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Title: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on October 17, 2015, 12:22:16 AM
As my thread disappeared and I am too impatient I am rebooting it.

A lot has happened in the mini drama that is football since the site went down. Most obvious is the excellence of Lewandowski of Bayern Munch smashing goal after goal in, especially the 5 goals in 9 mins and quickly rising to one of the best footballers of the moment. Though how long that will last remains to be seen (obviously) but pretty damn good for a guy who was going to become a signing for Blackburn Rovers but couldn't make his flight due to volcanic ash and missed the transfer window.

Manchester United went top of the league for the first time since Ferguson left the club even though it only lasted a week and Arsenal absolutely battered them (fantastic display from Arsenal and highly entertaining) which was the first decent club they had come against all season. Manchester City are still top of the league but going into this weekend with a lot of important injuries and have champions league then the derby the following weekend that could play into Arsenal and United hands who aren't close behind. Aguero smashed in 5 against Newcastle in a Premier League record then went and got injured in international duty, as did Silva :(. But on the positive side City have now become one of the top 6 earning clubs in profit from their own revenue but unlike the others have no debt and that is with a fine of 50 million by UEFA and caps. De Bruyne is quality though, the best signing since Silva.

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Liverpool have now got Klopp as a manager so they should start to become a serious threat again in the next season, though he has a lot of work to do. I will end with a bunch of gifs of him because he is fun.

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Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: OldGit on October 17, 2015, 02:10:51 PM
Hereford United went bust but have been re-created under a slightly different name.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Tom62 on October 18, 2015, 02:15:19 PM
And in the Netherlands they decided to skip the European Championship. All that hassle to play decent quality football, was just too much to ask for.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on October 25, 2015, 11:01:06 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on October 18, 2015, 02:15:19 PM
And in the Netherlands they decided to skip the European Championship. All that hassle to play decent quality football, was just too much to ask for.

RVP with that own goal as well I watched a bit of it and knew the Dutch must have been fuming especially after their brilliant display in Brazil. England did similar in 2012, I enjoyed that tournament a bit more than usual and the papers were better reading during it.



It was the Manchester derby today and expectedly turgid due to the positions of the two teams. Neither team could afford the loss if they wanted to compete for the title and what you got was a very defensive game, one of those that aren't into football would hate. Overall I was happy City are top of the league and in a better position for the home game when Silva and Aguero will be back in action. I hadn't witnessed Pelligrini do the pick up points tactical game before and was happy that he knows how to do it, I now expect City to win the league due to that defensive performance. City almost caught out United with counter traps but they weren't playing pace in the correct areas nor were they pushing the back line, United pretty much changed tactics when that happened which was very impressive and shows they have good leadership in midfield to change approach so quickly.

United needed a win really with the current style of play but can't imagine they would be unhappy with a draw but slightly more worrying for them is they showed little to no ability to break through a side that were happy to let them attack who are normally an out and out attacking team. The only real chance for United came from a chip by Martial when Kolarov played it onside and the only real chance City had was when Toure had a clear shot on goal and spooned it (he really should have scored that as it was a sitter).
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on February 06, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Okay, WTF has happened to Leicester?!?
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on February 06, 2016, 07:10:19 PM
WTFx2 is the seeming recurring theme of Liverpool's dire season, and their propensity to concede goals far too easily?

How can you be up by two and draw?
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on February 07, 2016, 07:26:02 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 06, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Okay, WTF has happened to Leicester?!?

Not to discredit Leicester as they have had a fantastic run, their new owners and management have been excellent and many of the players have been very good (especially Mahrez) but the success of Leicester I personally feel is down to how poor clubs have been playing this season. Currently if the top four continue on the same form the winners will have a grand total of 78 points, that is usually a 4th position spot at best.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on March 11, 2016, 10:35:31 AM
Thought I would dig this topic out of the archives. I wish football would catch up with the rest of the sporting world with the use of technology.

This is a table if video analysis was implemented:

http://i.imgur.com/pkjKwV3.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/pkjKwV3.jpg)

That table looks far more exciting in terms of points, from 1st to 5th there would only be three points difference and it goes to show how big an impact an incorrect ref decision can change everything.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on April 29, 2016, 09:00:12 PM
Anyone going to be watching the big matchup this Sunday of Manchester United v Leicester City? More importantly anyone going to be at the game? Would love to have tickets to this one, if someone is going I will be envious indeed.

I know most think United will win, as doubters seem to still persist to the end, but I'm going to go ahead a pick Leicester to win.

If anyone cares to have a friendly wager with me over the winner please let me know.

8)





Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on April 30, 2016, 01:46:04 PM
I think Leicester will win. I hope they win and manage to keep United out of the top four and tie up the league at Old Trafford. They have had the title pretty much since the new year and would be better if they could win it on their own terms rather than waiting for Tottenham to slip up.

I want Leicester to win, Tottenham to lose the next two games, Arsenal to lose the next two, City to win all their remaining games get the Champions League final against Atletico so it is a new name on the cup regardless. Newcastle to get relegated, Liverpool to come back and win the next game by enough it will take them through to the final. United to miss out on fourth and keep van Gaal for another year.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 01, 2016, 05:41:32 PM
Well I expected the many legions of United supporters we have here to rally around their team, but I think they know all too well when they are simply overmatched.

Sad, such fare-weather fans.

Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:08 PM
I watched the game, actually have upgraded my now TV to get the sports pass for the day so I could watch.  The first half was great but the second half was dull.  That's been my problem with united recently, honestly I'd rather they played the exciting game and lost more than this dullness (and still not winning all the time!). 

I do hope Leicester still win the league overall, it would be a fairytale season for them. However, there's a kid in one of my classes who is a massive Leicester fan (always has been, not just this year) and I'm not sure I could shut him up if they do win it!
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:54 PM
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Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Tank on May 01, 2016, 06:22:09 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:08 PM
I watched the game, actually have upgraded my now TV to get the sports pass for the day so I could watch.  The first half was great but the second half was dull.  That's been my problem with united recently, honestly I'd rather they played the exciting game and lost more than this dullness (and still not winning all the time!). 

I do hope Leicester still win the league overall, it would be a fairytale season for them. However, there's a kid in one of my classes who is a massive Leicester fan (always has been, not just this year) and I'm not sure I could shut him up if they do win it!
What was the final score?
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 01, 2016, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 01, 2016, 06:22:09 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:08 PM
I watched the game, actually have upgraded my now TV to get the sports pass for the day so I could watch.  The first half was great but the second half was dull.  That's been my problem with united recently, honestly I'd rather they played the exciting game and lost more than this dullness (and still not winning all the time!). 

I do hope Leicester still win the league overall, it would be a fairytale season for them. However, there's a kid in one of my classes who is a massive Leicester fan (always has been, not just this year) and I'm not sure I could shut him up if they do win it!
What was the final score?

Draw. 1-1

Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:54 PM

Oh and my daughter is going to be adopted. She has declared herself a Liverpool fan.

Yeah Scamp!
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 02, 2016, 11:56:38 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:54 PM
Oh and my daughter is going to be adopted. She has declared herself a Liverpool fan.

But why? I take it she didn't see the Swansea game.

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Got to say I'm really not happy with the way Manchester City have been throwing games this season to give themselves an advantage going into the different cup games (http://www.skysports.com/manchester-city-results). Some they have won but the way they played in them the scorelines were flattering. If we win the Champions League then it will be all forgotten but it's fucking annoying. I guess we got a year for Leicester out of it but I don't like it.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 02, 2016, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: Crow on May 02, 2016, 11:56:38 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 01, 2016, 06:01:54 PM
Oh and my daughter is going to be adopted. She has declared herself a Liverpool fan.

But why?


I only have myself to blame, I started supporting United many moons ago for the same reason....a boy. 
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 02, 2016, 10:15:58 PM
So Leicester, a 5000-1 favorite, wins it??   Never heard of them. 
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 02, 2016, 10:26:57 PM
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Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Siz on May 03, 2016, 01:55:05 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 02, 2016, 10:15:58 PM
So Leicester, a 5000-1 favorite, wins it??   Never heard of them.

I was at university in Leicester. I've always had a soft spot for them.

About 10 years ago they zoomed up the first division and made it to mid-premiership under Martin O'Neil as manager. They were by a long way the cheapest team in the premiership. This year they were £200m cheaper than Chelsea.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Tank on May 03, 2016, 08:18:53 AM
Well they did it. Quite a party in Leicester last night.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 05, 2016, 03:15:15 PM
Leicester fans looked like they had quite a bit of fun celebrating. Some of the vids I saw were pretty crazy. Good for them.

Today's the big day, Liverpool FC vs Villarreal (H) Europa League Semi Final 2nd Leg.

Unfortunately I can't watch the game live, will have to record and watch tonight. I do hope it's a good game, and certainly Liverpool has shown they can come back from a deficit, but I'm a bit nervous.

So I think I got this down correct, if Liverpool win 1-0 it will go to 30 mins extra time and then penalties if needed. If Liverpool should win 2-1, then they would go out on the away goals rule; so if Villarreal score we need to win 3-1, of course a 2-0 win would see us through.

Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 05, 2016, 04:27:01 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 05, 2016, 03:15:15 PM
So I think I got this down correct, if Liverpool win 1-0 it will go to 30 mins extra time and then penalties if needed. If Liverpool should win 2-1, then they would go out on the away goals rule; so if Villarreal score we need to win 3-1, of course a 2-0 win would see us through.

Yup you got it. If they score you need to match whatever that score is then get another in otherwise they are through.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 06, 2016, 02:33:29 AM
Quote from: Crow on May 05, 2016, 04:27:01 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 05, 2016, 03:15:15 PM
So I think I got this down correct, if Liverpool win 1-0 it will go to 30 mins extra time and then penalties if needed. If Liverpool should win 2-1, then they would go out on the away goals rule; so if Villarreal score we need to win 3-1, of course a 2-0 win would see us through.

Yup you got it. If they score you need to match whatever that score is then get another in otherwise they are through.

Or you could just win the game outright by scoring 3 and allowing 0. ;D

Here's a hi-lighted section from BBC Sport:

The early opener came after Nathaniel Clyne crossed to the back post and Firmino put it back into the danger area. Sturridge missed the ball, but Bruno nudged into his own net.

Goal by Bruno for Liverpool!

I think Liverpool played better than Villarreal and kept the pressure up most of the game, but not so much that they created tons of chances, seems like that first goal hit Villarreal pretty hard.

Would be fun to be in Liverpool tonight, hey? I'm sure there is going to be a lot of folks calling into work sick tomorrow.

Next stop Basel.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2016, 09:16:27 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 06, 2016, 02:33:29 AM
I think Liverpool played better than Villarreal and kept the pressure up most of the game, but not so much that they created tons of chances, seems like that first goal hit Villarreal pretty hard.

Villarreal pretty much didn't turn up. A bit like Manchester City against Real Madrid, City were also fortunate that Real didn't show up either. But Liverpool were well deserved winners, pressed all game, always attacked, kept focused all game. Only think of one time in the entire game that Villarreal were an actual threat to Liverpool. Good to see a British team take the UEFA Cup seriously for once.

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Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 08, 2016, 07:32:55 PM
Arsenal and Man City drawing today has made the last two games interesting for us!
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 10, 2016, 10:42:03 AM
Just seen an e-mail from scamp's school PTA (parent teacher association who raise money for school trips etc) that they have this:

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You can buy tickets to win it, why would anyone waste money!?!

Or.....I might enter just so if I win I can burn it ;)
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 10, 2016, 05:55:13 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 10, 2016, 10:42:03 AM
Just seen an e-mail from scamp's school PTA (parent teacher association who raise money for school trips etc) that they have this:

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You can buy tickets to win it, why would anyone waste money!?!

Or.....I might enter just so if I win I can burn it ;)

First Claire tells us that Scamp is an Liverpool fan, now she's posting autographed LFC jersey's on the forum?

You know what I think? I think you actually really want the jersey Claire because deep down inside, in your heart of hearts you're actually a Liverpool fan and you're too scared to come out and say it!

Well c'mon Claire, and just admit to us that you're really a Liverpool fan, it's okay, there's no judgment here at HAF. Everyone likes and respects you, and everyone will understand your desire to be with the greatest Football Club, to be on the winning side.

Please Claire do it, leave the dark side that is Manchester United (Leave MU to the Crow's of this world who simply love Rooney so much they want him to play for ever, and ever, and ever, etc...)

Or you could win the jersey and just give it to me... ;D
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 10, 2016, 08:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 10, 2016, 05:55:13 PM
Leave MU to the Crow's of this world who simply love Rooney so much they want him to play for ever, and ever, and ever, etc...

Oi! I have never been so offended in all my life.

As long as he stays at United he can play in his zimmer frame for all I care.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 10, 2016, 10:22:36 PM
Yes WEST HAMMMM!
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 11, 2016, 08:42:14 AM
Quote from: Crow on May 10, 2016, 10:22:36 PM
Yes WEST HAMMMM!

It was such a ridiculous evening.  The whole mess with the coach beforehand, the last game in Upto Park etc.  Utterly ridiculous >:(
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 15, 2016, 06:43:39 PM
Damn OT was abandoned today due to an explosive being found in the stadium.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 17, 2016, 04:30:30 PM
The Red Army has landed in Basel for the Europa League final against Sevilla, I'm excited for this matchup as I'm sure all of my fellow forum members are, GO RED!

I simply don't understand why they would schedule a Championship game for a Wednesday. WTF?

This game is on here in the states at 2;30pm tomorrow, and I have too much work right now to take any time off to watch it so I'll have to record and watch later tomorrow night. I would rather watch live.

Why wouldn't they schedule this for the weekend?


Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 17, 2016, 08:36:57 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 17, 2016, 04:30:30 PM
Why wouldn't they schedule this for the weekend?

Because nobody cares about the Europa Cup. This weekend is country specific cups like the FA cup, Copa del Rey and DFB-Pokal. Next Weekend is the Champions League final.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 18, 2016, 07:33:26 PM
Quote from: Crow on May 17, 2016, 08:36:57 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 17, 2016, 04:30:30 PM
Why wouldn't they schedule this for the weekend?

Because nobody cares about the Europa Cup. This weekend is country specific cups like the FA cup, Copa del Rey and DFB-Pokal. Next Weekend is the Champions League final.

Blah, blah, blah.... ::)


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Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Crow on May 19, 2016, 12:21:08 AM
First half was good from Liverpool, second was shocking. Looks like Liverpool will be in the market for a new left back.
Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 19, 2016, 02:39:53 AM
Yes what a total collapse in the 2nd half, they were soundly beaten. They're going to be hard pressed I think this summer to draw good talent in, and doesn't bode well for Klopp either. What is that 4 or 5 finals he's lost between Liverpool and Dortmund?






Title: Re: The Association Football Thread
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 21, 2016, 01:14:57 PM
Predictions for the real final of this week? 

FA Cup: Manchester United v Crystal Palace

I'm going 3:1 to United.