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Title: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Crocoduck on May 23, 2012, 12:08:29 AM
It's about time!

MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing (http://www.fastcoexist.com/1679878/mits-freaky-non-stick-coating-keeps-ketchup-flowing)

QuoteWhen it comes to those last globs of ketchup inevitably stuck to every bottle of Heinz, most people either violently shake the container in hopes of eking out another drop or two, or perform the "secret" trick: smacking the "57" logo on the bottle's neck. But not MIT PhD candidate Dave Smith. He and a team of mechanical engineers and nano-technologists at the Varanasi Research Group have been held up in an MIT lab for the last two months addressing this common dining problem.
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Buddy on May 23, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
We could be curing cancer and and AIDS, but no, we're developing easy use ketchup.  :D
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: ThinkAnarchy on May 23, 2012, 01:30:49 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 23, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
We could be curing cancer and and AIDS, but no, we're developing easy use ketchup.  :D

I don't yet have cancer or aids, but I do have a nearly empty ketchup bottle with valuable ketchup left in it. I say go MIT. You can work on cancer and AIDs when I come down with those diseases.  ;D
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 23, 2012, 01:30:49 AM
I don't yet have cancer or aids, but I do have a nearly empty ketchup bottle with valuable ketchup left in it. I say go MIT. You can work on cancer and AIDs when I come down with those diseases.  ;D

I use the leave bottle upside down method and any residue is left as an offering to the FSM, I think he implies an offering in the absence of an explicit naming of an alternate deity.

So far my offerings have kept me free of those diseases, I fear for the well being of those who cheat the gods of their due.

You can get saucy stuff in tubes now not just toothpaste, we do indeed live in a time of flux and change...
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Crocoduck on May 23, 2012, 04:06:22 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 23, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
We could be curing cancer and and AIDS, but no, we're developing easy use ketchup.  :D

The people who worked on this were mechanical engineers, I don't think many of them work on cancer or AIDS.
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 04:26:01 AM
Tomatoes are known to have anti cancer properties so research into more efficient tomato consumption must be given due respect.
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Crocoduck on May 23, 2012, 04:45:42 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 04:26:01 AM
Tomatoes are known to have anti cancer properties so research into more efficient tomato consumption must be given due respect.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM tasty tasty lycopene.

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Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Sweetdeath on May 23, 2012, 05:54:34 AM
What a pointless waste of time. ::)
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 05:59:16 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 23, 2012, 05:54:34 AM
What a pointless waste of time. ::)

Luddite  ;)
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Sweetdeath on May 23, 2012, 06:01:13 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 05:59:16 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 23, 2012, 05:54:34 AM
What a pointless waste of time. ::)

Luddite  ;)


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Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Tank on May 23, 2012, 10:00:28 AM
Quote from: Crocoduck on May 23, 2012, 04:06:22 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 23, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
We could be curing cancer and and AIDS, but no, we're developing easy use ketchup.  :D

The people who worked on this were mechanical engineers, I don't think many of them work on cancer or AIDS.
Not directly but we have no idea what combination of technologies will come together in the future. If this stuff were used as a coating on miniature devises it may facilitate the introduction of resident monitoring robots within the gut. 
Title: Re: MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
Post by: Tank on May 23, 2012, 10:01:23 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 23, 2012, 06:01:13 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 05:59:16 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 23, 2012, 05:54:34 AM
What a pointless waste of time. ::)

Luddite  ;)


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Luddite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite)