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Title: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: hermes2015 on June 02, 2017, 09:31:55 AM
Some may say that this belongs in the Jokes or Punishing Puns threads, but it is quite serious. This is a new contraception device to be used by men. The device is a tetrahedron, quite small, only 6 mm high, and the standard model  is available in plastic. For the more affluent, it is available in gold.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FDipgwld.jpg&hash=883b1112ed64d2f67c37601eb66102ff3cdea7a0)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6oGrdV4.jpg&hash=ee3137264e47bb0fde3d0124e26b4a1b0121c501)

I think its use is fairly obvious, but if the less insightful among you want a detailed description of how to use it, let me know.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Dave on June 02, 2017, 10:41:10 AM
Cheaper and simpler is a small stone.

Spoiler
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 02, 2017, 12:28:09 PM
OK, I'll bite and admit that I am less than insightful.  I want the instructions.  Better be good - I need a laugh.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: hermes2015 on June 02, 2017, 01:53:16 PM
Yes, Gloucester is 100% correct: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

I can see Gloucester and I are coeval!
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: OldGit on June 02, 2017, 03:54:28 PM
I thought you were meant to stuff it up your arse.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Davin on June 02, 2017, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Also, I don't know if it's weird or not, but I tend to take my shoes off most of the time.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: hermes2015 on June 02, 2017, 08:30:06 PM
Quote from: Davin on June 02, 2017, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Also, I don't know if it's weird or not, but I tend to take my shoes off most of the time.

Well. the catch is that the limpness persists long after you remove your shoes!
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Icarus on June 03, 2017, 04:01:10 AM
 Dependable contraception also works without devices when you become really, really old.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Tank on June 03, 2017, 09:01:38 AM
Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2017, 03:54:28 PM
I thought you were meant to stuff it up your arse.
SMH. That's what your friends told you.
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: Dave on June 05, 2017, 04:14:45 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 02, 2017, 01:53:16 PM
Yes, Gloucester is 100% correct: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

I can see Gloucester and I are coeval!

Actually just remembered the joke as I first heard it:

"Scientists have developed a male contraceptive pill. It is a quarter of an inch in diameter and made from ceramic. It is not swallowed but put in the shoe it makes the user limp."

One wit suggested using the alternative use of the "pill" as a bung!
Title: Re: Miracle Male Contraception Device
Post by: hermes2015 on June 05, 2017, 05:10:42 PM
I have also heard a few different variants. I must confess I just wanted to show off my PC graphics skills with the tetrahedron renderings.