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Title: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/29/tech/cern-weasel-irpt/index.html

When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: No one on April 29, 2016, 11:23:53 PM
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Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 29, 2016, 11:33:14 PM
Why do rodents want want our wires?  It can't taste that good and wouldn't make comfortable bedding.
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Tank on April 30, 2016, 07:02:13 AM
Asmo suicide rodent failure?
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: OldGit on April 30, 2016, 09:30:29 AM
During the battle of Stalingrad, mice gnawed the wiring of a large number of German tanks and put them out of action.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/22nd_Panzer_Division_%28Wehrmacht%29 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/22nd_Panzer_Division_%28Wehrmacht%29)
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Claireliontamer on April 30, 2016, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 29, 2016, 11:33:14 PM
Why do rodents want want our wires?  It can't taste that good and wouldn't make comfortable bedding.

Because their teeth grow continuously they have a chewing instinct to wear them down.  They will chew ANYTHING, wires tend to be the right size for them to get their teeth into. 
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 30, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
That weasel!
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Firebird on April 30, 2016, 08:35:59 PM
Talk about weaseling your way out of work
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: OldGit on April 30, 2016, 08:38:49 PM
All together now - one, two, three:

Weasel overcome, weasel overcome, weasel overcome some day ...
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Tank on April 30, 2016, 09:21:12 PM
Pop goes the weasel!
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview3%2F20131217%2F4926757%2Fdie-laughing-o.gif&hash=4db7c41edabb4a19bdf6ae17c8946437e149fb42)
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 30, 2016, 11:47:23 PM
Quote from: OldGit on April 30, 2016, 08:38:49 PM
All together now - one, two, three:

Weasel overcome, weasel overcome, weasel overcome some day ...

This one has to be in the Top 10 of HAF posts.
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 01, 2016, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview3%2F20131217%2F4926757%2Fdie-laughing-o.gif&hash=4db7c41edabb4a19bdf6ae17c8946437e149fb42)

Here I am rattling my brain trying to remember the cartoon that scene is from but I just can't.  :(
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Sandra Craft on May 01, 2016, 01:19:58 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on April 30, 2016, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 29, 2016, 11:33:14 PM
Why do rodents want want our wires?  It can't taste that good and wouldn't make comfortable bedding.

Because their teeth grow continuously they have a chewing instinct to wear them down.  They will chew ANYTHING, wires tend to be the right size for them to get their teeth into.

Now I'm sad, those poor doomed rodents!
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Magdalena on May 01, 2016, 02:18:18 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 01, 2016, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview3%2F20131217%2F4926757%2Fdie-laughing-o.gif&hash=4db7c41edabb4a19bdf6ae17c8946437e149fb42)

Here I am rattling my brain trying to remember the cartoon that scene is from but I just can't.  :(
The weasels that die laughing.

Here's a hint: Jessica and Roger.  ;)
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: Davin on May 02, 2016, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 01, 2016, 02:18:18 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 01, 2016, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview3%2F20131217%2F4926757%2Fdie-laughing-o.gif&hash=4db7c41edabb4a19bdf6ae17c8946437e149fb42)

Here I am rattling my brain trying to remember the cartoon that scene is from but I just can't.  :(
The weasels that die laughing.

Here's a hint: Jessica and Roger.  ;)
He sounded just like this!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.i-mockery.com%2Fminimocks%2Fscariest-moments-in-non-horror-movies%2Fi-mockery-judge-doom-who-framed-roger-rabbit.gif&hash=5dc278f453adea8b18faa4ac7bb1b222bbc23ef2)
Title: Re: Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 04, 2016, 02:32:17 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 01, 2016, 02:18:18 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 01, 2016, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview3%2F20131217%2F4926757%2Fdie-laughing-o.gif&hash=4db7c41edabb4a19bdf6ae17c8946437e149fb42)

Here I am rattling my brain trying to remember the cartoon that scene is from but I just can't.  :(
The weasels that die laughing.

Here's a hint: Jessica and Roger.  ;)

Right, I remember now! :P Who framed Roger Rabbit.

It's been a long time since I've watched that movie/cartoon, not since my childhood. The memories.  :tellmemore: