Title: LoveJesus
Post by: LoveJesus on June 15, 2008, 11:02:51 AM
Post by: LoveJesus on June 15, 2008, 11:02:51 AM
Hey. I'm a right-wing Christian Doctor from the United States. I believe that all those who make the sinful decision to call themselves "Atheists" or "Non-Christians" will burn in hell with the rest of the bitter evils of this planet and what lies beyond its limits.
Signed,
LoveJesus
Signed,
LoveJesus
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: MariaEvri on June 15, 2008, 01:11:42 PM
Post by: MariaEvri on June 15, 2008, 01:11:42 PM
well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: joeactor on June 15, 2008, 03:29:33 PM
Post by: joeactor on June 15, 2008, 03:29:33 PM
... and your reason for posting here is?
Curious,
JoeActor
Curious,
JoeActor
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: spiritlover on June 15, 2008, 04:58:08 PM
Post by: spiritlover on June 15, 2008, 04:58:08 PM
Quote from: "MariaEvri"well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers
So you will enjoy killing other evil atheists!
Good!
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Will on June 15, 2008, 05:07:34 PM
Post by: Will on June 15, 2008, 05:07:34 PM
Burning in hell.
I once knew a woman who's last name was Hell. It wasn't a reflection of her character, but rather a really interesting mistranslation from when her ancestor came over from what I believe was Eastern Europe. If her husband were to consummate their relationship without lubrication, he would be burning in hell.
I once knew a woman who's last name was Hell. It wasn't a reflection of her character, but rather a really interesting mistranslation from when her ancestor came over from what I believe was Eastern Europe. If her husband were to consummate their relationship without lubrication, he would be burning in hell.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: slipknot0129 on June 15, 2008, 05:59:22 PM
Post by: slipknot0129 on June 15, 2008, 05:59:22 PM
nobody will burn in hell if they dont want to. a christian is more likely to burn in hell then a atheist.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Asmodean on June 15, 2008, 06:21:04 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 15, 2008, 06:21:04 PM
Quote from: "spiritlover"If there was Hell, I'd get a job as spit turner there. And when your vengeful a-hole of a god threw you in there, I'd be the one turning you on a spit. And maybe then you'd wish you sinned more so that you too could get a job with food in stead of being food. :-DQuote from: "MariaEvri"well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers
So you will enjoy killing other evil atheists!
Good!
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: MariaEvri on June 15, 2008, 10:13:02 PM
Post by: MariaEvri on June 15, 2008, 10:13:02 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "spiritlover"If there was Hell, I'd get a job as spit turner there. And when your vengeful a-hole of a god threw you in there, I'd be the one turning you on a spit. And maybe then you'd wish you sinned more so that you too could get a job with food in stead of being food. :-DQuote from: "MariaEvri"well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers
So you will enjoy killing other evil atheists!
Good!
you turn the spit and I'll check the meat and se ef its nice and roasted. deal?
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Asmodean on June 15, 2008, 10:17:57 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 15, 2008, 10:17:57 PM
Quote from: "MariaEvri"you turn the spit and I'll check the meat and se ef its nice and roasted. deal?Sure thung! :banna:
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Lexxvs on June 16, 2008, 01:52:36 AM
Post by: Lexxvs on June 16, 2008, 01:52:36 AM
Is it common to have so much trolls and spammers on Sunday?
A little weekend fun, seems to be.
A little weekend fun, seems to be.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: McQ on June 16, 2008, 03:33:32 AM
Post by: McQ on June 16, 2008, 03:33:32 AM
Quote from: "Lexxvs"Is it common to have so much trolls and spammers on Sunday?
A little weekend fun, seems to be.
Apparently, today is troll day. As a reminder to all members, please keep in mind that posts such as the above are merely trolling. I suggest not feeding the trolls by dignifying them with a response, as they are obviously not serious about having discussions.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 16, 2008, 09:16:11 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 16, 2008, 09:16:11 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"Burning in hell.
I once knew a woman who's last name was Hell. It wasn't a reflection of her character, but rather a really interesting mistranslation from when her ancestor came over from what I believe was Eastern Europe. If her husband were to consummate their relationship without lubrication, he would be burning in hell.
Damn it Will, that was hilarious. Nice!
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Evolved on June 16, 2008, 02:02:37 PM
Post by: Evolved on June 16, 2008, 02:02:37 PM
Quote from: "LoveJesus"Hey. I'm a right-wing Christian Doctor from the United States. I believe that all those who make the sinful decision to call themselves "Atheists" or "Non-Christians" will burn in hell with the rest of the bitter evils of this planet and what lies beyond its limits.
Signed,
LoveJesus
Hey LoveJebus, nice to see such ignorance and judgement here. I am curious about your title of Christian Doctor...what exactly are you a doctor of? Stupidity? The term Christian Doctor is an oxymoron just like Christian Scientist.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Will on June 16, 2008, 03:55:02 PM
Post by: Will on June 16, 2008, 03:55:02 PM
Quote from: "Evolved"Hey LoveJebus, nice to see such ignorance and judgement here. I am curious about your title of Christian Doctor...what exactly are you a doctor of? Stupidity? The term Christian Doctor is an oxymoron just like Christian Scientist.I have my Doctorate in unicorns and hydras, or my DUH.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: OldGit on June 16, 2008, 04:14:25 PM
Post by: OldGit on June 16, 2008, 04:14:25 PM
L'enfer, c'est les autres. Jean-Paul Sartre
Hell is other people. I can think of one or two right now...
Hell is other people. I can think of one or two right now...
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Asmodean on June 16, 2008, 06:37:35 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 16, 2008, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: "Evolved"Hey LoveJebus, nice to see such ignorance and judgement here. I am curious about your title of Christian Doctor...what exactly are you a doctor of? Stupidity? The term Christian Doctor is an oxymoron just like Christian Scientist.Well, he could be a theologian, ph.d :unsure: Must be one of them blasphemous atheists here...
P.S. Oh, and homosexuality is a sin. So I'd be careful about loving Jesus. If you are a guy, that is.
Title: Re: LoveJesus
Post by: Smallville on June 16, 2008, 07:53:54 PM
Post by: Smallville on June 16, 2008, 07:53:54 PM
"Hey. I'm a right-wing Christian Doctor from the United States. I believe that all those who make the sinful decision to call themselves "Atheists" or "Non-Christians" will burn in hell with the rest of the bitter evils of this planet and what lies beyond its limits.
Signed,
LoveJesus"
People with attitudes like yours was one of the reasons I turned my back on religion in general and Christianity in particular. You espouse love and fellowship in the name of your religion - but only to those whose beliefs are the same as yours. Rather than trying to persuade someone to believe as you, you condemn them as if you are better for your beliefs.
Love Jesus and hate your fellow man. At least you have your priorities straight. (That's sarcasm in case you don't realize it.)
Signed,
LoveJesus"
People with attitudes like yours was one of the reasons I turned my back on religion in general and Christianity in particular. You espouse love and fellowship in the name of your religion - but only to those whose beliefs are the same as yours. Rather than trying to persuade someone to believe as you, you condemn them as if you are better for your beliefs.
Love Jesus and hate your fellow man. At least you have your priorities straight. (That's sarcasm in case you don't realize it.)