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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: hermes2015 on October 10, 2015, 11:35:44 AM

Title: Happy Day!
Post by: hermes2015 on October 10, 2015, 11:35:44 AM
Oh what a wonderful experience it was to try again to log (on for the zillionth time) and then to see that we are up and running again. Welcome back everyone.
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: OldGit on October 10, 2015, 11:37:04 AM
Welcome back, Hermes!  May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. :D
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Tank on October 10, 2015, 12:30:44 PM
Welcome back!
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 11, 2015, 10:51:46 PM
Quote from: OldGit on October 10, 2015, 11:37:04 AM
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. :D

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds so...erm, saucy?  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Recusant on October 11, 2015, 11:50:55 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 11, 2015, 10:51:46 PM
Quote from: OldGit on October 10, 2015, 11:37:04 AM
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. :D

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds so...erm, saucy?  ;D

Heheh, nice.




More literally, I'd say nope. I think it's s'posed to. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.tinypic.com%2Fqx10ef.jpg&hash=dd5384c6efd2ca38b5d3525bb5a257afc24b53b5)
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 12, 2015, 12:54:41 AM
Hehe...the words, "Noodly Appendage" always make me laugh.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: OldGit on October 12, 2015, 09:55:18 AM
This is blasphemy!
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2015, 12:01:16 PM
Tee Hee! ;D

Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 12, 2015, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: OldGit on October 12, 2015, 09:55:18 AM
This is blasphemy!
No, this is blasphemy:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbigappled.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F11%2Fcute-hamster-and-noodles-400x300.jpg&hash=2c3d017540999bc53dea9b601012afc33ec88d11)
I'm sorry, but someone had to show Asmo what goes on when He's not around.  :(
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2015, 09:38:29 PM
^ D'aawww!

It's as if it's saying, "uh oh. Busted."

I'm not entirely sure if Asmo is innocent and unaware, though. Competing deities will resort to the nastiest of tactics. ;)
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Asmodean Prime on October 12, 2015, 09:49:19 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 12, 2015, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: OldGit on October 12, 2015, 09:55:18 AM
This is blasphemy!
No, this is blasphemy:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbigappled.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F11%2Fcute-hamster-and-noodles-400x300.jpg&hash=2c3d017540999bc53dea9b601012afc33ec88d11)
I'm sorry, but someone had to show Asmo what goes on when He's not around.  :(
What? That there is one of His ratties happily munching on Git's spaghetti god because Git was insolent to His OmniGrayness. On several occasions.  >:(
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 12, 2015, 09:56:42 PM
I don't know, but that God's Noodly Appendage is tempting...it looks good.(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Ftsmile%2Fwant%2Ft2801.gif&hash=a7cb536a730900a44efefa9889ab92bc52d25aad)
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Asmodean Prime on October 13, 2015, 06:48:37 AM
Yes, for munching upon in His honor.  >:(
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 04:22:57 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview2%2F20140204%2F4970624%2Fcrab-eating-o.gif&hash=d628ac43527cf26577831edfd4223587e80d9646)

Even Jibbers Crabst, bless his holy claws, is tempted by Git's Spaghetti God--The Noodly Master.
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 05:48:18 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdimlyburning.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F10%2F20131001_1533221.jpg&hash=715119d18d7c233d04e43021a01f524c9e63a9f3)
This image reminded me of His OmniGrayness...
But I couldn't think of an OmniGray caption, one that would Honor Him.   :(












I don't know why I bother to honor Him(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weknowparenting.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fsigh.gif&hash=30a02ea39373bcf6cc2c0eb99ceda2f93ea2d715)


Tank is just going to move all this to that place...what was it called? Something about posts that were too dumb to keep, but too amusing to delete.
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 05:51:29 AM
^^^^

It keeps showing my post twice!  ???

Asmo, are you doing this because it's about you?  >:(
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Asmodean Prime on October 14, 2015, 08:11:07 AM
When you do a last post on a page kind of situation, it rolls over to the next page :-)
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 14, 2015, 01:09:21 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 05:48:18 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdimlyburning.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F10%2F20131001_1533221.jpg&hash=715119d18d7c233d04e43021a01f524c9e63a9f3)
This image reminded me of His OmniGrayness...
But I couldn't think of an OmniGray caption, one that would Honor Him.   :(

Looks like it could be the birth of the Asmo, though we would probably have to write entire paragraphs of  to describe the wondrous asmythology.   


QuoteTank is just going to move all this to that place...what was it called? Something about posts that were too dumb to keep, but too amusing to delete.

;D I suggest we create a new thread for this type of situation: Threads that were totally hijacked and overrun with pure silliness.

*solemn* Except of course when it comes to the Asmo. The Asmo is never silly. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faspieandnt.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F12%2Fblank_face_smiley_sticker-p217085515084213312z85xz_400.jpg&hash=41602a4d7e3760cd0bf92e80ee9f11b1acad14bd)
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 02:10:20 PM
Looks like it could be the birth of the Asmo, or a baby Asmo after a bath.  :D
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Biggus Dickus on October 14, 2015, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 02:10:20 PM
Looks like it could be the birth of the Asmo, or a baby Asmo after a bath.  :D

So Asmo's are like Orcs?
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 14, 2015, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 02:10:20 PM
Looks like it could be the birth of the Asmo, or a baby Asmo after a bath.  :D

So Asmo's are like Orcs?

I cannot speak for The Asmo [bless his Holy Gray Lump] but I believe the answer is, no. According to His Omniauthoritative Statements, Orcs are beneath His Divine Hatred.

Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Biggus Dickus on October 14, 2015, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 14, 2015, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 02:10:20 PM
Looks like it could be the birth of the Asmo, or a baby Asmo after a bath.  :D

So Asmo's are like Orcs?

I cannot speak for The Asmo [bless his Holy Gray Lump] but I believe the answer is, no. According to His Omniauthoritative Statements, Orcs are beneath His Divine Hatred.

According to Tolkien orcs were "bred from the heats and slimes of the earth". Sounds like mud/clay.
Title: Re: Happy Day!
Post by: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 10:32:01 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 14, 2015, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 14, 2015, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 14, 2015, 02:10:20 PM
Looks like it could be the birth of the Asmo, or a baby Asmo after a bath.  :D

So Asmo's are like Orcs?

I cannot speak for The Asmo [bless his Holy Gray Lump] but I believe the answer is, no. According to His Omniauthoritative Statements, Orcs are beneath His Divine Hatred.

According to Tolkien orcs were "bred from the heats and slimes of the earth". Sounds like mud/clay.
OK, but that's a totally different realm.  ::)