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Title: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Tank on March 05, 2018, 12:49:19 PM
If you don't like heights don't open this, or alternatively sit down and ensure your mouth is empty.

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Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Dave on March 05, 2018, 01:02:07 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 05, 2018, 12:49:19 PM
If you don't like heights don't open this, or alternatively sit down and ensure your mouth is empty.

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So? Sorry, Tank, nothing really  :shocked: there, excrpt for those who apparently jumped eithout a 'chute to cstch up with someone. Thought it was going to be that as a sport but nothing on the videos to indicate so from shat I (eventually) found.

Bit of hype?
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Icarus on March 05, 2018, 11:00:35 PM
If this is not a spoof, then the participants are stark raving bat shit crazy.  Darwin award candidates.
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Tank on March 06, 2018, 06:22:11 AM
Quote from: Icarus on March 05, 2018, 11:00:35 PM
If this is not a spoof, then the participants are stark raving bat shit crazy.  Darwin award candidates.
Exactly my thoughts! But apparently none have died... yet.
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Dave on March 06, 2018, 08:04:32 AM
OK, it is crazy, but within the bounds of physics and, to my mind, less crazy than the original act of "bungee jumping". There the jumper had to judge the correct length of rope (vine classically) to stop them as close as possible to the ground. The commercial version is ruled by safety regs with bigger safety margins and, hopefully, tested kit.

Here there is less guess work and far more calculation and experience.

The height of a fall is irellevant if death is the garanteed outcome of getting it wrong. Height here is a bonus!

Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Tank on March 06, 2018, 01:01:34 PM
When the trainee parachutist asked the trainer on his first jump "How long do I have to pull the rip chord?" The trainer replied.. "The rest of your life son!"
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Dave on March 06, 2018, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 06, 2018, 01:01:34 PM
When the trainee parachutist asked the trainer on his first jump "How long do I have to pull the rip chord?" The trainer replied.. "The rest of your life son!"

:smilenod:
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Biggus Dickus on March 06, 2018, 03:13:02 PM
I was a parachute rigger in the Army, and after you learn how to pack your own chute you jump with it,... basically a pass or fail test.  8)


Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Tank on March 06, 2018, 03:34:50 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 06, 2018, 03:13:02 PM
I was a parachute rigger in the Army, and after you learn how to pack your own chute you jump with it,... basically a pass or fail test.  8)
Sounds totally reasonable!
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Bluenose on March 07, 2018, 05:17:20 AM
There was a sign on the wall of the parachute packing room in the safety equipment section at HMAS Albatross (NAS Nowra) that read:

We've never had a complaint
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 07, 2018, 02:53:17 PM
Wow. :watching:

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Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: jumbojak on March 07, 2018, 03:13:09 PM
That looks like it'd be a lot of fun. Really get your blood pumping.
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Dave on March 07, 2018, 03:32:41 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on March 07, 2018, 03:13:09 PM
That looks like it'd be a lot of fun. Really get your blood pumping.

But not for long if you niss the mid-air meet!

:devil2:
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: jumbojak on March 07, 2018, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 07, 2018, 03:32:41 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on March 07, 2018, 03:13:09 PM
That looks like it'd be a lot of fun. Really get your blood pumping.

But not for long if you niss the mid-air meet!

:devil2:

Just don't mess up. It's still safer than the old lady who slipped out of the tandem harness. At least this way you know what you're getting into.
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 08, 2018, 01:16:33 AM
I'm trying to imagine what it must feel like if you're able to pull it off (or in this case, get the chute pack on and pull the chord). It must feel great.
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: Dave on March 08, 2018, 08:13:17 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 08, 2018, 01:16:33 AM
I'm trying to imagine what it must feel like if you're able to pull it off (or in this case, get the chute pack on and pull the chord). It must feel great.

Like when you stop banging your head on the wall?
Title: Re: Seriously! WTF!!! No no no no!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 08, 2018, 12:22:09 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 08, 2018, 08:13:17 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 08, 2018, 01:16:33 AM
I'm trying to imagine what it must feel like if you're able to pull it off (or in this case, get the chute pack on and pull the chord). It must feel great.

Like when you stop banging your head on the wall?

:notsure: Don't know, I never tried that either!

Do I want a mini concussion? :notsure: