I got you this hat.
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And this hat cake.
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(They tell me it's got rum in it!)
Happy Birthday Pudding. Everyone, please drop your gifts on the gift table on your way in.
...boy, I really hope I was right about it being TMP's 50th. Otherwise, I got some 'splainin' to do!
But if it is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Happy new orbit day!!!!
May there be many more ;D
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If you don't hate the whole thing with a passion, happy birthday.
If you do... Tough luck. :P
I placed an order for one of these to be made, but with accountant's sheets:
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Or of course you can always choose to wear a couch on your head:
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Fuck off, I'm not old yet.
Couple of weeks of free working joints left yet.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 07, 2012, 04:45:47 PM
Fuck off, I'm not old yet.
Couple of weeks of free working joints left yet.
I sincerely apologize for starting this ruckus...
*Turns off the party music* *Slinks away*
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 07, 2012, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 07, 2012, 04:45:47 PM
Fuck off, I'm not old yet.
Couple of weeks of free working joints left yet.
I sincerely apologize for starting this ruckus...
We like ruckus (in moderation)
Happy birthday!
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Quote from: The Black Jester on July 07, 2012, 04:46:47 PM
I sincerely apologize for starting this ruckus...
Ye well don't imagine that your historical significance will trade for nothen now. ;)
Hatty Birthday, Pudding!
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50! Why, 50 is the new 40, which everyone knows is the new 30! And 30 is indistinguishable from 20 these days. Sure, you're practically a newborn!
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 07, 2012, 07:49:31 PM
50! Why, 50 is the new 40, which everyone knows is the new 30! And 30 is indistinguishable from 20 these days. Sure, you're practically a newborn!
Yeah... Right...
True, it's all downhill from 20, but with every following round digit, the slope gets steeper exponentially
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 07, 2012, 07:49:31 PM
50! Why, 50 is the new 40, which everyone knows is the new 30! And 30 is indistinguishable from 20 these days. Sure, you're practically a newborn!
Yeah... Right...
True, it's all downhill from 20, but with every following round digit, the slope gets steeper exponentially
Shhhhhh. I have a round digit birthday in the not-too distant future.
I dunno, you young sprogs of 50, you think you're old ...
On my way to work and saw this thread.
Happy birthday!! ^__^
Eat lots of cake and have lots of laughs.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 08:16:40 PM
True, it's all downhill from 20, but with every following round digit, the slope gets steeper exponentially
Which slope? Honestly, I would say that I am better in pretty much every way (including physically, in better shape) at (almost) 32 than I was at 22. At 22 there was no way I could have run 6.5 mph for an hour straight; I was a pack a day+ smoker!!! And just in general, I would say I am more confident, smarter, more accomplished, and in general just happier than I was at 22. So which hill is it that I am supposedly rolling down exponentially fast?
Quote from: Ali on July 07, 2012, 11:31:32 PM
Which slope?
The creaky-leaky slope of gerascophobic misery.
QuoteHonestly, I would say that I am better in pretty much every way (including physically, in better shape) at (almost) 32 than I was at 22. At 22 there was no way I could have run 6.5 mph for an hour straight; I was a pack a day+ smoker!!! And just in general, I would say I am more confident, smarter, more accomplished, and in general just happier than I was at 22. So which hill is it that I am supposedly rolling down exponentially fast?
A hill made of failed aspirations, shattered dreams, forgotten hopes, lost friends, past mistakes, closeted skeletons and so on.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 07, 2012, 11:31:32 PM
Which slope?
The creaky-leaky slope of gerascophobic misery.
QuoteHonestly, I would say that I am better in pretty much every way (including physically, in better shape) at (almost) 32 than I was at 22. At 22 there was no way I could have run 6.5 mph for an hour straight; I was a pack a day+ smoker!!! And just in general, I would say I am more confident, smarter, more accomplished, and in general just happier than I was at 22. So which hill is it that I am supposedly rolling down exponentially fast?
A hill made of failed aspirations, shattered dreams, forgotten hopes, lost friends, past mistakes, closeted skeletons and so on.
My my. Thank goodness my age induced dementia has made me forget all of those forgotten hopes and shattered dreams....sounds like it would be just awful if I could only remember it. ;D
Yes, well... Good memory is a double-edged blade.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
A hill made of failed aspirations, shattered dreams, forgotten hopes, lost friends, past mistakes, closeted skeletons and so on.
Oh dear, I don't think I like this hill. Where are the brakes? Is there a carousel I can get on instead?
Is this good enough?
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Yes
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 08, 2012, 01:21:20 AM
Oh dear, I don't think I like this hill. Where are the brakes? Is there a carousel I can get on instead?
No there isn't. There are mind altering substances or the "I'm fitter than ever" delusion which I can't seem to get the hang of. Carousel hmm, you could think of it as a circular thing but it's more like a downward spiral with people complaining about bad knees, backs, feet and other stuff I forget.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 08, 2012, 03:15:51 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 08, 2012, 01:21:20 AM
Oh dear, I don't think I like this hill. Where are the brakes? Is there a carousel I can get on instead?
No there isn't. There are mind altering substances or the "I'm fitter than ever" delusion which I can't seem to get the hang of. Carousel hmm, you could think of it as a circular thing but it's more like a downward spiral with people complaining about bad knees, backs, feet and other stuff I forget.
Like bad memory? ;D
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Like bad memory? ;D
...Which on the positive side lets you forget about decreasing sex drive.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 08, 2012, 03:56:35 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Like bad memory? ;D
...Which on the positive side lets you forget about decreasing sex drive.
Forgetting isn't as fun as it sounds though. You have a misfortune, suffer mental anguish for a while and move on. If your memory is crap you get to rediscover your misfortune over and over.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 08, 2012, 03:56:35 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Like bad memory? ;D
...Which on the positive side lets you forget about decreasing sex drive.
I'm enjoying my sex now ;_; i don't want to stop having sex any time soon.
Quote from: Sweetdeath on July 08, 2012, 05:59:45 AM
I'm enjoying my sex now ;_; i don't want to stop having sex any time soon.
It's not fair, it is very unlikely I'd be able to post while engaged in sex, certainly not if another person was involved.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 08, 2012, 06:44:56 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on July 08, 2012, 05:59:45 AM
I'm enjoying my sex now ;_; i don't want to stop having sex any time soon.
It's not fair, it is very unlikely I'd be able to post while engaged in sex, certainly not if another person was involved.
You'll never know unless you try. :P
Also, Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday. I would tell you that the birthday check is in the mail, but I would be lying.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 08, 2012, 06:44:56 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on July 08, 2012, 05:59:45 AM
I'm enjoying my sex now ;_; i don't want to stop having sex any time soon.
It's not fair, it is very unlikely I'd be able to post while engaged in sex, certainly not if another person was involved.
Wait...you can have sex with...other people? (I'd forgotten.)
Quote from: Ali on July 08, 2012, 02:36:51 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 08, 2012, 06:44:56 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on July 08, 2012, 05:59:45 AM
I'm enjoying my sex now ;_; i don't want to stop having sex any time soon.
It's not fair, it is very unlikely I'd be able to post while engaged in sex, certainly not if another person was involved.
Wait...you can have sex with...other people? (I'd forgotten.)
Maybe with a Spotted Dick?