Title: Love vs. Lust
Post by: rlrose328 on May 14, 2008, 06:46:10 PM
Post by: rlrose328 on May 14, 2008, 06:46:10 PM
Here is the latest sign board at my son's school (held at a church):
"Love put us at ease...
Lust leads to dis ease"
Yes, there is a space in the word "disease" so they can deny they are saying if you have lust in your heart, you'll be ill... but I know better. These people blow my mind on a regular basis.
"Love put us at ease...
Lust leads to dis ease"
Yes, there is a space in the word "disease" so they can deny they are saying if you have lust in your heart, you'll be ill... but I know better. These people blow my mind on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: SteveS on May 14, 2008, 07:22:53 PM
Post by: SteveS on May 14, 2008, 07:22:53 PM
Good grief....
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: jcm on May 14, 2008, 08:58:58 PM
Post by: jcm on May 14, 2008, 08:58:58 PM
Quote from: "rlrose328"Here is the latest sign board at my son's school (held at a church):
"Love put us at ease...
Lust leads to dis ease"
Yes, there is a space in the word "disease" so they can deny they are saying if you have lust in your heart, you'll be ill... but I know better. These people blow my mind on a regular basis.
Probably written by someone who hasn't gotten any in a while. "Well, at least I ain't out there gettin' an std."
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: Will on May 14, 2008, 10:31:16 PM
Post by: Will on May 14, 2008, 10:31:16 PM
I'm going to go make sweet, passionate love to that sign. In protest.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: Tom62 on May 14, 2008, 11:09:21 PM
Post by: Tom62 on May 14, 2008, 11:09:21 PM
Quote from: "Willravel"I'm going to go make sweet, passionate love to that sign. In protest.That is allowed, as long as there is no lust involved
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: jcm on May 15, 2008, 02:16:53 AM
Post by: jcm on May 15, 2008, 02:16:53 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"I'm going to go make sweet, passionate love to that sign. In protest.
You better make an honest woman out of that there billboard before you do.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: jassi4010709 on May 15, 2008, 02:40:37 AM
Post by: jassi4010709 on May 15, 2008, 02:40:37 AM
obviously love is better, because with love comes lust.
not usually the other way round, or atleast anything worth having.
not usually the other way round, or atleast anything worth having.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: pjkeeley on May 15, 2008, 05:01:46 AM
Post by: pjkeeley on May 15, 2008, 05:01:46 AM
The idea that we should always want things that put us "at ease" is a very Christian one. They just don't get it: only really boring people want to feel at ease all the time.
So lame.
So lame.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: rlrose328 on May 15, 2008, 06:39:08 AM
Post by: rlrose328 on May 15, 2008, 06:39:08 AM
I'll take dis... ease over mere at ease any day of the week. And THRICE on Sunday.
I don't think I mentioned the sign that said,
"Invite a sinner to dinner, but don't indulge his sin."
I guess humping the meatloaf is out of the question? :raised:
I don't think I mentioned the sign that said,
"Invite a sinner to dinner, but don't indulge his sin."
I guess humping the meatloaf is out of the question? :raised:
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: SteveS on May 15, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
Post by: SteveS on May 15, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
Quote from: "rlrose328"I guess humping the meatloaf is out of the question?Of course --- humping the meatloaf is all wrong. You have to hump the pie (ala Jason Biggs). That's the ticket.....
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: Will on May 15, 2008, 07:16:07 PM
Post by: Will on May 15, 2008, 07:16:07 PM
I'll rewrite the sign to more accurately reflect reality:
Love is an emotional response to a biochemical release triggered by stimuli that's innately responded to.
Lust is an emotional response to a biochemical release triggered by stimuli that's innately responded to.
Ignorance is flagrant evangelism on a school sign, symptomatic of a "dis ease" of the mind.
Love is an emotional response to a biochemical release triggered by stimuli that's innately responded to.
Lust is an emotional response to a biochemical release triggered by stimuli that's innately responded to.
Ignorance is flagrant evangelism on a school sign, symptomatic of a "dis ease" of the mind.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: myleviathan on May 15, 2008, 07:39:46 PM
Post by: myleviathan on May 15, 2008, 07:39:46 PM
QuoteOf course --- humping the meatloaf is all wrong. You have to hump the pie (ala Jason Biggs). That's the ticket.....
Speak for yourself. I wanna hump the meatloaf.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: jcm on May 15, 2008, 08:16:10 PM
Post by: jcm on May 15, 2008, 08:16:10 PM
Quote from: "myleviathan"QuoteOf course --- humping the meatloaf is all wrong. You have to hump the pie (ala Jason Biggs). That's the ticket.....
Speak for yourself. I wanna hump the meatloaf.
Yeah and it is best to do that right out of the oven too
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: myleviathan on May 15, 2008, 08:43:18 PM
Post by: myleviathan on May 15, 2008, 08:43:18 PM
Give it a little season injection. Gross, I'm literally grossing myself out right now.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: rlrose328 on May 16, 2008, 05:40:44 AM
Post by: rlrose328 on May 16, 2008, 05:40:44 AM
THIS Is why I come here. Thanks, guys... you really made my day! :D
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: karadan on May 16, 2008, 04:26:08 PM
Post by: karadan on May 16, 2008, 04:26:08 PM
I caught gonorrhea last year from a girl i was seeing (she apparently caught it from her previous partner). Anywhoo, Went to the docs, ate five antibiotic pills (cleared the discharge within a day!!).
Ok, so i got a VD but the sex was incredible. We both got the all clear and started going at it like bunnies again (the 6 week no sex embargo recommended by the doc was thrown out of the window within a week - i was literally exploding)..
Moral of the story? It is better to have an amazing sex life with the odd bout of VD than no sex at all.
Small price to pay imo.
Ok, so i got a VD but the sex was incredible. We both got the all clear and started going at it like bunnies again (the 6 week no sex embargo recommended by the doc was thrown out of the window within a week - i was literally exploding)..
Moral of the story? It is better to have an amazing sex life with the odd bout of VD than no sex at all.
Small price to pay imo.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: myleviathan on May 16, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
Post by: myleviathan on May 16, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
QuoteI caught gonorrhea last year from a girl i was seeing (she apparently caught it from her previous partner).
Just to clarify - is that love or lust?
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: SteveS on May 16, 2008, 08:05:48 PM
Post by: SteveS on May 16, 2008, 08:05:48 PM
:D Dude, I'm sorry, but I cracked up when I read your opening sentence! Seriously, though, I'm glad everything cleared up.....
Dude, I'm sorry, but I cracked up when I read your opening sentence! Seriously, though, I'm glad everything cleared up.....
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: karadan on May 17, 2008, 03:01:20 PM
Post by: karadan on May 17, 2008, 03:01:20 PM
Quote from: "SteveS":D :D Dude, I'm sorry, but I cracked up when I read your opening sentence! Seriously, though, I'm glad everything cleared up.....
Hehe, no problem. I find it quite funny also :D
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: SteveS on May 18, 2008, 03:58:59 PM
Post by: SteveS on May 18, 2008, 03:58:59 PM
I hear you, man. I had an HIV test after college ( :D
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: Will on May 18, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
Post by: Will on May 18, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
The last time I was getting tested at the hospital I scored a phone number. Think about it, it's the perfect place to meet people who get tested.
Title: Re: Love vs. Lust
Post by: Tom62 on May 18, 2008, 10:21:40 PM
Post by: Tom62 on May 18, 2008, 10:21:40 PM
Reminds me about a dutch joke about the germans.
Q: Why can't Germans get AIDS?
A: Germans don't have any friends.
Q: Why can't Germans get AIDS?
A: Germans don't have any friends.