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Title: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
Drunken brainwave, and sort of an experiment - what would happen if we were to create a thread where free editing was encouraged. Try to make the person below sound ridiculous by editing the post prior. If this doesn't work, of course, I'll just edit this OP to something innocent and sensible so I don't come across as quite so daft...  Okay, not holding out much hope on that score, but anyway.... Happy editing...
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Buddy on May 30, 2016, 10:23:37 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
I am not as great at bowling as I think I am.

Like this?  :D
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:47:29 PM
No, I had in mind more something like this. A complete edit of previous posts.  It's a great way to say shit you wouldn't normally say, then delete the evidence...
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Arturo on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Congratulations?
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on May 31, 2016, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Apathy on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Fuck you San Diego!



Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2016, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Apathy on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Fuck you San Diego!
That Penny looks hot in that purple frock, I'd love to slip my hand up it and fondle his pudding.

$10 for 5 minutes weekdays, $20 Saturdays and $40 Sundays, $100 if you want to do it while I'm delivering a sermon.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Davin on May 31, 2016, 03:06:02 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2016, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Apathy on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Fuck you San Diego!
That Penny looks hot in that purple frock, I'd love to slip my hand up it and fondle his pudding.

I love animated gifs, they are the coolest things on the internet!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8hdbx98fX1qzzsbco2_500.gif&hash=834fd1330ba3d89c44678d197c8cb1d54ab3569b)
I knew you really liked animated gifs.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2016, 03:33:06 PM
Quote from: Davin on May 31, 2016, 03:06:02 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2016, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Apathy on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Fuck you San Diego!
That Penny looks hot in that purple frock, I'd love to slip my hand up it and fondle his pudding.

I love animated gifs, they are the coolest things on the internet!


Our gifs have all thoughts circling in ever smaller circles

Excellent, have a biscuit.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on May 31, 2016, 10:20:13 PM
Quote from: Davin on May 31, 2016, 03:06:02 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2016, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Apathy on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Fuck you San Diego!
That Penny looks hot in that purple frock, I'd love to slip my hand up it and fondle his pudding.

I love animated gifs, they are the coolest things on the internet!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8hdbx98fX1qzzsbco2_500.gif&hash=834fd1330ba3d89c44678d197c8cb1d54ab3569b)
Are you shittin' me Siz?! I bloody hate them. That Mags is just a nutter too!

Blimey, Dav, you ARE human after all!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Buddy on May 31, 2016, 10:25:00 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
I should say, I thought I looked absolutely stunning when Buddy let me borrow her makeup. The red lipstick really made my eyes pop.

Aww Siz your too sweet.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on May 31, 2016, 10:34:06 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 10:20:13 PM
Quote from: Davin on May 31, 2016, 03:06:02 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2016, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Apathy on May 31, 2016, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Siz on May 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I love lamp

Fuck you San Diego!
That Penny looks hot in that purple frock, I'd love to slip my hand up it and fondle his pudding.

I love animated gifs, they are the coolest things on the internet!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8hdbx98fX1qzzsbco2_500.gif&hash=834fd1330ba3d89c44678d197c8cb1d54ab3569b)
Are you shittin' me Siz?! I bloody hate them.
That Mags is just a nutter too!
That Mags is a nutcracker too!
When provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Blimey, Dav, you ARE human after all!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on May 31, 2016, 10:44:02 PM
I gotta say this thread hasn't gone at all how I'd expected.

I certainly think Dav should apologise to Mags... Typically, unnecessarily rude!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 01, 2016, 02:17:19 AM
Quote from: Siz on May 31, 2016, 10:44:02 PM
I gotta say this thread has gone exactly how I'd expected.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Ficarly%2Fimages%2F0%2F01%2FPost-25065-Jason-Sudeikis-Devil-SNL-gif-I-UScV.gif%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20150214171642&hash=84df3967c8f358d453d0b70564405468ada27de0)
:foottap:

Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Pasta Chick on June 01, 2016, 02:51:26 AM
This all looks fun, but I like the original premise. I want to do that thing. I don't know if we currently have enough to fight about outside of nit picky semantics, though. I mean... I feel like that sort of thread needs a lot of pot stirring.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on June 01, 2016, 03:34:11 AM
Quote from: Magdalena
Quote from: Pasta Chick on June 01, 2016, 02:51:26 AM
This all looks pretty fun, but I like the original premise. I want to do that thing. I don't know if we currently have enough to fight about outside of Mag's choice of control pants, though. I mean... I feel like that sort of thread needs a lot of pot smoking.
Well, us hippies are known for it aren't we?! Pot smoking, I mean - not control pants. Not that I don't look decent in control pants. Well, I have been known to take to the disco floor wearing nothing but some 50 denier fleshtone and white stilettos. It wasn't until 'Staying Alive' came on that I realised going topless was a mistake...
POINH
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 01, 2016, 04:09:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena
Quote from: Pasta Chick on June 01, 2016, 02:51:26 AM
This all looks pretty fun, but I like the original premise. I want to do that thing. I don't know if we currently have enough to fight about outside of Mag's choice of control pants, though. I mean... I feel like that sort of thread needs a lot of pot smoking.
Well, us hippies are known for it aren't we?! Pot smoking, I mean - not control pants. Not that I don't look decent in control pants. Well, I have been known to take to the disco floor wearing nothing but some 50 denier fleshtone and white stilettos. It wasn't until 'Staying Alive' came on that I realised going topless was a mistake...
Quote from: Siz
I have a confession....I just love hippies and I smoke pot 3 times a days, 8 days a week, the 22 days out of the month! I've always said that I don't like those, tie-dye shirt wearing-marijuana smoking-Bob Dylan record playing people, but the truth is that I am also a closet hippie.  :smilenod:
...And proud of it!!!  :smokin cool:

I love giving free hugs!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F29.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_loolof6fuB1qdcotqo1_500.jpg&hash=8de9544cad3a7ac8a831f660cdabbf523a72d36a)

And...
:chasingbutterfly:

Magdalena is my best friend, I met her when I was a volunteer at The Peace Corps. :hug:

I'm so glad you finally came out of the closet! :cheerful dance 2:
Liberating, isn't it?  :smilenod:
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on June 01, 2016, 04:40:04 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 01, 2016, 04:45:14 AM
 :grin:
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on June 01, 2016, 03:59:54 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.polyvore.com%2Fcgi%2Fimg-thing%3F.out%3Djpg%26amp%3Bsize%3Dl%26amp%3Btid%3D138664057&hash=aaeec2f942848c76cdf84d838c657cd93444ce9d)
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 01, 2016, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: No one on June 01, 2016, 03:59:54 PM
I enjoy drawing attention to myself and being bigger and louder than everyone, while at the same time being vague about everything.

Yes, we've noticed.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 02, 2016, 06:01:18 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 01, 2016, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: No one on June 01, 2016, 03:59:54 PM
I enjoy drawing attention to myself and being bigger and louder than everyone, while at the same time being vague about everything.

Yes, we've noticed.

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub
I would like to share some of my best moments in court, with all of you...
http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml (http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml)

Oh, my dear, Ecurb Noselrub, how proud you must be.  :news:
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on June 02, 2016, 03:22:38 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 02, 2016, 06:01:18 AM
Oh, my dear, bruce burnleson, your backwards view of the world,  is nothing to be proud of. 

Ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on June 03, 2016, 02:37:39 AM
Quote from: No one on June 02, 2016, 03:22:38 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 02, 2016, 06:01:18 AM
This thread is veering close to becoming unfriendly. Please pay attention to the civility rules. If you can't play nicely I'll lock the thread and take any appropriate action to deal with individual trangressions.
I'll allow this thread to continue for now but if it strays further into personal attacks it will be cut off. Anyone mentioning Mag's Trump fantasies will be banned immediately and without further notice. 
I knew she was a closet Nazi, but that just takes the biscuit.
...Actually, giving it some more thought, I do have a little chubby on for the guy...
Tank, surely there's a rule against that?
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Crow on June 03, 2016, 03:06:46 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 03, 2016, 02:37:39 AM
Quote from: No one on June 02, 2016, 03:22:38 PM
I knew she was a closet Nazi, but that just takes the biscuit.
...Actually, giving it some more thought, I do have a little chubby on for the guy...
I have a bit of a chubby for Tank, I often imagine Tank watching me and wife. Sometimes I imagine my wife as Tank, rubber bound in high heels with his nipples exposed as I drip hot wax onto him and he giggles playfully at the little splashes of pleasure. Yelle is playing in the background reminding him of my French roots as I'm dressed as a man baby in a nappy with a dummy. When the butt plug comes into play this is when I cant keep focused and I lose focus of him.

Waaay too much information.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on June 03, 2016, 03:14:42 AM
Quote from: Crow on June 03, 2016, 03:06:46 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 03, 2016, 02:37:39 AM
Quote from: No one on June 02, 2016, 03:22:38 PM
I knew she was a closet Nazi, but that just takes the biscuit.
...Actually, giving it some more thought, I do have a little chubby on for the guy...
I have a bit of a chubby for Tank, I often imagine Tank watching me and wife. Sometimes I imagine my wife as Tank, rubber bound in high heels with his nipples exposed as I drip hot wax onto him and he giggles playfully at the little splashes of pleasure. Yelle is playing in the background reminding him of my French roots as I'm dressed as a man baby in a nappy with a dummy. When the butt plug comes into play this is when I cant keep focused and I lose focus of him.

Waaay too much information. Now if you don't mind,  I'll be away from the keyboard for five minutes.

Enjoy!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 03, 2016, 05:05:39 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 02, 2016, 06:01:18 AM
This thread is veering close to becoming unfriendly. Please pay attention to the civility rules. If you can't play nicely I'll lock the thread and take any appropriate action to deal with individual trangressions.
I'll allow this thread to continue for now but if it strays further into personal attacks it will be cut off. And...Anyone mentioning the name of the place where Mags and Siz acquire their hippie-paraphernalia, will be banned immediately and without further notice. 

Quote from: Siz on June 03, 2016, 02:37:39 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fugc-01.cafemomstatic.com%2Fgen%2Fconstrain%2F500%2F500%2F80%2F2014%2F08%2F15%2F04%2Fep%2Fd1%2Fmomlo9tbks22lz6.jpg&hash=252811fc2a203e2e0ddc8b7a1a5a8686fb3ba47b)

Yeah, Tank...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/sETKIrx6WoH6/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on June 03, 2016, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: Crow on June 03, 2016, 03:06:46 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 03, 2016, 02:37:39 AM
Quote from: No one on June 02, 2016, 03:22:38 PM
I knew she was a closet Nazi, but that just takes the biscuit.
...Actually, giving it some more thought, I do have a little chubby on for the guy...
I have a bit of a chubby for Tank, I often imagine Tank watching me and wife. Sometimes I imagine my wife as Tank, rubber bound in high heels with his nipples exposed as I drip hot wax onto him and he giggles playfully at the little splashes of pleasure. Yelle is playing in the background reminding him of my French roots as I'm dressed as a man baby in a nappy with a dummy. When the butt plug comes into play this is when I cant keep focused and I lose focus of him.

You too? I must confess to letting out a bit of wee whenever he mod's me.
The anal leakage is worse though - due to the stretching I have to use Tampax Heavy-use Ultra™ just to make it round Tesco without a 'pantsident'.

My sympathies, Sir. I prefer being 'postman' rather than 'letterbox', but to each their own...
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Arturo on June 03, 2016, 05:08:08 PM
Quote from: Siz on June 03, 2016, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: Crow on June 03, 2016, 03:06:46 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 03, 2016, 02:37:39 AM
I have a bit of a chubby for Tank, I often imagine Tank watching me and wife. Sometimes I imagine my wife as Tank, rubber bound in high heels with his nipples exposed as I drip hot wax onto him and he giggles playfully at the little splashes of pleasure. Yelle is playing in the background reminding him of my French roots as I'm dressed as a man baby in a nappy with a dummy. When the butt plug comes into play this is when I cant keep focused and I lose focus of him.

You too? I must confess to letting out a bit of wee whenever he mod's me.
The anal leakage is worse though - due to the stretching I have to use Tampax Heavy-use Ultra™ just to make it round Tesco without a 'pantsident'.

You too? I prefer being 'letter box' rather than 'postman' as well! Something about being planted int the ground, helpless, and waiting for the daily 'package' just gets me so hot.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on June 03, 2016, 09:34:54 PM
Quote from: Apathy on June 03, 2016, 05:08:08 PM
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I am a very special pot
It is true
Here is an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out

Is that Mother Goose?
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 03, 2016, 11:13:30 PM
Quote from: No one on June 03, 2016, 09:34:54 PM
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Oh dear, someone please take that shotgun out of his hands.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 05, 2016, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 03, 2016, 11:13:30 PM
Quote from: No one on June 03, 2016, 09:34:54 PM
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

My accomplice is in position 6th shelf of the bookshelf, I behind the grassy bowl.

I knew you done it, you killed Kurt!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on June 05, 2016, 09:34:24 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 05, 2016, 12:19:01 PM
You killed Kurt,  you bastard.

Let's calm down and take a step back.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Arturo on June 06, 2016, 05:20:12 AM
Quote from: No one on June 05, 2016, 09:34:24 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 05, 2016, 12:19:01 PM
You killed Kurt,  you bastard.

Yay! :heyhey:

Woah... :chairhide:
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Magdalena on June 06, 2016, 06:59:45 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 05, 2016, 12:19:01 PM
You killed Kurt,  you bastard.
Quote from: Tank
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fho2hpMT.gif&hash=35759cd9ec1ed96ae25cdb7d3307e3cd48d67166)
Look at that...
"You killed Kurt,  you bastard."
I told you didn't I?
This thread is veering close to becoming exceedingly unfriendly.
STRIKE THREE.

Tank, I think this is strike one, not three.  :notsure:
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on June 06, 2016, 08:33:19 PM
Quote from: Crow on June 03, 2016, 03:06:46 AM
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
*sniff*
You'll come back to see us sometime, right?!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: No one on June 07, 2016, 12:15:52 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 06, 2016, 08:33:19 PM
I am selling my vintage nose goblin collection.  I'll give a club discount to anyone interested.  I also have extremely modern ones,  fresh picked, if you will.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Siz on June 07, 2016, 12:32:15 AM
Quote from: No one on June 07, 2016, 12:15:52 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 06, 2016, 08:33:19 PM
I am selling my vintage nose goblin collection.  I'll give a club discount to anyone interested.  I also have extremely modern ones,  fresh picked, if you will.

Haha, everyone knows that post is just a cynical edit. It's well known I'd never sell it; available only, benevolently, to those restaurateurs whose customers would appreciate it...

Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Buddy on June 07, 2016, 12:40:14 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 07, 2016, 12:32:15 AM
Quote from: No one on June 07, 2016, 12:15:52 AM
Quote from: Siz on June 06, 2016, 08:33:19 PM
I am selling my vintage nose goblin collection.  I'll give a club discount to anyone interested.  I also have extremely modern ones,  fresh picked, if you will.

Haha, everyone knows that post is just a cynical edit. It's well known I'd never sell it; they keep me company on those long, cold, lonely nights when the wife and kids are gone.

You do you
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 30, 2016, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Buddy on June 07, 2016, 12:40:14 AM
You should of been me keeping me company.

Beetroot is good for you, purple/red foods are good for you, plums, gather them up
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Arturo on July 07, 2016, 04:46:46 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 30, 2016, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Buddy on June 07, 2016, 12:40:14 AM
You should of been me keeping me company.

I'm a pretentious vegan and you should be punished for eating food I don't like.
Whoa, calm down. What I do is my business.
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Dave on July 07, 2016, 10:51:18 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 30, 2016, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Buddy on June 07, 2016, 12:40:14 AM
You should of been me keeping me company.

Beetroot is good for you, purple/red foods are good for you, plums, gather them up
Beetroot I love.

Plums go through me faster than a hadron goes round the LHC!
Title: Re: The editing thread
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 16, 2016, 05:52:30 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on July 07, 2016, 10:51:18 AM
Old Git, I love him, I've only recently become aware of him but I'm sure I've always been meant for him.
I only joined the forum to get close to him.

Stand in line.