Full article on Huffington Post here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/morgan-freeman-god-religion_n_1580521.html
QuoteYes ... Well, here's a scientific question: Has anybody ever seen hard evidence? What we get is theories from our earlier prophets. Now, people who think that God invented us think that the Earth can't be more than 6,000 years old. So I guess it's a question of belief. My belief system doesn't support a creator as such, as we can call God, who created us in His/Her/Its image.
QuoteFreeman said answering whether he was an atheist or agnostic was "hard" because the actor thinks "we invented God."
"So if I believe in God, and I do, it's because I think I'm God," he said.
He couldn't be more wrong. I'm god.
Hahaha
I'm surprised Asmo hasn't responded by now :)
Quote from: Firebird on June 10, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
I'm surprised Asmo hasn't responded by now :)
Asmo is just some pretender, even though he rolls deep. ;D
Quote from: Crow on June 10, 2012, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: Firebird on June 10, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
I'm surprised Asmo hasn't responded by now :)
Asmo is just some pretender, even though he rolls deep. ;D
Rolling in the deep is a pretty good song. God approves. Yes, God speaks of Himself in the third person. If Deion Sanders can do it, so can God.
I'm god, and so's my wife!
Always look on the bright side of life.
;)
You fools. I knew that this topic was going to be posted. Clearly, my omipotence means that I'm god.
Maybe the Greeks were right, there's more than one god. And we're all gods. In which case, I am the God of fans of Twilight, since that will give me the power to punish them all.
Oh! If we're claiming things to be The God Of, I want to be the God of 80's Memorabilia.
Quote from: Firebird on June 11, 2012, 09:04:04 PM
In which case, I am the God of fans of Twilight, since that will give me the power to punish them all.
Well you better insert Blade into the next book/film, otherwise you're a crappy god.
[edit: your/you're they get on my nerves.]
I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 12, 2012, 12:31:02 AM
I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.
And now we know why she created shadows.
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 12, 2012, 12:31:02 AM
I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.
But you can't be god. You exist.
Quote from: Crow on June 12, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 12, 2012, 12:31:02 AM
I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.
But you can't be god. You exist.
So because of an avatar and words on this website, you think she exists? She exists because the website says so, and on the website she says she's god, and since she frequents this website it contains god's word, and god's word seems to imply that she exists. Nice.
Seems to me the oldest one must be god. ;D
^^It would seem that way, but only because you don't realize that I just created you to be older than me. I work in mysterious ways.
People please, please! We're straying from the original truth.
Anyone who's seen Bruce Almighty has seen clearly that even if Morgan Freeman isn't god, he should be.
I am not God. I am not all seeing, knowing, or powerful. I am also way to lazy to be God. You are fortunate as I am also not totally benevelant and thus can't punish all of youse little people in the manner that you deserve. Did I really write all this down. Does this button erase this
Quote from: Crow on June 12, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 12, 2012, 12:31:02 AM
I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.
But you can't be god. You exist.
I like this response a lot XD LOL
Quote from: markmcdaniel on June 12, 2012, 07:06:56 PM
I am not God. I am not all seeing, knowing, or powerful. I am also way to lazy to be God. You are fortunate as I am also not totally benevelant and thus can't punish all of youse little people in the manner that you deserve. Did I really write all this down. Does this button erase this
But how do you know you're not god, maybe you farted as a baby and was so powerful that all being materialised into existence but were too long to remember it. So you go around thinking your not god but perhaps you really are.
Hey! The Big Bang was a divine fart - there's a good line for the creationists. :D
Quote from: OldGit on June 15, 2012, 09:31:50 AM
Hey! The Big Bang was a divine fart - there's a good line for the creationists. :D
As you might imagine, there's a GIF for that (actually several of the same scene).
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.damnomg.com%2Fpics%2F3%2Fgod-farts-universe-6649.gif&hash=656720817b793a2cfe20f17d807256612442b1c8)
While searching for the above I discovered something that I hadn't encountered before: Crepitus, the alleged Roman god of flatulence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crepitus_(mythology))
Quote from: Recusant on June 15, 2012, 05:31:18 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.damnomg.com%2Fpics%2F3%2Fgod-farts-universe-6649.gif&hash=656720817b793a2cfe20f17d807256612442b1c8)
Ahhh that must be the "spark" AD was referring to in another thread :D
Quote from: Crow on June 15, 2012, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: Recusant on June 15, 2012, 05:31:18 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.damnomg.com%2Fpics%2F3%2Fgod-farts-universe-6649.gif&hash=656720817b793a2cfe20f17d807256612442b1c8)
Ahhh that must be the "spark" AD was referring to in another thread :D
I love this ;D