While driving by a church slowly, between rotten eggs being thrown at high velocities (jk), I saw a cute little church board that said something about "Incidence occurring at a coincidence". I thought to myself, "Ohh, how cute!" We all know who wins the Evolution vs. Creationism battle, but who has the better slogans?
"Did Incidence occur at a coincidence"
"Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE"
"Teach the controversy"
"Evolution: A theory in crisis"
"Ad Hominem attacks and douchey attitude are part of our charm!"
Part a "YOU WILL ALL BURN AND ROT AND SUFFER ETERNAL, PAINFUL, BLOODY, VIOLENT SLOW TORTURE IN HELLLLLLLL."
Part b "Jesus Loves you!"
vs.
* Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
* Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
* Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
* Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
* Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
* Thank God I'm an Atheist.
* Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
* There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
* If you think god is your co-pilot, try letting him land the plane.
* "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day."Â God.
* If Jesus is inside me, I hope he likes fajitas ’cause that’s what he’s getting!
* Gods Don't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
* If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
* He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
* All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry - Edgar Allen Poe.
* Viva La Evolución!
* Praying is begging
* Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
* I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
* Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
* Cheeses Dried Foyer Shins. Praise the Lard.
* The difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate controlled.
* People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
* Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
* Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
* GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
* Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
* God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
* God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
* When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
* Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic? A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
* You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
* And God said unto His followers, ‘Get on your knees and prey.’
* Creationism: Holy Shit!
* I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
* How many prophets does does it take to make a profit?
* Science: It Works, Bitches.
* "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
* I Found God Between The Sheets
* I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
* My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
* Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
* If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
* Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
* ALL Americans Are African Americans
* I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
* I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
* The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
* If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?
* JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself
* How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
* Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made? A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
* Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
* I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
* WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
* Religion: the original pyramid scheme.
* The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
* Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
* Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
* God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
* When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.
* No Gods. No Mullets.
* When you kill one man you’re a murderer, a bunch you’re a psycho, thousand and you’re a hero, millions you’re a conqueror and if you kill them all… you are God!
* Transubstantiation: Just say no to cannibalism.
* Anything God can’t do we can do better.
* Atheist: a man who sells his soul to get money to give to the needy; theist; one who takes from the needy to protect his soul.
* Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
* Evangelical Agnostic: God? I don’t know and neither do you. God? I don’t care and neither should you.
* The clergy build castles in the sky; the religious live in them and the rest of us have to pay their rent.
* As an atheist, I condemn your religion, not you; now, do you condemn me?
* As an atheist, I am more compassionate than your God.
* Relax. We did not suffer before our births and we can't suffer when we're gone.
* I wouldn't send God to hell, if i could, but I would commit Him.
* If evil exists there is nothing that can be done about it, but if suffering is only caused by ignorance, then there is true hope.
* We think, therefore there is hope.
* Good does not require religion, but it is threatened by it.
* All religious extremism begins as religious moderation.
* Most religions preach tolerance until one of them gets the upper hand.
* A fool is guided by religion; the wise question it, and politicians abuse it.
* Faith is the refusal to see reality. Sanity is the insistence on reality.
* Believers made God in their image: violent and irrational.
* God created fossils as a way to test our faith.
Interestin g quotes. Some of them are going into my collection (from the atheist ones of course)
Great quotes!
A couple more:
Quote from: "url]http://www.losingmyreligion.com/[/url]"]"26000 children will die from starvation today. Why should God answer YOUR prayers?"
"Stay home Sundays, save 10%"
Quote from: "nikkixsugar"Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
Funny Stuff!
Good read - cheers!
hahaha excellent. I'm saving these.