It was a cold, dark and windy night when slow knocking sounds came from the door. Slowly it creaked as it opened and on the other side were two Jehovah's Witnesses, Bibles in hand.
(Guaranteed to horrify most atheists)
Coming soon. Justin Bieber "sings", Boeheimian Rhapsody.
The results are just in. Trump is the new president of the US.
The results are in. Ben Carson is the new President of the United States.
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Quote from: No one on November 11, 2015, 11:29:21 PM
Coming soon. Justin Bieber "sings", Boeheimian Rhapsody.
That should be in the jokes thread it made me laugh!
Quote from: Magdalena on November 12, 2015, 05:59:10 AM
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:therethere: You know where we are on facebook if we ever get lost again.
Donald trump and Ben Carson are shills for the Democrats. They are there to split the Republican vote so Hillary gets to be the next POTUS.
The 2016 elections are over. One of the people running for president was elected.
It was late at night when I heard squeaks followed by faint scratching noises at the door. Frightened but curious, I opened it and Trump's runaway hair came trotting in my direction.
Spoiler
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(I'm sure Trump would be horrified) :P
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 12, 2015, 11:37:05 PM
It was late at night when I heard squeaks followed by faint scratching noises at the door. Frightened but curious, I opened it and Trump's runaway hair came trotting in my direction.
Spoiler
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzle.com%2Fimages%2Fanimal-kingdom%2Fguinea-pigs%2Fgolden-brown-peruvian.jpg&hash=45782dc54e35eed4b60556d6763d6257aa7dea77)
(I'm sure Trump would be horrified) :P
Nooooooo!
It was a crisp autumn morning when I strolled outside to get my mail and ran into an old friend who shook my hand rather limply, then passed me by, continuing on his way and waving to me in the distance, all the while imbuing me with an unspeakable sense of dread over the coming events about to unfold during my otherwise drab and dull existence with my twenty-seven cats and one hamster in tow on the wagon behind me, when suddenly, I realized: I had caught the run-on sentence virus!
(to be continued...)
Quote from: Tank on November 12, 2015, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 12, 2015, 05:59:10 AM
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:therethere: You know where we are on facebook if we ever get lost again.
Tank:(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileys.smileycentral.com%2Fcat%2F4%2F4_17_209.gif&hash=b4f5faf3fd941f6e1205ee1b08aa0db839dc0074)
^ A blank message. This post is haunted.
:mysterious: