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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: susangail on June 26, 2008, 06:14:50 PM

Title: bumper sticker on Faceboook
Post by: susangail on June 26, 2008, 06:14:50 PM
So I'm a Facebook addict and I was looking at my friends profile (a Christian) and I saw her Bumper Sticker App. The one I saw on her page was a sign outside of a church (like the ones that say "Come worship with us!") This one said:

"Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell. - God"


At first, I was shocked she had that on her page, and then I just started laughing...
Title: Re: bumper sticker on Faceboook
Post by: Will on June 26, 2008, 06:28:40 PM
A question I might ask:

What if it did work in hell? What if it was simply a matter of being on fire and then putting it out and then everything was fine? The Bible is quite vague on this point.
Title: Re: bumper sticker on Faceboook
Post by: susangail on June 26, 2008, 06:41:32 PM
Quote from: "Willravel"A question I might ask:

What if it did work in hell? What if it was simply a matter of being on fire and then putting it out and then everything was fine? The Bible is quite vague on this point.
Great point. If that's the case, I'll take a little burn over an eternity of singing and worshiping.
Just a thought... maybe putting the fire out is like some sort of initiation to get into some secret afterlife club in hell... You figure it out, you're in, you don't...
Title: Re: bumper sticker on Faceboook
Post by: jcm on June 26, 2008, 06:53:55 PM
Quote from: "Willravel"A question I might ask:

What if it did work in hell? What if it was simply a matter of being on fire and then putting it out and then everything was fine? The Bible is quite vague on this point.

fire doesn't exist in a place that doesn't exist.

another question, why the hell do angels need wings? flap all you want, you ain't going to get anywhere outside of the universe.