Title: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: rlrose328 on May 28, 2008, 04:41:07 PM
Post by: rlrose328 on May 28, 2008, 04:41:07 PM
http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index.html (http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index.html)
$40 per year!! To store documents to be sent out to your "loved ones" 6 days after the "Rapture"!!! Wow. "Run by Christians, for Christians"! Only a Christian would think of this type of scam.
$40 per year!! To store documents to be sent out to your "loved ones" 6 days after the "Rapture"!!! Wow. "Run by Christians, for Christians"! Only a Christian would think of this type of scam.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: myleviathan on May 28, 2008, 05:36:35 PM
Post by: myleviathan on May 28, 2008, 05:36:35 PM
WOW! WOW! It's brilliant what these guys come up with! I have to commend them on this one. I'm in awe.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: jamesatracy on May 28, 2008, 07:19:05 PM
Post by: jamesatracy on May 28, 2008, 07:19:05 PM
I have heard of "services" such as this one before. An easy buck, to be sure, but what is really scary is that they are dead serious!
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: curiosityandthecat on May 28, 2008, 09:37:16 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on May 28, 2008, 09:37:16 PM
I hope they don't use emails, because I'm pretty sure that they'd all bounce back. I mean, if it's hell on earth after the rapture, all their relatives email addresses would be wrong since obviously we'd all be using dial-up AOL.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: Evolved on May 30, 2008, 03:50:44 AM
Post by: Evolved on May 30, 2008, 03:50:44 AM
Okay, so if you looked up Rapture in the atheist dictionary, it would say "The day we've all been waiting for - no more Christians". 
It's always fun to see Christians hosing Christians.
It's always fun to see Christians hosing Christians.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: rlrose328 on May 30, 2008, 07:19:24 AM
Post by: rlrose328 on May 30, 2008, 07:19:24 AM
Speaking of the day we've been waiting for... on topix.com, I'm arguing with some real nimrods homosexuality (Portland's new mayor is gay and I'm getting all of this "now we'll have an even bigger pride parade" and "it's going to bring all of that homo filth to our city" crap).
Anyway, this one gal actually said, "can't we just ship them off to their own island where they can all die of AIDS all alone." Yea. :upset:
I said, "how would you like it if we just shipped all of the Christians off to their own island where they can just live and let the country continue without them?"
She said, "Sure, let's go!"
I relayed the conversation to my husband and he just nodded... and nodded... with a big grin on his face. "If we were wealthy, I'd pay for it!" he said. LOL!
I find myself wishing you all were over there arguing with me... there's even some jerk who is impersonating me (I'm rlrose328 and he's posting crap as rLrose328)... real mature. This is where I'm naive because I STILL can't believe there are people who actually BELIEVE the crap these people are posting. I know they'd never have the guts to say to my FACE what they are posting there. And because I support gay marriage, they all insist I'm a gay man and I'm happy the mayor is gay because I'll "get some buuuuty" (can't even spell insults right).
Anyway, this one gal actually said, "can't we just ship them off to their own island where they can all die of AIDS all alone." Yea. :upset:
I said, "how would you like it if we just shipped all of the Christians off to their own island where they can just live and let the country continue without them?"
She said, "Sure, let's go!"
I relayed the conversation to my husband and he just nodded... and nodded... with a big grin on his face. "If we were wealthy, I'd pay for it!" he said. LOL!
I find myself wishing you all were over there arguing with me... there's even some jerk who is impersonating me (I'm rlrose328 and he's posting crap as rLrose328)... real mature. This is where I'm naive because I STILL can't believe there are people who actually BELIEVE the crap these people are posting. I know they'd never have the guts to say to my FACE what they are posting there. And because I support gay marriage, they all insist I'm a gay man and I'm happy the mayor is gay because I'll "get some buuuuty" (can't even spell insults right).
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: Asmodean on May 30, 2008, 06:51:26 PM
Post by: Asmodean on May 30, 2008, 06:51:26 PM
Do people actually... Uh... Buy these "services"? Are they really that stupid? 
/giveup humanity
/giveup humanity
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: Happysmiley on June 05, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
Post by: Happysmiley on June 05, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
ohmigosh! That's so funny! It would be really hilarious if they purposefully sent that to the recipients even if there wasn't a rapture, just to make the people who bought that service look stupid. I could see my aunt buying that. 
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: Loffler on June 19, 2008, 08:49:53 PM
Post by: Loffler on June 19, 2008, 08:49:53 PM
I had a similar idea: Rapture insurance. Insurance that pays out in the event you aren't raptured. And if you are, it goes to your next of kin, to make sure they're looked after during the Reign of the Beast.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: OldGit on June 19, 2008, 08:56:13 PM
Post by: OldGit on June 19, 2008, 08:56:13 PM
Quote from: "Loffler"I had a similar idea: Rapture insurance. Insurance that pays out in the event you aren't raptured. And if you are, it goes to your next of kin, to make sure they're looked after during the Reign of the Beast.Sorry, pal, if one gets raptured, we all get terminated.
Lloyds of London will be loaded when we go. Tom Lehrer
But what an avatar you've got there. How much do you want to do a swap?
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: Loffler on June 21, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
Post by: Loffler on June 21, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: "OldGit"Quote from: "Loffler"I had a similar idea: Rapture insurance. Insurance that pays out in the event you aren't raptured. And if you are, it goes to your next of kin, to make sure they're looked after during the Reign of the Beast.Sorry, pal, if one gets raptured, we all get terminated.
Lloyds of London will be loaded when we go. Tom Lehrer
But what an avatar you've got there. How much do you want to do a swap?
You talk as if the day would actually come.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: OldGit on June 21, 2008, 09:47:00 AM
Post by: OldGit on June 21, 2008, 09:47:00 AM
Quote from: "Loffler"You talk as if the day would actually come.For satirical purposes only, I assure you. And to work in the Tom Lehrer quote.
Title: Re: Sure wish I'd thought of this
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 22, 2008, 01:40:52 AM
Post by: afreethinker30 on June 22, 2008, 01:40:52 AM
Quote from: "rlrose328"http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index.html
$40 per year!! To store documents to be sent out to your "loved ones" 6 days after the "Rapture"!!! Wow. "Run by Christians, for Christians"! Only a Christian would think of this type of scam.
There is another one where you can have about the same thing.But instead of being to a loved one it's sent to a Atheist friend or family member.
I'm thinking of starting my own religion (used to make money of course).Taking bits and pieces of every God I can find mixing them together and claiming to be Jesus in female form.
