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Title: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: Magdalena on April 24, 2016, 09:07:24 PM
My Gray God, my Gray God, why hast thou forsaken us?  :(
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 24, 2016, 09:22:49 PM
He is known in his silence.
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 24, 2016, 09:32:41 PM
Luxembourg still stands, the Grey One must be busier than ever plotting (forever plotting) its demise.   :asmo:
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: Magdalena on April 25, 2016, 02:19:05 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 24, 2016, 09:32:41 PM
Luxembourg still stands, the Grey One must be busier than ever plotting (forever plotting) its demise.   :asmo:

Minions: (Everyday) "Asmodean, did you get Luxembourg...did you...did you!?"
Asmo: (Everyday)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0IpYsodRJlq5xSP6/giphy.gif)
:grin:
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: OldGit on April 25, 2016, 10:50:27 AM
Return once more unto us, O Grey One, and we will laud thy grumpy presence.
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 26, 2016, 11:11:00 PM
Quote from: OldGit on April 25, 2016, 10:50:27 AM
Return once more unto us, O Grey One, and we will laud thy grumpy presence.

Yes. :teadrink:

This place has had bouts of cheeriness that must be squelched.
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: Essie Mae on April 28, 2016, 09:57:37 AM
Look maybe its just that we haven't offered him enough virgins. Could we put some in a Morgan and send them to him? or anything?

Hope you are well Asmo.
:violin:
Title: Re: Father Of All Asmos
Post by: Biggus Dickus on April 28, 2016, 02:21:05 PM
It is my understanding that Asmo's been following the band "One Direction" around on their latest tour, and since he was so enamored with them he ended up getting hired on as one of the backstage assistants, apparently he helps fix their hair before shows?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F3wP07Xq.jpg&hash=2f029126b774527ea338b7d7adb01e3d0631f5fc)