Some may say that this belongs in the Jokes or Punishing Puns threads, but it is quite serious. This is a new contraception device to be used by men. The device is a tetrahedron, quite small, only 6 mm high, and the standard model is available in plastic. For the more affluent, it is available in gold.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FDipgwld.jpg&hash=883b1112ed64d2f67c37601eb66102ff3cdea7a0)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6oGrdV4.jpg&hash=ee3137264e47bb0fde3d0124e26b4a1b0121c501)
I think its use is fairly obvious, but if the less insightful among you want a detailed description of how to use it, let me know.
Cheaper and simpler is a small stone.
Spoiler
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
OK, I'll bite and admit that I am less than insightful. I want the instructions. Better be good - I need a laugh.
Yes, Gloucester is 100% correct: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
I can see Gloucester and I are coeval!
I thought you were meant to stuff it up your arse.
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Also, I don't know if it's weird or not, but I tend to take my shoes off most of the time.
Quote from: Davin on June 02, 2017, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Also, I don't know if it's weird or not, but I tend to take my shoes off most of the time.
Well. the catch is that the limpness persists long after you remove your shoes!
Dependable contraception also works without devices when you become really, really old.
Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2017, 03:54:28 PM
I thought you were meant to stuff it up your arse.
SMH. That's what your friends told you.
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 02, 2017, 01:53:16 PM
Yes, Gloucester is 100% correct: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
I can see Gloucester and I are coeval!
Actually just remembered the joke as I first heard it:
"Scientists have developed a male contraceptive pill. It is a quarter of an inch in diameter and made from ceramic. It is not swallowed but put in the shoe it makes the user limp."
One wit suggested using the alternative use of the "pill" as a bung!
I have also heard a few different variants. I must confess I just wanted to show off my PC graphics skills with the tetrahedron renderings.