Title: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: joeactor on June 17, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Post by: joeactor on June 17, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Not sure if this is the right place to post, but what the hey:
Talking Jesus Doll - only $19.95 (https://www.buytalkingjesus.com/)
Uh, graven image anyone?
Maybe we can have a thread about what this doll should be saying...
Prophet for Profit?
Talking Jesus Doll - only $19.95 (https://www.buytalkingjesus.com/)
Uh, graven image anyone?
Maybe we can have a thread about what this doll should be saying...
Prophet for Profit?
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: Smallville on June 17, 2008, 10:15:07 PM
Post by: Smallville on June 17, 2008, 10:15:07 PM
Quote from: "joeactor"Not sure if this is the right place to post, but what the hey:
Talking Jesus Doll - only $19.95 (https://www.buytalkingjesus.com/)
Uh, graven image anyone?
Maybe we can have a thread about what this doll should be saying...
Prophet for Profit?
What it won't say is "thou shall not make a profit off of me".
How about from Mark up on aisle 10:14 "Suffer the little children unto me. For $19.95 it's a steal!"
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: OldGit on June 18, 2008, 12:06:40 PM
Post by: OldGit on June 18, 2008, 12:06:40 PM
It could say:
"For my next trick I need five loaves, two small fishes and 4,000 volunteers from the audience."
"For my next trick I need five loaves, two small fishes and 4,000 volunteers from the audience."
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: Evolved on June 19, 2008, 05:40:36 PM
Post by: Evolved on June 19, 2008, 05:40:36 PM
Twenty-eight bucks for a deity in a box. Sounds like a pretty good deal. 
Does this mean that if you kill it they will send you another one?
Does this mean that if you kill it they will send you another one?
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: MariaEvri on June 20, 2008, 11:28:06 AM
Post by: MariaEvri on June 20, 2008, 11:28:06 AM
It can't think of anything it should say, but it should come with a raptor playset, cause we all know... jesus rode dinosaurs!! http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg (http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg)
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 20, 2008, 06:52:35 PM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 20, 2008, 06:52:35 PM
I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: susangail on June 22, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Post by: susangail on June 22, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.
Ha I love it. Though that would promote violence. I think the child video game makers would sue for invading their turf.
As far as what it could say? Hmm... "Do not value Earthly possessions for they will mean nothing in Eternity" ?
Or better yet: "Believe in me. Believe in me. Believe in me." Brainwash those kids!
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 23, 2008, 02:43:06 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 23, 2008, 02:43:06 AM
Quote from: "susangail"Quote from: "afreethinker30"I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.
Ha I love it. Though that would promote violence. I think the child video game makers would sue for invading their turf.
As far as what it could say? Hmm... "Do not value Earthly possessions for they will mean nothing in Eternity" ?
Or better yet: "Believe in me. Believe in me. Believe in me." Brainwash those kids!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi245.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg63%2Fcook125%2FFamily%2Fdevilanimation1.gif&hash=5d292f6291eec848be27997c81d46f1baec70770)
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 23, 2008, 04:04:10 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 23, 2008, 04:04:10 AM
Quote from: "susangail"Quote from: "afreethinker30"I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.
Ha I love it. Though that would promote violence. I think the child video game makers would sue for invading their turf.
As far as what it could say? Hmm... "Do not value Earthly possessions for they will mean nothing in Eternity" ?
Or better yet: "Believe in me. Believe in me. Believe in me." Brainwash those kids!
I have got to get me one of these. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi245.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg63%2Fcook125%2FFamily%2F1224071112_m_122407_i_am_faith.gif&hash=4bf1389a456521af32861a7c6470c99df86f3972)
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: Salladin on June 24, 2008, 07:38:25 PM
Post by: Salladin on June 24, 2008, 07:38:25 PM
I have that doll, bought it at Bi-Lo. The book is filled with typos, it's really crappy. I'll see if I can take some pics of it, I gave it some old Gi Joe guns. I call it the George Bush version of Jesus.
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: joeactor on June 24, 2008, 08:46:50 PM
Post by: joeactor on June 24, 2008, 08:46:50 PM
Quote from: "Salladin"I have that doll, bought it at Bi-Lo. The book is filled with typos, it's really crappy. I'll see if I can take some pics of it, I gave it some old Gi Joe guns. I call it the George Bush version of Jesus.Hee hee! I GOTTA see that!
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: Minneapolitian on June 24, 2008, 08:51:27 PM
Post by: Minneapolitian on June 24, 2008, 08:51:27 PM
LOL this thread is too funny.
***pulls ring/string on Jesus doll***
"someone get me down from here"
***pulls ring/string on Jesus doll***
"someone get me down from here"
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: susangail on June 24, 2008, 09:31:54 PM
Post by: susangail on June 24, 2008, 09:31:54 PM
Wow, I just remembered something. A few years ago, I was volunteering at the Jesus Shack around Christmas time. We were all putting together presents for poor families' children. They had the presents set up in areas according to age range and we wrapped them. For the younger boys (I don't remember the range) we gave them Jesus Superhero doll figures. Even at the time I thought it was hilarious. They didn't talk though, bummer.
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 24, 2008, 10:25:11 PM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 24, 2008, 10:25:11 PM
Quote from: "Salladin"I have that doll, bought it at Bi-Lo. The book is filled with typos, it's really crappy. I'll see if I can take some pics of it, I gave it some old Gi Joe guns. I call it the George Bush version of Jesus.
Picture is a must! :D
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 24, 2008, 10:28:21 PM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 24, 2008, 10:28:21 PM
Now you can dress up Jesus online.How fun! http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: susangail on June 24, 2008, 10:31:14 PM
Post by: susangail on June 24, 2008, 10:31:14 PM
Quote from: "afreethinker30"Now you can dress up Jesus online.How fun! http://www.jesusdressup.com/These people are crazy! I say "oh my god" and they get offended, but talking Jesus dolls and Jesus dress-up aren't? But that site is truly hilarious!
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: joeactor on June 24, 2008, 10:38:04 PM
Post by: joeactor on June 24, 2008, 10:38:04 PM
Ok, just to keep the funny coming...
Here's a site from way back. It's not up anymore, but thanks to the wonders of the internet archive you can still see it:
Jesus Christ Super Store (http://web.archive.org/web/20070102032138/http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/)
"Putting the FUN back into Fundamentalism, and the LAUGHTER back into Sectarian Slaughter..."
Good times, good times...
Click on the products for more fun than a fundamentalist can handle!
Here's a site from way back. It's not up anymore, but thanks to the wonders of the internet archive you can still see it:
Jesus Christ Super Store (http://web.archive.org/web/20070102032138/http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/)
"Putting the FUN back into Fundamentalism, and the LAUGHTER back into Sectarian Slaughter..."
Good times, good times...
Click on the products for more fun than a fundamentalist can handle!
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 24, 2008, 10:53:53 PM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 24, 2008, 10:53:53 PM
Quote from: "joeactor"Ok, just to keep the funny coming...
Here's a site from way back. It's not up anymore, but thanks to the wonders of the internet archive you can still see it:
Jesus Christ Super Store (http://web.archive.org/web/20070102032138/http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/)
"Putting the FUN back into Fundamentalism, and the LAUGHTER back into Sectarian Slaughter..."
Good times, good times...
Click on the products for more fun than a fundamentalist can handle!
Allah
I'll have to put it on my Christmas list.
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: EvolutionCalling on June 25, 2008, 06:18:17 PM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on June 25, 2008, 06:18:17 PM
When I was overseas we had a Mohammad doll on the dash of one of our Tahoes (it didn't last long 
). It didn't talk, but I can only imagine would it would have said if it could!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg134.imageshack.us%2Fimg134%2F5924%2Fledc31cfa708498fe764736mz7.jpg&hash=0f3a10369d122a4f45feadab1c29d6326ab2d720)
). It didn't talk, but I can only imagine would it would have said if it could!(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg134.imageshack.us%2Fimg134%2F5924%2Fledc31cfa708498fe764736mz7.jpg&hash=0f3a10369d122a4f45feadab1c29d6326ab2d720)
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 26, 2008, 11:19:35 PM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 26, 2008, 11:19:35 PM
Quote from: "EvolutionCalling"When I was overseas we had a Mohammad doll on the dash of one of our Tahoes (it didn't last long
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg134.imageshack.us%2Fimg134%2F5924%2Fledc31cfa708498fe764736mz7.jpg&hash=0f3a10369d122a4f45feadab1c29d6326ab2d720)
That is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: EvolutionCalling on June 26, 2008, 11:25:39 PM
Post by: EvolutionCalling on June 26, 2008, 11:25:39 PM
I thought so too. Being in the Middle East, my Chain of Command tended to disagree. 
Title: Re: WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 28, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 28, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
Quote from: "EvolutionCalling"I thought so too. Being in the Middle East, my Chain of Command tended to disagree.
Some people have no sense of humor.