Happy Atheist Forum

Found this blog a little while ago, thought it was hilarious. Just wanted to know what you guys thought.

http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com

It's frickin' awesome. I could only get through #22 and #21 before I was laughing too hard, thus embarassing myself. Here's what God has to say about cats,

QuoteI hate cats! Especially kittens. Cats are evil, and their insolence encourages humans to become atheist.

That explains a lot...
He also says:

QuoteIf you be a true believer* in Me, The Almighty God, you will do as I say. I proclaim to you now - if you see a cat, you kill a cat! If a cat follows your son home from the comic book store, grab it by the nape of its neck and drown it while your son watches.

If you go to your new neighbor’s house for dinner and see that he owns a cat, walk right over and snap its neck. I promise you, Satan’s spell will be broken and your neighbor will thank you for it.

If you know an old woman who has a great many cats, go and burn her house down, being careful to shoot her or any kittens that try to escape. If you do these things for Me, I will bless you and your family all of your life.

I, The Almighty Lord, have spoken.

This, along with http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/art.html (http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/art.html) - is one of my new favorite spots on the web.

Ohhh that was excellent. 9/11 conspirers .

I loved it.

 Funny stuff!