Happy Burfdy! (Whichever day it is - you didn't say!)
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Happy new orbit day!!!
May you have many more orbits to celebrate!!! ;D
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!! :)
Thanks All!
It's on Tuesday.
I was going to host "Siz's 40th Toga Party Thread" where I was to offer Efood, Ebooze, Ecocaine and Esex. You may all suffer the inevitable Ehangover too, but if you can't take the heat... I've even laid on an Epolicecar for those getting overexcited and a bit punchy. And I was kinda hoping Guardian would lend his services at the door to help keep out the riffraff.
I've got some jobs for others too.
Git, I'd like you to be Maitre d'
Crow, will you DJ?
Tank - Logistics
Joe - MC
Ami - Madam
Ali, SD, DJ - Naked mixologists
BCE - Food
Vinnie - Stew
TMP - Ents manager
Buddy - Chief Hostess
Anti - Dance leader
SPx - Cloakroom bunny
Asmo - Staff
AD - Gimp (rubber provided)
Bruce - Chill-room host
Whitney - Creche nanny
Stevil - BBQ chef
McQ, Tom 62 - Sweep-up executives
Any more suggestions or roll exchanges?
Have a good time!
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 01, 2012, 02:29:33 PM
Ali, SD, DJ - Naked mixologists
I make a mean screwdriver. I hope you all like eorangejuice!
Everyone knows that eorangejuice's only purpose is to be an evodka delivery system. *nods solemnly* I'll make the eMargaritas. I juice the elimes myself.
(uh, what's a "creche nanny"???)
Happy Pre-Lated Birthday!
MC-Joe in da hizouse!
(now, where's my MoTown collection?)
Quote from: joeactor on June 01, 2012, 04:17:51 PM
(uh, what's a "creche nanny"???)
Happy Pre-Lated Birthday!
MC-Joe in da hizouse!
(now, where's my MoTown collection?)
Now, don't get carried away Joe - you da MC, not da DJ!
Hey, Joe. Your avatar reminds me of a piece of artwork I saw at a clients' house once. I took a photo so you all could be as disturbed as I was:
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Happy birthday Siz!
I laughed out loud when I saw mine and Vinnie's jobs.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 01, 2012, 04:42:51 PM
Hey, Joe. Your avatar reminds me of a piece of artwork I saw at a clients' house once. I took a photo so you all could be as disturbed as I was:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/246822_10150209420728492_609968491_7338560_8328108_n.jpg)
:o
Thanks. I'm going to be screaming in my sleep tonight over that picture.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 01, 2012, 04:42:51 PM
Hey, Joe. Your avatar reminds me of a piece of artwork I saw at a clients' house once. I took a photo so you all could be as disturbed as I was:
(photo removed out of human decency)
Yeeeecccchhhh...
Ok, my guy was from a creepy game called "Fragile Dreams", but somehow you've outcreeped him...
Thaks, Siz, MC I shall be ....
My Lords, Laydees hand Gennlemen, please be upstanding ......
Happy B'day Scissors! :D
Instead of naked, can we wear shiny bikinis? :)
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That is perfect xDD
Aww wow! Two Ents (I like what you did there) and 2 filthy chicks?! For me??
I'm welling up...
Smart party hat too!
'Peekaboo' bikinis permissible, SD, but wear dark colours - that mud doesn't come out easy.
So just what does the Madam do?
Encourage folks to mingle and screw?
Does she merely show them to the loo?
Sciz, happy, happy birthday to YOU!! ;D
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Hope it's an awesome day!
Quote from: Amicale on June 02, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
So just what does the Madam do?
Encourage folks to mingle and screw?
Does she merely show them to the loo?
Sciz, happy, happy birthday to YOU!!
Hope it's an awesome day!
Cheers Ami.
Where'd you get that photo? That was from my modelling days during my '20s tranny phase. Suits me, huh?! ;D
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 02, 2012, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: Amicale on June 02, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
So just what does the Madam do?
Encourage folks to mingle and screw?
Does she merely show them to the loo?
Sciz, happy, happy birthday to YOU!!
Hope it's an awesome day!
Cheers Ami.
Where'd you get that photo? That was from my modelling days during my '20s tranny phase. Suits me, huh?! ;D
Damn. Sexy! '20s scissorlegs trannies steam up the runway. You must have looked real sharp. And flashy. And pointy.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)
Looking forward to a friendly mud rumble.
:)
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 02, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)
Looking forward to a friendly mud rumble.
:)
*gets a seat in the front row*
*holds flashy signs cheering you both on*
:D
Quote from: Amicale on June 02, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 02, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)
Looking forward to a friendly mud rumble.
:)
*gets a seat in the front row*
*holds flashy signs cheering you both on*
:D
Too bad this can't happen irl. Lol :)
You can have a virtual contest on Skype. :D
Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
You can have a virtual contest on Skype. :D
I am going comp shopping today. So excited!!
Hope y'all enjoyed the eWrestling and your eHangovers are well in hand.
I had a great day today - out cycling in morning, then a delicious lunch spread layed out by the kids of cold meats, continental cheeses and various pickles and chutneys. Then pressie opening - a watch, a new heartrate monitor some Italian liquorice and a weekend winetasting and gourmet dining in Devon (for September). And that's on top of the new road bike I took possession of last month. I'm a happy bunny!
Check out the cool wrapping paper...
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Sounds like you had a great ebirthday and your family spoiled you rotten. Well done, them! :) I like the wrapping paper too. Unfortunately, I had too much ewine and fell down and sprained my ewrist. Who do I send the emedical bill to?
Happy Birthday Scissorlegs!
the Gimp.
Well, at least no one at the eParty started an eBrawl so I didn't have to kick any eAss.
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Sounds like you had a great ebirthday and your family spoiled you rotten. Well done, them! :) I like the wrapping paper too. Unfortunately, I had too much ewine and fell down and sprained my ewrist. Who do I send the emedical bill to?
My ecountant?
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 05, 2012, 07:41:12 PM
Quote from: Ali link=topic=10094.msg174893#msg17hr]4893 date=1338917360]
Sounds like you had a great ebirthday and your family spoiled you rotten. Well done, them! :) I like the wrapping paper too. Unfortunately, I had too much ewine and fell down and sprained my ewrist. Who do I send the emedical bill to?
My ecountant?
*High fives Siz* That made me LOL. I love puns.
NO!!! >:(
Asmo be disco ball or he aint coming. >:(
Is....Asmo......sparkley? I always pictured him a a matte gray ball, not a shiny mirrored gray ball. Are you shiny and pretty? *Ali raises a tentative hand to bat at Asmo and make him spin and reflect*
Quote from: Ali on June 05, 2012, 10:53:34 PM
Is....Asmo......sparkley? I always pictured him a a matte gray ball, not a shiny mirrored gray ball. Are you shiny and pretty? *Ali raises a tentative hand to bat at Asmo and make him spin and reflect*
*Amicale starts dancing and bopping around like the dork she is, under the shiny spinning reflections from the Asmoball of Awesomeness*
Ah, but you see, The Asmo has this hoodie with lotsa tiny mirrors attached to the surface. :D
Is it the same hoodie you were hiding under during our last meet up? ;D Cause from where I was sitting, all I could see was hoodie and then glowy menacing eyes like a racoon peeking out of a trashcan. ;D ;D ;D
Happy Birthday.
Here are some new legs to help with your future rides, you might be out though for a bit as the transplant process requires a few months of recovery before you can use them.
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How... unsettling.
Quote from: Crow on June 05, 2012, 11:14:06 PM
Happy Birthday.
Here are some new legs to help with your future rides, you might be out though for a bit as the transplant process requires a few months of recovery before you can use them.
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Ah, so thoughtful, Crow. Thanks. But I can't imagine what makes you think I dont already got a pair of those? :-\
Love the merchandising though. Is ALL that included?
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 06, 2012, 12:10:47 AM
Ah, so thoughtful, Crow. Thanks. But I can't imagine what makes you think I dont already got a pair of those? :-\
Love the merchandising though. Is ALL that included?
Typical! Lucky I kept the rest of Chris Hoy but I think he might want the gear back.
Quote from: Crow on June 06, 2012, 12:35:57 AM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 06, 2012, 12:10:47 AM
Ah, so thoughtful, Crow. Thanks. But I can't imagine what makes you think I dont already got a pair of those? :-\
Love the merchandising though. Is ALL that included?
Typical! Lucky I kept the rest of Chris Hoy but I think he might want the gear back.
Actually, I could fit two of my sizlegs in one of those. Same for the 'gear', sadly... :D
It's your 40th soon isn't it Crow?
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 06, 2012, 12:58:14 AM
It's your 40th soon isn't it Crow?
in approximately 15 years time.
Quote from: Crow on June 06, 2012, 01:04:14 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 06, 2012, 12:58:14 AM
It's your 40th soon isn't it Crow?
in approximately 15 years time.
Apologies young Dude. That was TFL....
Happy birthday! I am going to get you some construction paper and Elmer's glue so you can make arts & crafts! Look ma no hands ;D
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 07, 2012, 05:46:23 PM
Happy birthday! I am going to get you some construction paper and Elmer's glue so you can make arts & crafts! Look ma no hands ;D
Cheers Anti, very complementary gift to my significant sliciferous skills.
Now, as our nominated lord-of-the-dance, tap us out a jig to get us going...
Sadly I do not tap. I have never mentioned this before as it is a painful subject, but I was born with garden shears for legs :'(
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 07, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Sadly I do not tap. I have never mentioned this before as it is a painful subject, but I was born with garden shears for legs :'(
B R O T H E R ! ! ! ? :o