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Title: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on September 25, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
Not to rub my eyes with my hands after eating sweet chilli rice crackers without having washed said hands first!
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Kekerusey on September 25, 2016, 04:09:56 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on September 25, 2016, 01:06:03 PMNot to rub my eyes with my hands after eating sweet chilli rice crackers without having washed said hands first!

Ouch!

Keke
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on September 25, 2016, 06:48:42 PM
Quote from: Kekerusey on September 25, 2016, 04:09:56 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on September 25, 2016, 01:06:03 PMNot to rub my eyes with my hands after eating sweet chilli rice crackers without having washed said hands first!

Ouch!

Keke

Yes, something like that, but it began with "s" and was repeated about 50 times between the act and large volumes of water being applied!
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on September 25, 2016, 06:49:34 PM
I am having problems here, folks  :)
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on September 25, 2016, 06:51:05 PM
Duplicated

Having probs, I keep hitting the quote button instead of modify and keep losing the link to the site so I try again - only to hit...
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 25, 2016, 09:17:08 PM
One day I will remember to keep my mouth shut when my wife says something I don't agree with.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: xSilverPhinx on September 26, 2016, 02:25:35 AM
This thread is good, hopefully I'll remember to learn from the mistakes of others. ;)

Quote from: Gloucester on September 25, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
Not to rub my eyes with my hands after eating sweet chilli rice crackers without having washed said hands first!

:haironfire:

Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Icarus on September 26, 2016, 07:11:54 PM
After cutting up a bunch of Jalapenos, men will be well advised to wash hands before rubbing eyes or urinating.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: No one on September 26, 2016, 09:09:17 PM
.....what I tried so hard to forget.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Asmodean on September 27, 2016, 02:35:37 PM
Quote from: Icarus on September 26, 2016, 07:11:54 PM
After cutting up a bunch of Jalapenos, men will be well advised to wash hands before rubbing eyes or urinating.
Heh! It's only jalapenos.  ::)
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Pasta Chick on September 27, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
Try habaneros. I still have to remember to use gloves cutting them, since that oil doesn't wash out.

Some guys are into that, tho.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Asmodean on September 27, 2016, 02:59:17 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on September 27, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
Try habaneros. I still have to remember to use gloves cutting them, since that oil doesn't wash out.

Some guys are into that, tho.
Asmos eat habaneros. :smilenod: Those do hurt a bit if they get in your eyes though.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on September 27, 2016, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on September 27, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
Try habaneros. I still have to remember to use gloves cutting them, since that oil doesn't wash out.

Some guys are into that, tho.

Cheaper and safer than Spanish Fly!
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

My hands feel like this, right now:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fseoulspace.co.kr%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2FSuicidesquad-enferno.gif&hash=4902e466523e8ef800c8a72f0fba8010e62bed99)
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Arturo on November 29, 2016, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

My hands feel like this, right now:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fseoulspace.co.kr%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2FSuicidesquad-enferno.gif&hash=4902e466523e8ef800c8a72f0fba8010e62bed99)

Does the rest of you feel like that too?
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: Apathy on November 29, 2016, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

My hands feel like this, right now:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fseoulspace.co.kr%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2FSuicidesquad-enferno.gif&hash=4902e466523e8ef800c8a72f0fba8010e62bed99)

Does the rest of you feel like that too?
No. Just my hands.

Some Mexican ladies tell me that when you're angry and you roast and peel Jalapeños to make salsa, you will transfer all your "anger" to the chile and the sauce will turn out extremely hot.

Don't know how true this is.  :notsure:

Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: No one on November 29, 2016, 04:32:47 AM
It must be true, I saw it on the internet.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on November 29, 2016, 05:41:13 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: Apathy on November 29, 2016, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

My hands feel like this, right now:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fseoulspace.co.kr%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2FSuicidesquad-enferno.gif&hash=4902e466523e8ef800c8a72f0fba8010e62bed99)

Does the rest of you feel like that too?
No. Just my hands.

Some Mexican ladies tell me that when you're angry and you roast and peel Jalapeños to make salsa, you will transfer all your "anger" to the chile and the sauce will turn out extremely hot.

Don't know how true this is.  :notsure:

Keep an ice bag in the bathroom . . .
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 29, 2016, 07:23:10 PM
I heard that milk helps, but don't know if it's true. Has anyone tried it yet?
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 29, 2016, 07:23:10 PM
I heard that milk helps, but don't know if it's true. Has anyone tried it yet?
I've heard it helps if your mouth is on fire, but I don't know if washing your hands with milk helps to get rid of the burning sensation.
I have to try it next time.  :notsure:
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on November 29, 2016, 05:41:13 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: Apathy on November 29, 2016, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

Does the rest of you feel like that too?
No. Just my hands.


Keep an ice bag in the bathroom . . .
Why the bathroom?  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Dave on November 29, 2016, 08:36:46 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on November 29, 2016, 05:41:13 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: Apathy on November 29, 2016, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

Does the rest of you feel like that too?
No. Just my hands.


Keep an ice bag in the bathroom . . .
Why the bathroom?  :eyebrow:
Toilet, loo, bog, throne room, khazi. . .

What goes in . . .
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 09:22:17 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on November 29, 2016, 08:36:46 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on November 29, 2016, 05:41:13 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: Apathy on November 29, 2016, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2016, 02:54:50 AM
One day I will remember to not roast, peel and slice Jalapeños...
a. When I'm feeling a little bit angry.
b. Without protection.

Does the rest of you feel like that too?
No. Just my hands.


Keep an ice bag in the bathroom . . .
Why the bathroom?  :eyebrow:
Toilet, loo, bog, throne room, khazi. . .

What goes in . . .

:lol:
OK.
My mouth and my butt were not burning, only my hands.
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 30, 2016, 11:38:10 AM
:grin: This thread's been put back on its tracks, derail can be found here: I Spy With My Mind's Eye (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=14787.0)
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Arturo on November 30, 2016, 07:53:12 PM
Thank you SPx

One day I will remember not to derail threads and to stay on subject
Title: Re: One day I will remember . . .
Post by: Magdalena on November 30, 2016, 07:59:48 PM
Me too.  ;D