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Title: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 01:25:59 PM
Having posted in another thread that I was in the process of repainting my car I suppose I have to show some pictures of how it went.

Before:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14206081_10153662211250981_7038465023745857844_o.jpg)

What problem is a little rust when your brother is a welder:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14195466_10153662211245981_4135902405951176283_o.jpg)

And the result so far:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14107660_10153662211335981_4867959665347872950_o.jpg)
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14195268_10153662211350981_688333548546807551_o.jpg)

Seriously considering adding red "go fast" stripes for that A-team look.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Asmodean on September 02, 2016, 02:11:36 PM
It's nice. Suffers from a lack of certain FALSE promises of sugary goodness, but other than that...  ;)

Do you have to inform some authority or other about the color change, by the way? Because the guy next door painted his Ford all yellow, and he thinks he doesn't have to tell anybody. He can't possibly be correct, can he?
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Davin on September 02, 2016, 04:00:24 PM
Looks like a nice fix up job, though it didn't look bad to begin with. I prefer the black paint.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Magdalena on September 02, 2016, 04:35:40 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 01:25:59 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14107660_10153662211335981_4867959665347872950_o.jpg)

Seriously considering adding red "go fast" stripes for that A-team look.

That is nice!  :smilenod:

But you know what it needs?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7d/95/ce/7d95ce0425ab670d0834172c4efcdee2.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/9a/c0/81/9ac081fc6bb3a319a717d230ddb41caf.jpg)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tirerack.com%2Fimages%2Fwheels%2Farahr%2Farv_torq_thrust_m_c_pdpfull.jpg&hash=a9d0be6a4dbfa27a13855efd5e8d5309d6b6297a)

Wow! You got your Remington 783 .308w, your black van, you're all set for...whatever it is that, Big friendly Vikings, and Resident Spymasters do.  :smokin cool:

:secrets1: Asmo, there is no sugary goodness inside that van.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Asmodean on September 02, 2016, 05:20:44 PM
FALSE promises. >:( FAKE goodness. >:( WRONG. >:(
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Recusant on September 02, 2016, 05:22:36 PM
Looks good. She's now a sleek black beauty.  :)
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Tank on September 02, 2016, 05:46:42 PM
Good job! Definitely need to get the wheels shot blasted and resprayed.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 05:46:42 PM
Good job! Definitely need to get the wheels shot blasted and resprayed.
I was going to look for hub caps as a short term fix. Only an idiot gets new rims, or refurbishes the old ones, just before a Norwegian winter.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Tank on September 02, 2016, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 05:46:42 PM
Good job! Definitely need to get the wheels shot blasted and resprayed.
I was going to look for hub caps as a short term fix. Only an idiot gets new rims, or refurbishes the old ones, just before a Norwegian winter.
Chains?
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Magdalena on September 02, 2016, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 05:46:42 PM
Good job! Definitely need to get the wheels shot blasted and resprayed.
I was going to look for hub caps as a short term fix. Only an idiot gets new rims, or refurbishes the old ones, just before a Norwegian winter.
Chains?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Femoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fsmileys%2Fdoh-smiley.gif&hash=5049f8eb0f335bd27709a2fdf433c1a4ce13cad0)
Totally forgot where you live.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Sandra Craft on September 02, 2016, 07:56:40 PM
Sorry!  I made a white van joke before seeing this thread!
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Asmodean on September 02, 2016, 08:49:38 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 05:46:42 PM
Good job! Definitely need to get the wheels shot blasted and resprayed.
I was going to look for hub caps as a short term fix. Only an idiot gets new rims, or refurbishes the old ones, just before a Norwegian winter.
I managed to kill a rim or two during summer as well as winter. Well, scrape them up a bit, mostly. But yes, I think hubs with some red inside them. Then, get alloys and paint your calipers.

...Possibly a brushed steel radiator grille?
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 10:26:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 02, 2016, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2016, 05:46:42 PM
Good job! Definitely need to get the wheels shot blasted and resprayed.
I was going to look for hub caps as a short term fix. Only an idiot gets new rims, or refurbishes the old ones, just before a Norwegian winter.
Chains?
Chains, gravel sprinklers, road salt....
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: OldGit on September 03, 2016, 01:08:55 PM
It's nice, but the controls are on the wrong side.  I find you see that a lot in Europe.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Asmodean on September 03, 2016, 02:17:51 PM
Yes, well... We out-grew them riding around with lances days.
Title: Re: Please spare me the "rape van" jokes!
Post by: Buddy on September 03, 2016, 04:47:27 PM
Looks great! Can I borrow your brother to do my car next?

Stripes would look good. I'm always in favor of stripes.  :D