Yep, you read that correctly. Fart battles. :snicker1:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mentalfloss.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fstyles%2Fmf_image_16x9%2Fpublic%2Ffart_header.jpg%3Fitok%3DMEOsahfN%26amp%3Bresize%3D1100x619&hash=5b092508a821fb10e20d2e2de572deaab5e77d51)
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Fart humor is timeless. Arabian Nights features a tale called "The Historic Fart." Apocolocyntosis, a political satire often attributed to the Roman writer Seneca, includes the following gassy passage: "When he had made a great noise with that end of him which talked easiest, he cried out, 'Oh dear, oh dear! I think I have made a mess of myself.'" And of course, there was fart art, long before The Lion King's Pumbaa felled entire herds with his flatulence.
Continues here (http://mentalfloss.com/article/66345/amazing-images-classic-japanese-fart-battles)(mentalfloss)
I remember the totally misappropriately named Jesus Christ in Emil Zola's book - can't remember which one though. This man is a master of farting, from playing tunes to imitating a shotgun IIRC. And who could forget that famous French farter, Le Pétomane.
https://youtu.be/0rIXipAV6Fs
This is an artform, sport and passtime with a fine tradition!
:snicker: Those things are funny from a distance.
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
A) Are internet people/pseudo people best?
B) Are real people (fleshies) best?
You've convinced me, I'm voting (A)
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.
Oh my, Tank! :snicker1:
So you're basically a walking biohazard. :P
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:47:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.
Oh my, Tank! :snicker1:
So you're basically a walking biohazard. :P
Not all the time :D
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:57:24 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:47:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.
Oh my, Tank! :snicker1:
So you're basically a walking biohazard. :P
Not all the time :D
:P
I had to buy everyone a drink on one archaeological dig. Sometimes, due to abdominal pressures, lifting something can force a premature fart, one you had not yet realised was building. Well, this happened to me . . .
. . . in a quite narrow cave, full of students, in North Wales!
With 20 odd of us that was an expensive gas mass.
Quote from: Dave on April 01, 2018, 01:49:02 PM
I had to buy everyone a drink on one archaeological dig. Sometimes, due to abdominal pressures, lifting something can force a premature fart, one you had not yet realised was building. Well, this happened to me . . .
. . . in a quite narrow cave, full of students, in North Wales!
With 20 odd of us that was an expensive gas mass.
:lol: