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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: Insoluble on November 03, 2015, 11:30:01 AM

Title: Animal Super Heroes, The Definitive List.
Post by: Insoluble on November 03, 2015, 11:30:01 AM
The number one animal super hero is incontestababley Fiscal the Fraud Fighting Ferret.  You can all argue amongst yourselves as to the runner ups.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiscalthefraudfightingferret.com.au%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F05%2Ffiscal_1.png&hash=50fbae96208510806a531a3d3f37b24437236401)

QuoteNever give out personal details to anyone who calls you on the telephone or sends you an email or text. Talk to your parents first.

That's my credo.
Title: Re: Animal Super Heroes, The Definitive List.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 04, 2015, 01:28:22 AM
Even with all the variety of animals there are in Brazil I can't remember even one mascot with super powers.  :(

So I shall have to make one up.


Whenever confronted with attempted fraud, I don't summon Fiscal. Instead I Fight Fraud With Sssscandal.

Sssscandal is a snake, only slightly venomous, who lives on Snake Island (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande), a serpentine paradise off the coast of Brazil. Ok, add a pinch of hyperbolic flavour to slightly there.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Jararaca-ilhoa.jpg/220px-Jararaca-ilhoa.jpg)
Bothrops insularis

Here's a snapshot of Sssscandal patiently waiting for a fraudster to trample on him. If you take a close look, it looks as if it's smiling gleefully at the prospect.