Happy New Orbit Day Magdalena!!!!!
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JUST KIDDING!
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SINCE I CAN'T ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A PRESENT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I MADE A DONATION AT THE CHURCH OF THE DIVINE CHILD FOR A SPECIAL NOVENA IN YOU HONOUR!
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^I'll not be able to beat Bruno's post.
Therefore I'll just wish you a Happy New Orbit Day, Magdalena.
Yeah! Happy Birthday!
Many happy returns, Magdalena! :cheers:
Happy Birthday!
:beer:
What the hell are you guys talking about?
It's not my birthday. >:(
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This must be about that "fake" birthday on my Facebook profile.
I'm so sorry.
You guys...you shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet. :smileshake:
I was born, January 4.
Thanks anyways, Tank. :hug:
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 08:20:16 PM
This must be about that "fake" birthday on my Facebook profile.
I'm so sorry.
There had better be an amusing anecdote behind this.
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Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 08:22:20 PM
You guys...you shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet. :smileshake:
I was born, January 4.
Thanks anyways, Tank. :hug:
Good thing I didn't point out you are 53 then!
Quote from: Tank on February 14, 2016, 09:20:00 PM
Good thing I didn't point out you are 53 then!
Careful! She'll turn you into a newt!
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 08:22:20 PM
I was born, January 4.
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The way I see it, you still deserve a party. Happy belated!
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Quote from: Tank on February 14, 2016, 09:20:00 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 08:22:20 PM
You guys...you shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet. :smileshake:
I was born, January 4.
Thanks anyways, Tank. :hug:
Good thing I didn't point out you are 53 then!
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(I'm not 53!)
Quote from: Crow on February 14, 2016, 09:56:06 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 14, 2016, 09:20:00 PM
Good thing I didn't point out you are 53 then!
Careful! She'll turn you into a newt!
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Quote from: Crow on February 14, 2016, 09:56:06 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 14, 2016, 09:20:00 PM
Good thing I didn't point out you are 53 then!
Careful! She'll turn you into a newt!
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Fine!
I'm drunk right now....I admit it! I am a witch! I didn't ask to be one...OK!?
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 14, 2016, 10:10:02 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 08:22:20 PM
I was born, January 4.
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The way I see it, you still deserve a party. Happy belated!
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Happy, happy birthday, Maggie!
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 14, 2016, 11:38:03 PM
Happy, happy birthday, Maggie!
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Well crap, I just blew $20.00 on novena for nothing. :incense:
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on February 15, 2016, 12:36:47 AM
Well crap, I just blew $20.00 on novena for nothing. :incense:
Hay! Don Bruno de la Pole, que verguenza! Por el amor de Dios!
Yo no se de donde saca esta gentusa todo esto! Pero creame, Don Bruno de la Pole, que la virgen de de la Santa Maria Juana se lo va agradecer. Que ella se lo pague con mas hijos. Ella lo va bendecir com mas hijos.
~En el nombre del padre, del hijo de la gran... Y la Magdalena...
Amen.
I say we party anyway. Happy Whatever Day!
I agree with you, BCE.
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Happy January the fourth Mags. Sorry for the belated best wishes for my absolute favorite El Salvadoran lady. I'm with BCE. We should party anyway.
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 10:35:31 PM
Fine!
I'm drunk right now....I admit it! I am a witch! I didn't ask to be one...OK!?
HA! I knew it!
That's ok though we aren't Christians so you don't have anything to fear.
Quote from: Magdalena on February 15, 2016, 12:49:34 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on February 15, 2016, 12:36:47 AM
Well crap, I just blew $20.00 on novena for nothing. :incense:
Hay! Don Bruno de la Pole, que verguenza! Por el amor de Dios!
Yo no se de donde saca esta gentusa todo esto! Pero creame, Don Bruno de la Pole, que la virgen de de la Santa Maria Juana se lo va agradecer. Que ella se lo pague con mas hijos. Ella lo va bendecir com mas hijos.
~En el nombre del padre, del hijo de la gran... Y la Magdalena...
Amen.
Por Dios!
I have been hexed,....
Que es esto esta palabra gentuza?
Quote from: Crow on February 15, 2016, 08:44:21 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 10:35:31 PM
Fine!
I'm drunk right now....I admit it! I am a witch! I didn't ask to be one...OK!?
HA! I knew it!
That's ok though we aren't Christians so you don't have anything to fear.
I was thinking of asking her for a spell, but then she hexed Bruno and now I'm not sure I want to take chances.
Happy Drunk Birthday!
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Everyone gets 10 drunk birthdays a year.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 15, 2016, 02:13:09 AM
I say we party anyway. Happy Whatever Day!
This. This is worth celebrating.
Happy Birthday Mags.
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Quote from: Icarus on February 15, 2016, 04:45:56 AM
Happy January the fourth Mags. Sorry for the belated best wishes for my absolute favorite El Salvadoran lady. I'm with BCE. We should party anyway.
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Quote from: Crow on February 15, 2016, 08:44:21 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 10:35:31 PM
Fine!
I'm drunk right now....I admit it! I am a witch! I didn't ask to be one...OK!?
HA! I knew it!
That's ok though we aren't Christians so you don't have anything to fear.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
That's a SUI! >:(
I was, Speaking Under the Influence. Under those conditions, my statement does not confirm nor deny anything.
QuoteThat's ok though we aren't Christians so you don't have anything to fear.
Ecurb Noselrub, based on all the evidence you've heard so far...do think that I am a witch? I'm not saying you've met many witches in your life---to know something like that--but I'm sure you heard stuff about them. Tell me, do I fit the description?
:secrets1: I would advice you to think carefully about your answer.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on February 15, 2016, 01:21:10 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 15, 2016, 12:49:34 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on February 15, 2016, 12:36:47 AM
Well crap, I just blew $20.00 on novena for nothing. :incense:
Hay! Don Bruno de la Pole, que verguenza! Por el amor de Dios!
Yo no se de donde saca esta gentusa todo esto! Pero creame, Don Bruno de la Pole, que la virgen de de la Santa Maria Juana se lo va agradecer. Que ella se lo pague con mas hijos. Ella lo va bendecir com mas hijos.
~En el nombre del padre, del hijo de la gran... Y la Magdalena...
Amen.
Por Dios!
I have been hexed,....
Que es esto esta palabra gentuza?
Estaba hablando como las
señoras devotas del pueblo.
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Gentuza.
1. f. despect. Grupo o tipo de gente que es considerada despreciable.
2. f. Grupo de gente socialmente marginal.
En otras palabras,
Don Bruno de la Pole...Gentuza para estas señoras son los ateos. ::)
Ellas, si embrujan. :snicker:
Yo no. :smileshake:
:grin:
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 15, 2016, 01:38:39 PM
Quote from: Crow on February 15, 2016, 08:44:21 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 14, 2016, 10:35:31 PM
Fine!
I'm drunk right now....I admit it! I am a witch! I didn't ask to be one...OK!?
HA! I knew it!
That's ok though we aren't Christians so you don't have anything to fear.
I was thinking of asking her for a spell, but then she hexed Bruno and now I'm not sure I want to take chances.
Oh! My Asmo! ::)
Magic spells, magic potions...That's so 1616. ::)
...Well---That's what I've heard. :shifty:
Quote from: Davin on February 15, 2016, 02:15:55 PM
Happy Drunk Birthday!
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Quote from: Siz on February 15, 2016, 05:31:35 PM
Happy Birthday Mags.
Here's an irrelevant gif, which I'm sure you'll appreciate...
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...My dear Siz...you have so much to learn about .gifs.
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 12:43:25 AM
Oh! My Asmo! ::)
Magic spells, magic potions...That's so 1616. ::)
...Well---That's what I've heard. :shifty:
Oh. I've been out of the loop for awhile. OK, in the interests of full disclosure, and because I feel bad for helping pile on Mags about the witch thing, I admit that I was a witch for a little bit -- during the bumbling around period between being a Xtian and realizing that atheism was an option. I wasn't any good at it, but I remember it with fondness.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 16, 2016, 02:10:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 12:43:25 AM
Oh! My Asmo! ::)
Magic spells, magic potions...That's so 1616. ::)
...Well---That's what I've heard. :shifty:
Oh. I've been out of the loop for awhile. OK, in the interests of full disclosure, and because I feel bad for helping pile on Mags about the witch thing, I admit that I was a witch for a little bit -- during the bumbling around period between being a Xtian and realizing that atheism was an option. I wasn't any good at it, but I remember it with fondness.
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Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 16, 2016, 02:10:16 AM
...I admit that I was a witch for a little bit --
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Must be the good witch, bad witch routine. ::)
I don't know what you're talking about. :sadshake:
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 02:32:42 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 16, 2016, 02:10:16 AM
...I admit that I was a witch for a little bit --
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Must be the good witch, bad witch routine. ::)
I don't know what you're talking about. :sadshake:
For a short time, until I realized I was just as out of place in a coven as a church.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 16, 2016, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 02:32:42 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 16, 2016, 02:10:16 AM
...I admit that I was a witch for a little bit --
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Must be the good witch, bad witch routine. ::)
I don't know what you're talking about. :sadshake:
For a short time, until I realized I was just as out of place in a coven as a church.
Do I know what you're talking about? :shifty:
...I'm not a witch, never have been, so...
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Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 05:31:06 AM
Do I know what you're talking about? :shifty:
...I'm not a witch, never have been, so...
I don't think either of us does. In any case, since the idea exists that you could be a witch that means you
are a witch whether you accept it or not. Just ask a Xtian apologetic. Apologeticist? You probably know what I mean that time.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 16, 2016, 05:53:35 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 05:31:06 AM
Do I know what you're talking about? :shifty:
...I'm not a witch, never have been, so...
I don't think either of us does. In any case, since the idea exists that you could be a witch that means you are a witch whether you accept it or not. Just ask a Xtian apologetic. Apologeticist? You probably know what I mean that time.
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I'm not saying another word. :(
I'm still waiting to hear what
Ecurb Noselrub has to say.
He's a Christian, he's a lawyer, he hangs out with atheists, probably still has family living in Salem City, Massachusetts. His opinion matters to me. :smilenod:
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 06:19:03 AM
I'm not saying another word. :(
I'm still waiting to hear what Ecurb Noselrub has to say.
He's a Christian, he's a lawyer, he hangs out with atheists, probably still has family living in Salem City, Massachusetts. His opinion matters to me. :smilenod:
Works for me.
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 12:37:50 AM
Estaba hablando como las señoras devotas del pueblo.
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Gentuza.
I'm not sure exactly what is going on here, but I think this is a coven of witches (Gentuza in Spanish) that Mags has set against me.
I think the lady in the front with the mean stare (White necklace) is the leader. These are Christian Witches by the way, or should-have been-nun types, but who decided to procreate for the good of the church instead. (Nuns as we all know are the worst of the worst, the most vile and evil of the witches)
This is some scary shit man!!!
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on February 16, 2016, 01:38:30 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 16, 2016, 12:37:50 AM
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I think the lady in the front with the mean stare (White necklace) is the leader. These are Christian Witches by the way, or should-have been-nun types, but who decided to procreate for the good of the church instead. (Nuns as we all know are the worst of the worst, the most vile and evil of the witches)
This is some scary shit man!!!
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Oh, boy!
My dear,
Bruno de la Pole...
If being able to laugh this much, about something like this, makes me a witch, then I am glad to be one.