's was lost in a minor disaster, so now like you I go to the OED. Maybe eventually a hard copy but for now through my library I get access to the online version.

I have a 2-volume Funk & Wagnalls unabridged that cost practically nothing and it's proven useful on occasion but the OED is unquestionably the gold standard.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 25, 2026, 11:11:50 PM
When I was 15 a friend of mine and I wrote stupid songs at his house. He had a second-hand electric guitar, and I used his Funk & Wagnalls as a drum, hitting it with a spoon from his kitchen. We recorded the music. Needless to say, that was an off-label use of a Funk & Wagnalls. Later, I learned the correct purpose.
Title: Re: i was today years old when i lesrned this thing
Post by: Recusant on February 26, 2026, 12:27:50 AM
:lol:

To have a publisher of reference works with such a name was a splendid thing. In their time they were fairly respected in the business.