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Title: AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY!
Post by: Biggus Dickus on February 15, 2016, 06:51:25 PM
*Mods I wasn't sure where to put this, maybe science?

As you all know Homo is the genus that includes modern humans and our close extinct relatives, such as Homo habilis and Homo erectus. Members of Homo are distinguished from other hominids by an erect posture, a large cranium, two-footed gait, fully opposable thumbs, and well-developed tool-making ability.

We can add a new hominid to the list:

Homo ignavus (Taken from the latin word saggy) or as some prefer homo sagguctus.

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Please note the longer slightly curved spine and torso, as well as the shorter legs. Although holding an erect posture, the two-footed gate is supposed to be slower than that of members of the homo sapiens. Leaving some scientist to believe this form of hominid may have shuffled along rather than walked with a normal stride.
Title: Re: AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY!
Post by: Firebird on February 15, 2016, 06:52:32 PM
Wow. I thought they went extinct 20 years ago.
Title: Re: AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY!
Post by: Recusant on February 15, 2016, 07:08:48 PM
Nah man, they still all up in yo face, yo.
Title: Re: AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY!
Post by: Crow on February 15, 2016, 07:31:03 PM
Ah prison rape culture. How nostalgic.
Title: Re: AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY!
Post by: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 03:55:06 AM
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:picard facepalm: