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Title: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Firebird on June 11, 2016, 12:46:46 AM
That's my proposed tagline for a most anticipated sequel. Yup, Passion of the Christ 2 (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/mel-gibson-is-making-the-passion-of-the-christ-2-a7073746.html) is coming out!

Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Recusant on June 11, 2016, 01:43:12 AM
I like your tagline. Much better than the real one we'll never see: "Money in the bank!"
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 11, 2016, 02:41:04 AM
Bleh, another zombie movie?
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Tank on June 11, 2016, 07:59:27 AM
Well let's face it the demise of Jesus was a game of two half's, death then un-death. The zombie jew was a money spinner from day 3.
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Asmodean on June 11, 2016, 11:01:45 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 11, 2016, 02:41:04 AM
Bleh, another zombie movie?
If only there were HORDES of Jesuses... Jesi? In any case, hordes of them intent on eating people's brains... Oh wait, that's what those bitten by a Jesus do... Nevermind.
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Recusant on June 11, 2016, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 11, 2016, 11:01:45 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 11, 2016, 02:41:04 AM
Bleh, another zombie movie?
If only there were HORDES of Jesuses... Jesi? In any case, hordes of them intent on eating people's brains... Oh wait, that's what those bitten by a Jesus do... Nevermind.

In the Bible it says there were a number of holy zombies that appeared in Jerusalem after the supposed death and resurrection of Jesus. See Matthew 27:52-53 (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew+27%3A51-54&version=KJV).

Quote51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;

52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,

53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

54 Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.

I don't think they put that in the first movie, but maybe they could work it into this one.
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: OldGit on June 12, 2016, 09:36:56 AM
They could do some product placement for DIY tools in the crucifixion scene.
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 12, 2016, 01:04:33 PM
Quote from: Recusant on June 11, 2016, 02:30:03 PM
Quote51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;

52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,

53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

54 Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.

For they were infected with the god virus; and their rotted eyes did glaze over and peels of skin hang from their faces. The bodies of the undead spake in cacophonous manner, for it was not in unison and the difficulty to mouth the words was much, bidding they be fed brains.

- Brainz! Brainz! Ainz! Ainez! Aimen! Amen! Amen! Amen! they did chant, arms outstretched before them.

And so they flooded the walls of Jerusalem, leaving the sickly unharmed in their wake, for they were sick and dying, and not of use to the God Virus.

From the masses came a saviour, his visage resembling that of Brad Pitt; and the rest is history. 



   
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Icarus on July 09, 2016, 01:50:46 AM
^ Salude to that post xSP. That was a goodie.  ;D
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 09, 2016, 07:37:37 PM
:grin:
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Magdalena on July 10, 2016, 02:07:39 AM
Wait....

World War Z ??  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 10, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 10, 2016, 02:07:39 AM
Wait....

World War Z ??  :eyebrow:

:shifty:
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Pasta Chick on July 10, 2016, 07:21:59 PM
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: Kekerusey on August 24, 2016, 03:53:13 PM
OK ... so yeah I saw this. Who else did?

My concluding review comment was, "4/10, Overall fairly disappointing."

Keke
Title: Re: Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 25, 2016, 01:55:23 AM
Haven't seen it and most probably won't.