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Title: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 12:38:43 PM
Make a prophecy.  Make it far enough into the future that if it doesn't come true you'll be dead and won't be humiliated.  Make it sound important. And no rip-offs of the song "in the year 2525."

There will be hurricanes in the year 2050.  The winds will blow, the seas will rise, the sun will be blotted from the sky.  People will flee inland to escape the destruction that is coming their way.  The land will be turned into water.  Traffic will be congested, and the children in the back seat will complain, there will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth - by parents in the front seat.  Gloom, dark clouds and newsmen will cover the land. 
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Tank on June 20, 2016, 12:54:02 PM
In the 25,418 (27,250 CE) the last human on the planet died of boredom and took voluntary euthanasia.  Fredrik Blogger was 312 years old and had been the last human alive for 16 years after the death of his partner. To be continued.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Asmodean on June 20, 2016, 01:49:24 PM
In the Year of The Asmo 275, humanity will finally be wiped off the planet... With most of the planet's surface.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
I meant for this to be in the Laid Back Lounge, not Ask HAF.  I predict that on June 20, 2016, Tank will move it to the appropriate place.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: No one on June 20, 2016, 07:43:24 PM
In the year 2112, rap will be eradicated as the human race finally realizes what complete and utter shit it is!
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Asmodean on June 20, 2016, 07:51:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
I meant for this to be in the Laid Back Lounge, not Ask HAF.  I predict that on June 20, 2016, Tank will move it to the appropriate place.
Ah! But it was The Asmo, is who it was. Ooh, yes.  8)
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
I meant for this to be in the Laid Back Lounge, not Ask HAF.  I predict that on June 20, 2016, Tank will move it to the appropriate place.

I'm a prophet!!!  It has come to pass, just as it was written of old.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Asmodean on June 20, 2016, 07:56:22 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
I meant for this to be in the Laid Back Lounge, not Ask HAF.  I predict that on June 20, 2016, Tank will move it to the appropriate place.

I'm a prophet!!!  It has come to pass, just as it was written of old.
>:(. The lack of praising His Grayness is... Pulpable.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Tom62 on June 20, 2016, 09:40:31 PM
In the year 2050 the Nobel peace price is given to Ali Abbas Benazi for establishing Sharia law in all former EU countries. In Islamsterdam, people celebrate this great event by throwing the last remaining gay people off buildings. Greatest sports events of that year are the Olympic stoning-, beheading- and crucifixion championships.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ali on June 20, 2016, 10:46:25 PM
In our year of the Lord 2123, the last living human with fully functioning hands will be born. All children there after will be born with claws perfectly adapted to permanently holding their smart phones in front of their faces. The only parts of their hands that will be fully movable will be their thumbs, for texting purposes.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 10:50:07 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 20, 2016, 07:56:22 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
I meant for this to be in the Laid Back Lounge, not Ask HAF.  I predict that on June 20, 2016, Tank will move it to the appropriate place.

I'm a prophet!!!  It has come to pass, just as it was written of old.
>:(. The lack of praising His Grayness is... Pulpable.

But, you see, from my perspective on earth, I cannot tell which of the Titans of Heaven did what.  I only know that I prophesied, and it came to pass.  I still need to hear from Lord Tank on this question.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Asmodean on June 20, 2016, 11:51:02 PM
Hm!  >:( The Asmo ought to smite, see if He oughtn't.  >:(
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 20, 2016, 11:53:15 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
I meant for this to be in the Laid Back Lounge, not Ask HAF.  I predict that on June 20, 2016, Tank will move it to the appropriate place.

I'm a prophet!!!  It has come to pass, just as it was written of old.

:watching:

That's it, I'm a believer in prophetic powers.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 21, 2016, 12:29:31 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 20, 2016, 11:51:02 PM
Hm!  >:( The Asmo ought to smite, see if He oughtn't.  >:(

Ok, I'll back off - I don't want to be plagued with ratties.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 22, 2016, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 12:38:43 PM
Make a prophecy.
Crow will come back.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 22, 2016, 10:19:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 22, 2016, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 12:38:43 PM
Make a prophecy.
Crow will come back.

Bold!  You didn't make it far enough out so that you would be assured of being dead if it did not come true.  That's the first rule of prophecy.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 23, 2016, 03:30:48 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 22, 2016, 10:19:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 22, 2016, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2016, 12:38:43 PM
Make a prophecy.
Crow will come back.

Bold!  You didn't make it far enough out so that you would be assured of being dead if it did not come true.  That's the first rule of prophecy.
My prophecy will come true, it doesn't matter when.
Maybe I will be dead when he comes back, but he will come back--which is what really matters.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2016, 07:17:09 PM
The Olympics will be disasterous.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Tank on June 23, 2016, 07:34:26 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2016, 07:17:09 PM
The Olympics will be disastrous.
Yes! 98% of the competitors won't get a medal!!!
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Icarus on June 23, 2016, 10:51:29 PM
A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2016, 10:53:09 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 23, 2016, 10:51:29 PM
A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

See? It's coming true already. :smilenod:
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 23, 2016, 11:12:49 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2016, 10:53:09 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 23, 2016, 10:51:29 PM
A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

See? It's coming true already. :smilenod:

Yes, you are looking to be quite the prophetess.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2016, 11:37:27 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 23, 2016, 11:12:49 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2016, 10:53:09 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 23, 2016, 10:51:29 PM
A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

See? It's coming true already. :smilenod:

Yes, you are looking to be quite the prophetess.

:smug:
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Icarus on June 24, 2016, 06:55:04 PM
xSP just be glad that you do not live in Venezuela. I prophesy that there will be a Venezuelan revolution in less than two years.  They have endured 1500 percent inflation, and great masses of people can not get enough food to sustain themselves. 
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 24, 2016, 08:04:52 PM
June 22, 2016:

I predict that the UK will vote to leave the EU.  However, Scotland will vote to remain in the EU.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 24, 2016, 11:35:56 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 24, 2016, 06:55:04 PM
xSP just be glad that you do not live in Venezuela. I prophesy that there will be a Venezuelan revolution in less than two years.  They have endured 1500 percent inflation, and great masses of people can not get enough food to sustain themselves. 

Yes, I'm glad. My third world problems are not as shitty as that...


Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 24, 2016, 11:41:41 PM
Alas! A new dark omen that foreshadows a bleak near furture! The only official anti-doping lab has just been suspended! We know not why this is so...

:violin:

Perhaps a greater mystery is why there is only one official lab, but that's a question for another day. Incompetence strikes double!
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 25, 2016, 12:39:55 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 24, 2016, 11:35:56 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 24, 2016, 06:55:04 PM
xSP just be glad that you do not live in Venezuela. I prophesy that there will be a Venezuelan revolution in less than two years.  They have endured 1500 percent inflation, and great masses of people can not get enough food to sustain themselves. 

Yes, I'm glad. My third world problems are not as shitty as that...

Yes, there is no greater joy than knowing that someone else is more fucked up than you are. 😀
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: No one on June 25, 2016, 01:07:53 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 25, 2016, 12:39:55 PM
Yes, there is no greater joy than knowing that someone else is more fucked up than you are. 😀

Other than the annihilation of rap, and oh yeah, isis.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 01, 2016, 12:51:21 AM
On May 2, 2015, I prophesied that _____________ would send a poster named Gloucester to the forum to save it from oblivion.
Title: Re: Prophecy Thread
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 01, 2016, 01:38:07 AM
I predict that the 2040 election will be between Chelsea Clinton and Donald Trump, Jr.  I can't be certain I'll be dead by then, but here's hoping.