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Title: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: musicality on May 12, 2012, 10:24:36 AM
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So i have a tumblr...and I follow atheists on there...along with all the funny little gifs that help me procrastinate throughout the day...but I found this one person who posts this. This person "prays" for all the atheist posts on tumblr which is kind of funny. But here is one post that I thought was quite interesting.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 12, 2012, 02:01:39 PM
So this guy knows about Asmo apparently.
Well they were bound to find out sooner or later.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Ali on May 12, 2012, 03:03:56 PM
I always suspect that those theists that ramble on about "bondage" have a gimp suit in their closet that they'd just love to see me in.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: musicality on May 12, 2012, 06:39:32 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spaceg.com%2Fmultimedia%2Fcollection%2Fanimals%2Fduckies%2Fduckie%2520bondage.gif&hash=14a54ca9506db1aceb6ec5bb04e764a46a95303e)

idk...i think this person has a point though...kinda like this bondage idea :D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Tank on May 12, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Don't get me started on bondage! I'll tie you up in knots :)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: ThinkAnarchy on May 12, 2012, 07:06:34 PM
Why do all these things sound like they were written by an 8 year old? Are they fakes made by atheists who simply want to make fun of Christians, or is it simply another example of, "an empty wagon makes the most noise"?
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: En_Route on May 12, 2012, 07:21:55 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.

Non-mainstream is how we practitioners prefer to allude to it.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Sandra Craft on May 12, 2012, 07:41:45 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 12, 2012, 06:39:32 PM
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idk...i think this person has a point though...kinda like this bondage idea :D

Well now I'm scarred for life.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Don't get me started on bondage! I'll tie you up in knots :)

*fans self* Ooooh the possibilities there... ;)

Knots, though? No need, fuzzy handcuffs do the trick.  ;D

*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*

Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Sweetdeath on May 12, 2012, 10:14:15 PM
I like bondage. Maybe that says something about me xD
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Tank on May 12, 2012, 10:43:16 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Don't get me started on bondage! I'll tie you up in knots :)

*fans self* Ooooh the possibilities there... ;)

Knots, though? No need, fuzzy handcuffs do the trick.  ;D

*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*
Except the one with the grin and the whip  :o
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 10:43:16 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Don't get me started on bondage! I'll tie you up in knots :)

*fans self* Ooooh the possibilities there... ;)

Knots, though? No need, fuzzy handcuffs do the trick.  ;D

*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*
Except the one with the grin and the whip  :o

Mine might be bigger. Grin or whip, take your pick.  ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Tank on May 12, 2012, 11:31:01 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 10:43:16 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Don't get me started on bondage! I'll tie you up in knots :)

*fans self* Ooooh the possibilities there... ;)

Knots, though? No need, fuzzy handcuffs do the trick.  ;D

*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*
Except the one with the grin and the whip  :o

Mine might be bigger. Grin or whip, take your pick.  ;D
You can grin. I'll have the whip  :D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 11:46:07 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 11:31:01 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 10:43:16 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
Bondage? ooOoOoo kinky.
Don't get me started on bondage! I'll tie you up in knots :)

*fans self* Ooooh the possibilities there... ;)

Knots, though? No need, fuzzy handcuffs do the trick.  ;D

*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*
Except the one with the grin and the whip  :o

Mine might be bigger. Grin or whip, take your pick.  ;D
You can grin. I'll have the whip  :D

Why, Mr. Tank! I do believe your guns are blazing both barrels today. ;)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Sweetdeath on May 12, 2012, 11:54:28 PM
This thread just got awesome.  ;)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: musicality on May 13, 2012, 12:21:09 AM
I smell leather emanating from this thread... ;)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Ali on May 13, 2012, 01:08:10 AM
My goodness!  I do believe this thread has given me the vapors.  I'm back to picturing Tank as Girls School Head Master.  Now with Naughty Admin, Amicale.  *fans self*
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Buddy on May 13, 2012, 07:01:26 PM
Well, I decided to pop in to see what this thread was about. I'll just be going now.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 13, 2012, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 13, 2012, 07:01:26 PM
Well, I decided to pop in to see what this thread was about. I'll just be going now.

Sorry for scaring you off, Buddy.  :) I forget sometimes that a lot of people in the world are way more innocent than I am.  ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Buddy on May 13, 2012, 08:17:44 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 13, 2012, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 13, 2012, 07:01:26 PM
Well, I decided to pop in to see what this thread was about. I'll just be going now.

Sorry for scaring you off, Buddy.  :) I forget sometimes that a lot of people in the world are way more innocent than I am.  ;D

Oh no, I'm quite the pervert. I just don't. Show it much here because I'm supposed to be the innocent 16 year old. ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Tank on May 13, 2012, 08:34:55 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 13, 2012, 08:17:44 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 13, 2012, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 13, 2012, 07:01:26 PM
Well, I decided to pop in to see what this thread was about. I'll just be going now.

Sorry for scaring you off, Buddy.  :) I forget sometimes that a lot of people in the world are way more innocent than I am.  ;D

Oh no, I'm quite the pervert. I just don't. Show it much here because I'm supposed to be the innocent 16 year old. ;D
And please keep it that way until you're 18!
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Buddy on May 13, 2012, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 13, 2012, 08:34:55 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 13, 2012, 08:17:44 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 13, 2012, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 13, 2012, 07:01:26 PM
Well, I decided to pop in to see what this thread was about. I'll just be going now.

Sorry for scaring you off, Buddy.  :) I forget sometimes that a lot of people in the world are way more innocent than I am.  ;D

Oh no, I'm quite the pervert. I just don't. Show it much here because I'm supposed to be the innocent 16 year old. ;D
And please keep it that way until you're 18!

Aww you're no fun. :P
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Firebird on May 14, 2012, 05:26:07 AM
You people are twisted.
Don't ever change ;)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Sweetdeath on May 15, 2012, 02:26:09 AM
16 is old enough xP
I seriously dont think  anyone is innocent past 5 or 6yrs old. :P
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Buddy on May 15, 2012, 02:58:19 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 15, 2012, 02:26:09 AM
16 is old enough xP
I seriously dont think  anyone is innocent past 5 or 6yrs old. :P

Seriously, you should see my friends and me. Our conversations are anything but innocent! :D It's all in good fun though. We're all still single and virgins. XD
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Firebird on May 15, 2012, 03:19:35 AM
Speaking from experience, I think people are generally worse at that age :)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 15, 2012, 03:21:17 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 15, 2012, 02:58:19 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 15, 2012, 02:26:09 AM
16 is old enough xP
I seriously dont think  anyone is innocent past 5 or 6yrs old. :P

Seriously, you should see my friends and me. Our conversations are anything but innocent! :D It's all in good fun though. We're all still single and virgins. XD

Keep having those fun, non-innocent conversations minus all the other insanity and drama as long as you can.  ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: musicality on May 15, 2012, 07:00:30 AM
LOL this has nothing to do with the original post that I put on here. I love it.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: En_Route on May 15, 2012, 10:55:04 AM
Quote from: musicality on May 15, 2012, 07:00:30 AM
LOL this has nothing to do with the original post that I put on here. I love it.

Yeah, let's get back to bondage.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2012, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: En_Route on May 15, 2012, 10:55:04 AM
Yeah, let's get back to bondage.

OK

"Australian bond future prices have risen to their highest level ever amid fears Greece's political crisis could see it exit the euro zone.

At 0830 AEST on Tuesday, the 10-year bond futures contract was trading at 96.840, (implying a yield of 3.160 per cent), a record high, up from 96.765 (3.235 per cent) on Monday.

The June three-year bond futures contract was at 97.430 (2.570 per cent), up from 97.380 (2.620 per cent).
Earlier the contract hit a record high of 97.440 (2.560 per cent)."
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: En_Route on May 15, 2012, 12:40:53 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2012, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: En_Route on May 15, 2012, 10:55:04 AM
Yeah, let's get back to bondage.

OK

"Australian bond future prices have risen to their highest level ever amid fears Greece's political crisis could see it exit the euro zone.

At 0830 AEST on Tuesday, the 10-year bond futures contract was trading at 96.840, (implying a yield of 3.160 per cent), a record high, up from 96.765 (3.235 per cent) on Monday.

The June three-year bond futures contract was at 97.430 (2.570 per cent), up from 97.380 (2.620 per cent).
Earlier the contract hit a record high of 97.440 (2.560 per cent)."

I love it when you talk dirty.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on May 15, 2012, 02:13:20 PM
Bond-age?
;D

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn3.digitaltrends.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fjames_bond_craig_junio2006.jpg&hash=2c0c3721c5c76355c13dc17b9fa79f9e93294cc5)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: En_Route on May 15, 2012, 02:29:14 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 15, 2012, 02:13:20 PM
Bond-age?
;D

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn3.digitaltrends.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fjames_bond_craig_junio2006.jpg&hash=2c0c3721c5c76355c13dc17b9fa79f9e93294cc5)


I hope nobody makes any crude jests about shooting.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
Any sexual banter in public or in private between adults and minors on this forum is no acceptable. Whether one likes it or not there are laws in place in the UK concerning 'Grooming'. As a UK citizen and an administrator of this forum if I were seen to condone, facilitate or support Grooming I could end up in very serious trouble irrespective of where the forum is hosted.

I may be being paranoid but it's my arse on the line here. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Tank
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on May 15, 2012, 04:42:18 PM
Daniel Craig and I are both of legal age  ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2012, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 15, 2012, 04:42:18 PM
Daniel Craig and I are both of legal age  ;D
AFAIK Daniel Craig isn't a member here  ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on May 15, 2012, 05:03:16 PM
He could be! maybe... someday...
And then you'll have to break out your mod red to prevent me some of the adult members from sexually harassing him some of the other adult members. But we'll let you cross that moderation bridge when you get to it.

In short, I don't envy you.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: En_Route on May 15, 2012, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
Any sexual banter in public or in private between adults and minors on this forum is no acceptable. Whether one likes it or not there are laws in place in the UK concerning 'Grooming'. As a UK citizen and an administrator of this forum if I were seen to condone, facilitate or support Grooming I could end up in very serious trouble irrespective of where the forum is hosted.

I may be being paranoid but it's my arse on the line here. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Tank

I think you have  formed a total misconception of the scope of the laws on grooming. Of course, you can insist on any rules you choose and  better safe than sorry.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Ali on May 15, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
Now that I've given up trying to make Asmo blush, I'm not planning on sexually harassing anyone on this form except Tank. For the record.  ;D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on May 15, 2012, 06:19:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on May 15, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
Now that I've given up trying to make Asmo blush, I'm not planning on sexually harassing anyone on this form except Tank. For the record.  ;D

Not even me? I'm disappointed.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Ali on May 15, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
Okay, okay, you & Tank, but THAT'S IT. *crosses arms*
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 15, 2012, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: Ali on May 15, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
Okay, okay, you & Tank, but THAT'S IT. *crosses arms*

*bats eyelashes* Me tooooooo???
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: OldGit on May 15, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
I can't remember the last time anybody sexually harassed me.  (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2Ffsm_cry.gif&hash=29c5ff7fb1770ae326ded144bfa876b5ffdba0f2)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 15, 2012, 07:39:48 PM
Quote from: OldGit on May 15, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
I can't remember the last time anybody sexually harassed me.  (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2Ffsm_cry.gif&hash=29c5ff7fb1770ae326ded144bfa876b5ffdba0f2)

It's okay. Just remember. You're too sexy for your spoon.  ;D That's why it's on a string.
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Asmodean on May 15, 2012, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*
*Rigs up a concealed camera*

Is gonna be filthy rich, The Asmo is, when he sells the vid on the Interwebs. Fabulously wealthy.  :D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 15, 2012, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 15, 2012, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 12, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
*watches all the folks on HAF run screaming*
*Rigs up a concealed camera*

Is gonna be filthy rich, The Asmo is, when he sells the vid on the Interwebs. Fabulously wealthy.  :D

I may or may not have already concealed one. Or two.  ;)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Guardian85 on May 15, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
Hmmm. And here I thought I was a pervert...  (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fserve.mysmiley.net%2Frolleye%2Frolleye0016.gif&hash=6125bfe935eeed2120007614fdf382508e4adaa2) (http://www.blueislandsdiving.com)
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: Amicale on May 16, 2012, 02:24:13 AM
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 15, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
Hmmm. And here I thought I was a pervert...  (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fserve.mysmiley.net%2Frolleye%2Frolleye0016.gif&hash=6125bfe935eeed2120007614fdf382508e4adaa2) (http://www.blueislandsdiving.com)

I've had people tell me "I didn't know you had such a dirty mind! You look so nerdy and innocent!"

This is usually followed by me cracking up laughing. I guess it's true what they say: watch out for the nerds, they're the ones who surprise you.  :D
Title: Re: Faith = Atheism LOL
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 16, 2012, 05:18:18 AM
Quote from: OldGit on May 15, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
I can't remember the last time anybody sexually harassed me.  (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2Ffsm_cry.gif&hash=29c5ff7fb1770ae326ded144bfa876b5ffdba0f2)

Ah never mind, as these things progress you start to remember long past encounters as if they happened just a moment ago.