Title: So yeah...
Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 03:56:02 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 03:56:02 AM
Those of you in Oregonia (that are single lol) with little interest in god.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =324034504 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=324034504)
Extremely basic.
Today I decided to post a relationship ad on craigslist and just link that since it was simple and straight forward (I later figured out Craigs doesnt allow links, but beside the topic at hand).
Somehow I get all jacked up in tryin to find the link I have to search for my profile. I dont come up with the one I made but one that is me lol.
I thought it was funny as hell. It was my room mates. its been there for 4-5 months and even my siblings knew. Nope...not me!
I know many of you dont have a myspace...so I'll copy some of the text...
"I'm Kyle, I am a ME student at OIT, and I pretty much rule. I love Tool, and I work at a Hospital. So I make loads of cash! I obviously like x box! I like to make massive burgers and porkchops in the middle of the night. I find amusement in the most banal simple things...and laugh at my own jokes. When I was little, I had a stuffed snake that I slept with. I miss it..... :'( After that, I got a bearded dragon that I had for 5 or 6 years and it's name was Scamp. She was fat and just sat in her giant aquarium... and I need a lady ... So hit me up girls! ***** [I personally edited the phone number out], call me anytime! "
I still cant get enough of the burgers/pork chops line! It is true
. I'd get home from work at about 11:30 or sometimes later and be hungary.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =324034504 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=324034504)
Extremely basic.
Today I decided to post a relationship ad on craigslist and just link that since it was simple and straight forward (I later figured out Craigs doesnt allow links, but beside the topic at hand).
Somehow I get all jacked up in tryin to find the link I have to search for my profile. I dont come up with the one I made but one that is me lol.
I thought it was funny as hell. It was my room mates. its been there for 4-5 months and even my siblings knew. Nope...not me!
I know many of you dont have a myspace...so I'll copy some of the text...
"I'm Kyle, I am a ME student at OIT, and I pretty much rule. I love Tool, and I work at a Hospital. So I make loads of cash! I obviously like x box! I like to make massive burgers and porkchops in the middle of the night. I find amusement in the most banal simple things...and laugh at my own jokes. When I was little, I had a stuffed snake that I slept with. I miss it..... :'( After that, I got a bearded dragon that I had for 5 or 6 years and it's name was Scamp. She was fat and just sat in her giant aquarium... and I need a lady ... So hit me up girls! ***** [I personally edited the phone number out], call me anytime! "
I still cant get enough of the burgers/pork chops line! It is true
. I'd get home from work at about 11:30 or sometimes later and be hungary.
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Post by: Sophie on January 31, 2008, 05:42:17 PM
Post by: Sophie on January 31, 2008, 05:42:17 PM
Kyle, you're such a cutie! I have a suggestion, though. Even the most slim and slender girls I know don't think they are. Our society has such a fixation on weight that it skews all of our perceptions I think. So, instead you might want to say "an athletic gal," or "a healthy gal." If you're into a particular outdoor activity like hiking or biking, you could mention that and it would weed out bigger chicks. Heavier girls use euphemisms on myspace, etc, like "voluptuous" or "curvy," so they wouldn't misunderstand what you're saying. Hm. Anyone out there have another idea? Just want to help Kyle out here. 
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Post by: Bella on January 31, 2008, 07:44:29 PM
Post by: Bella on January 31, 2008, 07:44:29 PM
I dunno... if that's your real phone number up there... I'd be really pissed.
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 10:12:07 PM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 10:12:07 PM
Haha thanks.
Yeah I know how society blows. I am tryin to be honest but I may be coming off as a ass in some wild interpretations. There are some things people find attractive and some they dont.
I think my best bet is to leave Oregon :)
Yeah I know how society blows. I am tryin to be honest but I may be coming off as a ass in some wild interpretations. There are some things people find attractive and some they dont.
I think my best bet is to leave Oregon :)
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 10:13:04 PM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 10:13:04 PM
And that was my number . I havent go any creepy calls so yeah.
. I havent go any creepy calls so yeah.
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Post by: McQ on January 31, 2008, 10:13:53 PM
Post by: McQ on January 31, 2008, 10:13:53 PM
Quote from: "tacoma_kyle"Haha thanks.
Yeah I know how society blows. I am tryin to be honest but I may be coming off as a ass in some wild interpretations. There are some things people find attractive and some they dont.
I think my best bet is to leave Oregon :)
You gotta go somewhere warm and sunny! Maybe San Diego?
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 10:34:04 PM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on January 31, 2008, 10:34:04 PM
Yeah so I can wave my hair in the ocean breese . I get that kinda joke a lot.
. I get that kinda joke a lot.
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Post by: MommaSquid on January 31, 2008, 11:49:37 PM
Post by: MommaSquid on January 31, 2008, 11:49:37 PM
Kyle, you do look like a surfer dude (minus the tan and the board!). Don't worry...the right girl will come along eventually.
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Post by: McQ on February 01, 2008, 02:33:37 AM
Post by: McQ on February 01, 2008, 02:33:37 AM
Quote from: "tacoma_kyle"Yeah so I can wave my hair in the ocean breese :)
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on February 01, 2008, 03:58:54 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on February 01, 2008, 03:58:54 AM
I get the surfer thing often enough as well. Well often enough, MommaSquid.
Oh I didnt even pick that up, McQ.
Oh I didnt even pick that up, McQ.