Why does my mind seem to operate better earlyish in the morning, before any food or drink, after a night invariably disturbed by "bright ideas", dreams (mostly lucid), hip and other pains, visits to the loo etc. such that if I get four hours total sleep I consider it a good night?
Maybe because like an engine in the winter it's warmed up by morning? And during the day you run it on empty.
Why do I let my Dad feed me unhealthy food?
Hmm, just realised, not only have I had no food or drink yet but neither have I taken my 6 morning cardiac medications . . .
Much the same story with me, I'm afraid, as regards bad nights. As for why you function better, in the mornings, I've no idea. I don't.
Why do fools fall in love?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 01, 2017, 01:35:23 PM
Why do fools fall in love?
Perhaps because a fool and his money are soon married.
Quote from: hermes2015 on April 01, 2017, 02:52:07 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 01, 2017, 01:35:23 PM
Why do fools fall in love?
Perhaps because a fool and his money are soon married.
Which leads to a fool being divorced of his money . . .
Quote from: Gloucester on April 01, 2017, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on April 01, 2017, 02:52:07 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 01, 2017, 01:35:23 PM
Why do fools fall in love?
Perhaps because a fool and his money are soon married.
Which leads to a fool being divorced of his money . . .
Which a fool then turns to a life of causing problems for everyone else
Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?
Dionysus, it's his fault! :grrr:
Quote from: Magdalena on April 01, 2017, 07:12:12 PM
Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?
Dionysus, it's his fault! :grrr:
Nacho
I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with
Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.
But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week :(
Quote from: Gloucester on April 01, 2017, 07:16:36 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 01, 2017, 07:12:12 PM
Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?
Dionysus, it's his fault! :grrr:
I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.
But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week :(
One bottle of wine in 1/2 hour? I envy you. >:(
That's impressive!
It takes me many hours. :sad sigh:
Why are the letters of the alphabet in the order they are in? Is it because of that song?
Quote from: Magdalena on April 01, 2017, 07:22:52 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on April 01, 2017, 07:16:36 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 01, 2017, 07:12:12 PM
Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?
Dionysus, it's his fault! :grrr:
I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.
But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week :(
One bottle of wine in 1/2 hour? I envy you. >:(
That's impressive!
It takes me many hours. :sad sigh:
Note the volume of the bottle, Mags. Only a quarter of a full size job. And maybe it takes me 45 minutes some weeks . . .
Young guy at the lunch table at work once asked how long a bottle of wine should last. Our boss said, "Mmm, an hour." I added, "Maybe hour abd a half."
"No," he replied, "after you recork it."
Boss and I looked at each other, paused, then said - in perfect unison and harmony - "Recork it!?"
I then instructed him in the Greek method of opening wine bottles - you push the cork in, then you have to finish the bottle!
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 04, 2017, 02:25:47 PM
Why are the letters of the alphabet in the order they are in? Is it because of that song?
Why do woman put mascara on with their mouths open, is it mandatory?
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 04, 2017, 05:45:41 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 04, 2017, 02:25:47 PM
Why are the letters of the alphabet in the order they are in? Is it because of that song?
Why do woman put mascara on with their mouths open, is it mandatory?
Why do some people poke their tongue out of the sides of their mouths when doing a fiddly job with their hands?
Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?
Quote from: Davin on April 04, 2017, 06:51:58 PM
Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?
Because saying
that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire.
:grin:
Quote from: Magdalena on April 04, 2017, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Davin on April 04, 2017, 06:51:58 PM
Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?
Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire.
:grin:
Why?
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 04, 2017, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Davin on April 04, 2017, 06:51:58 PM
Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?
Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire.
:grin:
Why?
Maybe it sounds like telling someone who's angry that they have no real reason for anger? It's dismissive and kind of bossy.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 05, 2017, 02:29:52 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 04, 2017, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Davin on April 04, 2017, 06:51:58 PM
Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?
Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire.
:grin:
Why?
Maybe it sounds like telling someone who's angry that they have no real reason for anger? It's dismissive and kind of bossy.
:this:
But why tho?
Why...what?
Quote from: Gloucester on April 04, 2017, 02:39:51 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 01, 2017, 07:22:52 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on April 01, 2017, 07:16:36 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 01, 2017, 07:12:12 PM
Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?
Dionysus, it's his fault! :grrr:
I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.
But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week :(
One bottle of wine in 1/2 hour? I envy you. >:(
That's impressive!
It takes me many hours. :sad sigh:
Note the volume of the bottle, Mags. Only a quarter of a full size job. And maybe it takes me 45 minutes some weeks . . .
Young guy at the lunch table at work once asked how long a bottle of wine should last. Our boss said, "Mmm, an hour." I added, "Maybe hour abd a half."
"No," he replied, "after you recork it."
Boss and I looked at each other, paused, then said - in perfect unison and harmony - "Recork it!?"
I then instructed him in the Greek method of opening wine bottles - you push the cork in, then you have to finish the bottle!
Ha! Good one. ;D
Recork it! Ha!
Spoiler
(https://www.bottleyourbrand.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/750-ml-wine-and-187-ml-wine-bottle-side-by-side.jpg)
Now, I see what you mean. :(
I don't think I envy you, anymore. :-\
I would probably drink that cute little bottle as if it were cough medicine. ::)
QuoteI would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone. :-[
Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent? 8)
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 04:35:27 PM
QuoteI would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone. :-[
Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent? 8)
(https://i.imgflip.com/yqgvo.jpg)
Quote from: Magdalena on April 05, 2017, 04:42:32 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 04:35:27 PM
QuoteI would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone. :-[
Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent? 8)
(https://i.imgflip.com/yqgvo.jpg)
These nuns have a cell phone, but maybe they have to share because they are not allowed to have one their own? Perhaps you could ask The Senora Madre if you could get one to share with your fellow sisters?
I think that would be nice.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQlIBJJd.jpg&hash=d1ee2e62a6e81e5985624ec7ce49dad0228a683b)
Plus check out the cool nun-case you could get 8)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWPlgXJP.jpg&hash=87db7eb54d7240de412076e2d84465be9264b7be)
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 05, 2017, 04:42:32 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 04:35:27 PM
QuoteI would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone. :-[
Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent? 8)
(https://i.imgflip.com/yqgvo.jpg)
These nuns have a cell phone, but maybe they have to share because they are not allowed to have one their own? Perhaps you could ask The Senora Madre if you could get one to share with your fellow sisters?
I think that would be nice.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQlIBJJd.jpg&hash=d1ee2e62a6e81e5985624ec7ce49dad0228a683b)
Plus check out the cool nun-case you could get 8)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWPlgXJP.jpg&hash=87db7eb54d7240de412076e2d84465be9264b7be)
I'm still stuck here,
Father Bruno. :-\
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By the way...
You seem to have a...
Spoiler
"kinky"
"thing"
for nuns, don't you? :snicker:
Why?
Quote from: Magdalena on April 05, 2017, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 05, 2017, 04:42:32 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on April 05, 2017, 04:35:27 PM
QuoteI would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone. :-[
Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent? 8)
(https://i.imgflip.com/yqgvo.jpg)
These nuns have a cell phone, but maybe they have to share because they are not allowed to have one their own? Perhaps you could ask The Senora Madre if you could get one to share with your fellow sisters?
I think that would be nice.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQlIBJJd.jpg&hash=d1ee2e62a6e81e5985624ec7ce49dad0228a683b)
Plus check out the cool nun-case you could get 8)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWPlgXJP.jpg&hash=87db7eb54d7240de412076e2d84465be9264b7be)
I'm still stuck here, Father Bruno. :-\
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By the way...
You seem to have a...
Spoiler
"kinky"
for nuns, don't you? :snicker:
Why?
Probably due to some deep sexual-repressions resulting in the abuse I receive as a young child from the hands of the Bernardine Franciscan sisters who were at the Catholic School I had attended.
^^^^
I'm sorry to hear that, Father Bruno. :(
Nah hell no. Nuns are sexy.
Quote from: Arturo on April 06, 2017, 07:34:58 PM
Nah hell no. Nuns are sexy.
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