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Title: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 21, 2012, 01:49:24 AM
I just found this on the Channel 4 website and thought it was quite amusing. Its a citizenship test based off the official "life in the UK" test which is required for British citizenship. I'm not sure if it will work with people that aren't in the UK but hey just give it a go.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/make-bradford-british/articles/channel-4-citizenship-test

I was accepted at 88% correct.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on February 21, 2012, 02:31:17 AM
Wow, I totally flunked that one.  I didn't realize how little I knew about being in the UK!

I did, however, get 18/20 in this: How Canadian are you, eh (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/games/how-canadian-are-you-eh/index.asp)? quiz.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Sandra Craft on February 21, 2012, 02:42:13 AM
42%.  I suck at being British.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Ali on February 21, 2012, 02:47:13 AM
6/24.  Oops!
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Sandra Craft on February 21, 2012, 02:53:12 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on February 21, 2012, 02:31:17 AM
Wow, I totally flunked that one.  I didn't realize how little I knew about being in the UK!

I did, however, get 18/20 in this: How Canadian are you, eh (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/games/how-canadian-are-you-eh/index.asp)? quiz.

Only 30%, or 6/20.  That's embarrassing, Canada is right next door!
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 21, 2012, 03:00:20 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on February 21, 2012, 02:31:17 AM
Wow, I totally flunked that one.  I didn't realize how little I knew about being in the UK!

I did, however, get 18/20 in this: How Canadian are you, eh (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/games/how-canadian-are-you-eh/index.asp)? quiz.

Damn! I had no idea what half of those questions were except for the obvious ones. I got 6 out of 20.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 21, 2012, 04:08:38 AM
9/24, it's not my fault I failed, British society is counter intuitive.
I did bet heavily on the lower-left options.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Dobermonster on February 21, 2012, 04:48:42 AM
80% on the Canadian test (phew . . . that's not embarassing, right?)

25% on the British test (that one is).

And wtf is a 'television license'?
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Sandra Craft on February 21, 2012, 05:25:51 AM
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 21, 2012, 04:48:42 AM
And wtf is a 'television license'?

One of the many I took a wild guess at.  I was wondering if it was a trick questions.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tom62 on February 21, 2012, 05:39:23 AM
I flunked the test with 42%
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 21, 2012, 05:52:35 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 21, 2012, 05:25:51 AM
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 21, 2012, 04:48:42 AM
And wtf is a 'television license'?

One of the many I took a wild guess at.  I was wondering if it was a trick questions.


No its not a trick, the fee is supposed to be for the BBC I think.
Why they just don't scrap it and raise the rate of another tax I don't know.  I can imagine reasons but they don't seem valid to me, maybe when only rich people had TVs it would have been fair.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 21, 2012, 06:17:40 AM
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 21, 2012, 04:48:42 AM
And wtf is a 'television license'?

If you watch TV broadcast be it on a TV, computer, smart phone, or tablet devise you pay a license fee (£145 there about and changes dependent upon certain circumstances) it funds the BBC TV, radio and internet content. I don't really mind paying for it as the BBC has generally good content however there are many people that hate it.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: history_geek on February 21, 2012, 07:51:23 AM
33% Brit
7/20 Canadian

...well bugger.

Wait, there's countries without a tv license?! :o
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:42:42 AM
38% British  >:( Fucking stupid test!
50% Canadian!  :D
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Quote from: Crow on February 21, 2012, 06:17:40 AM
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 21, 2012, 04:48:42 AM
And wtf is a 'television license'?

If you watch TV broadcast be it on a TV, computer, smart phone, or tablet devise you pay a license fee (£145 there about and changes dependent upon certain circumstances) it funds the BBC TV, radio and internet content. I don't really mind paying for it as the BBC has generally good content however there are many people that hate it.
Over the years the science and natural history output has almost been worth the license fee all on it's own.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Siz on February 21, 2012, 09:03:56 AM
42% British,
35% Canadian
Guess I'm not welcome anywhere.

Still, it's nice to know that idiots like me aren't being let into the country!

+1 for the BBC. One of the few value-for-money taxes in this country.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Too Few Lions on February 21, 2012, 10:03:19 AM
12/24 not great given I'm British! Stiill, most of the questions weren't about anything I'm interested in.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on February 21, 2012, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:42:42 AM
38% British  >:( Fucking stupid test!
50% Canadian!  :D

one of us! one of us!

I was also totally baffled by the "Television License" question. WTH!
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Siz on February 21, 2012, 02:10:48 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on February 21, 2012, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:42:42 AM
38% British  >:( Fucking stupid test!
50% Canadian!  :D

one of us! one of us!

I was also totally baffled by the "Television License" question. WTH!

Ahh, the joys of TV and Radio without adverts...
[smug sigh]
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Ali on February 21, 2012, 02:19:01 PM
Haha, I knew about the television license because I love The Young Ones and there is an episode where Vyvyan eats the "telly" because they haven't got a license and the television inspector was there (are there really television inspectors?)  Hahahahahahahaha, he was all "It's a toaster." when she asked if he had eaten the "telly" because he had a cord hanging out of his mouth.

I love that show.

I think my love of British shows from the 80's should automatically add a couple of points to my "Are you British enough" score.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Willow on February 21, 2012, 03:17:24 PM
67%  Kick me out now.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Siz on February 21, 2012, 03:59:43 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 21, 2012, 02:19:01 PM
Haha, I knew about the television license because I love The Young Ones and there is an episode where Vyvyan eats the "telly" because they haven't got a license and the television inspector was there (are there really television inspectors?

There sure are. Basically they have records of everyone who has a TV license (which should be +/- every household, right?!). They then systematically send lots of threatening letters to the errant addresses and follow them up (eventually) with personal visits. Of course, unless you actually let them in (which you're within your rights to refuse) and SEE your TV there's not a lot they can do to prove you need a license. It seems fairly easy to avoid paying it, but if you are caught (e.g by having the TV visible from a front window) it's a big fine. Not really worth the worry really.

We have 100ish channels at home and we end up on BBC for 90% of our viewing time.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Ali on February 21, 2012, 04:24:50 PM
Or you could just eat your telly when the inspector shows up.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Whitney on February 21, 2012, 05:45:54 PM
7/24 guessed on all of them.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 21, 2012, 07:53:02 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Over the years the science and natural history output has almost been worth the license fee all on it's own.

Totally agree. I cant even really think of any good science shows that weren't funded by the BBC, with the only exception I can think of being the Japanese program SCIENCE ZERO.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 11:10:49 PM
Being Irish, I deliberately got all the answers wrong.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Reprobate on February 21, 2012, 11:40:14 PM
38% Bitish and 70% Canadian. It helps that a lot of the Canadian questions are closely related to US history. Do I get bonus points for speaking French?  :D
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 22, 2012, 07:52:01 AM
Quote from: Crow on February 21, 2012, 07:53:02 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Over the years the science and natural history output has almost been worth the license fee all on it's own.

Totally agree. I cant even really think of any good science shows that weren't funded by the BBC, with the only exception I can think of being the Japanese program SCIENCE ZERO.
Anglia television "Survival" is the only one that comes to mind.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 22, 2012, 08:49:41 AM
I still have to get around to watching The Ascent of Man again, Bronowski is such a cool character.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Guardian85 on February 22, 2012, 09:22:38 AM
9/24.
But norwegians don't move to England. When we go there it is to plunder and pillage!   ;D
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 22, 2012, 09:28:02 AM
Quote from: Whitney on February 21, 2012, 05:45:54 PM
7/24 guessed on all of them.

Same, for the British one!

For the Canadian one, got 18/20 correct. Mixed up a couple dates, but remembered the actual events, which is typical of me.  :P
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 22, 2012, 12:39:50 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 22, 2012, 09:28:02 AM
For the Canadian one, got 18/20 correct. Mixed up a couple dates, but remembered the actual events, which is typical of me.  :P

Hey what?
The Canadian quiz had 4287 questions, can someone with so little perseverance be accepted as a true Canadian?
How is such a one going to survive the long winters trapped in their cabin till the thaw frees them, with only seal oil for the lamp, seal flipper for the pie, seal fur blanket and seal companion for the bed?  The old ways pass away and no one listens to those who see we are slipping into something, I forgot what but be assured you won't like it.  
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on February 22, 2012, 01:35:24 PM
Quote from: Reprobate on February 21, 2012, 11:40:14 PM
38% Bitish and 70% Canadian. It helps that a lot of the Canadian questions are closely related to US history. Do I get bonus points for speaking French?  :D

Yes you do, considering I live 5 minutes away from the Quebec border, my father was born in Montreal, I took french in school, but I can barely speak a word of it.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 22, 2012, 06:14:51 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 22, 2012, 12:39:50 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 22, 2012, 09:28:02 AM
For the Canadian one, got 18/20 correct. Mixed up a couple dates, but remembered the actual events, which is typical of me.  :P

Hey what?
The Canadian quiz had 4287 questions, can someone with so little perseverance be accepted as a true Canadian?
How is such a one going to survive the long winters trapped in their cabin till the thaw frees them, with only seal oil for the lamp, seal flipper for the pie, seal fur blanket and seal companion for the bed?  The old ways pass away and no one listens to those who see we are slipping into something, I forgot what but be assured you won't like it.  

:D

Thanks. I just nearly choked on my coffee as I read 'seal companion for the bed'.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: statichaos on February 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[

Same.  I'll just say that I am most certainly not British, despite my love of fish and chips, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: statichaos on February 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[

Same.  I'll just say that I am most certainly not British, despite my love of fish and chips, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey.

I love and know quite a bit about British culture. Obviously not as much as someone living there, but when it comes to cuisine, music, TV, comedy etc etc, I can probably hold my own. Clearly I'm hopeless when it comes to British government/fiscal etc details though.  :P
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 23, 2012, 11:43:39 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:19:11 PM
I love and know quite a bit about British culture. Obviously not as much as someone living there, but when it comes to cuisine, music, TV, comedy etc etc, I can probably hold my own. Clearly I'm hopeless when it comes to British government/fiscal etc details though.  :P

That sounds like a challenge to me.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:46:22 PM
Quote from: Crow on February 23, 2012, 11:43:39 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:19:11 PM
I love and know quite a bit about British culture. Obviously not as much as someone living there, but when it comes to cuisine, music, TV, comedy etc etc, I can probably hold my own. Clearly I'm hopeless when it comes to British government/fiscal etc details though.  :P

That sounds like a challenge to me.

Sorry, 'that sounds like a challenge' in the sense that you want to see what I know about British pop culture, or a challenge in the sense that it's unfortunate I don't know much about the British government/fiscal policies etc? :)

I'd definitely really enjoy a thread about the former, if we were rambling about British TV, food, music, comedy, etc etc. That'd be fun. If you're up for it, I'll start a thread.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 23, 2012, 11:52:12 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:46:22 PM
Quote from: Crow on February 23, 2012, 11:43:39 PM
That sounds like a challenge to me.
Sorry, 'that sounds like a challenge' in the sense that you want to see what I know about British pop culture, or a challenge in the sense that it's unfortunate I don't know much about the British government/fiscal policies etc? :)

I'd definitely really enjoy a thread about the former, if we were rambling about British TV, food, music, comedy, etc etc. That'd be fun. If you're up for it, I'll start a thread.

Yeah I was referring to the former, my apologies I should have been clearer. I would be up for it.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 24, 2012, 12:15:57 AM
Quote from: Crow on February 23, 2012, 11:52:12 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:46:22 PM
Quote from: Crow on February 23, 2012, 11:43:39 PM
That sounds like a challenge to me.
Sorry, 'that sounds like a challenge' in the sense that you want to see what I know about British pop culture, or a challenge in the sense that it's unfortunate I don't know much about the British government/fiscal policies etc? :)

I'd definitely really enjoy a thread about the former, if we were rambling about British TV, food, music, comedy, etc etc. That'd be fun. If you're up for it, I'll start a thread.

Yeah I was referring to the former, my apologies I should have been clearer. I would be up for it.

;D Please see: http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9413.0
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 24, 2012, 04:59:36 AM
Quote from: statichaos on February 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[

Same.  I'll just say that I am most certainly not British, despite my love of fish and chips, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey.
This post encapsulates why I get treated the way I do when I'm in the USA  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 24, 2012, 05:06:45 AM
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: statichaos on February 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[

Same.  I'll just say that I am most certainly not British, despite my love of fish and chips, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey.

I love and know quite a bit about British culture. Obviously not as much as someone living there, but when it comes to cuisine, music, TV, comedy etc etc, I can probably hold my own. Clearly I'm hopeless when it comes to British government/fiscal etc details though.  :P
I have an American friend, Will, who is a self confessed Anglophile and he puts my knowledge of English history to shame. I can name the following monarchs and know something about them Henry VIII, Elizabeth I, Victoria & Queen Elizabeth II. Oh and Charles I as he got his head cut off. But that's it. Will came over to stay and spent a week in London and his knowledge of English history was encyclopaedic. It was like having a walking Wikipedia with us! I was quite ashamed of myself. But our history teacher was a very left wing socialist so we learned about the Industrial Revolution etc. etc.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 24, 2012, 08:03:51 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 24, 2012, 05:06:45 AM
I have an American friend, Will, who is a self confessed Anglophile and he puts my knowledge of English history to shame. I can name the following monarchs and know something about them Henry VII, Elizabeth I, Victoria & Queen Elizabeth II.

I know Henry II is Peter O'Toole.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: statichaos on February 24, 2012, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 24, 2012, 04:59:36 AM
Quote from: statichaos on February 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[

Same.  I'll just say that I am most certainly not British, despite my love of fish and chips, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey.
This post encapsulates why I get treated the way I do when I'm in the USA  :D :D :D

Just be happy that I didn't get my impression of the culture from Dick Van Dyke as Bert the Chimney Sweep.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 24, 2012, 05:11:32 PM
Quote from: statichaos on February 24, 2012, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 24, 2012, 04:59:36 AM
Quote from: statichaos on February 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 23, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
I'm not going to share my result because it's too embarrassing. :-[

Same.  I'll just say that I am most certainly not British, despite my love of fish and chips, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey.
This post encapsulates why I get treated the way I do when I'm in the USA  :D :D :D

Just be happy that I didn't get my impression of the culture from Dick Van Dyke as Bert the Chimney Sweep.
Oh God yes!!

My wife was born in the heartland of the cockney accent and she has a voodoo doll she stick pins in for DvD!
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 24, 2012, 10:51:03 PM
I've only heard a bit of Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher, is she bothering anyone in the UK, I've only heard positive opinions, but then who could find fault with Meryl?
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 25, 2012, 07:05:12 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 24, 2012, 10:51:03 PM
I've only heard a bit of Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher, is she bothering anyone in the UK, I've only heard positive opinions, but then who could find fault with Meryl?

I really want to see this. I love Meryl Streep. She's amazing.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 25, 2012, 08:34:36 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 24, 2012, 10:51:03 PM
I've only heard a bit of Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher, is she bothering anyone in the UK, I've only heard positive opinions, but then who could find fault with Meryl?
Her portrail of Thatcher is very good, unfortunately. It brings back vivid memories of the woman who did more damage to the UK than Hitler ever did. She reduced the population to tax production units.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Melmoth on February 25, 2012, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: AmicaleI love and know quite a bit about British culture. Obviously not as much as someone living there, but when it comes to cuisine, music, TV, comedy etc etc, I can probably hold my own. Clearly I'm hopeless when it comes to British government/fiscal etc details though.  :P

That's a fair point. This isn't so much a test of British "culture" as British politics. And since British culture, at least presently, is one of political apathy, you should be counted as more British for doing badly in the test than for doing well. :D

Crow, you are no longer welcome in my country. You're too perversely well-informed. >:(
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 25, 2012, 12:00:44 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 25, 2012, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: AmicaleI love and know quite a bit about British culture. Obviously not as much as someone living there, but when it comes to cuisine, music, TV, comedy etc etc, I can probably hold my own. Clearly I'm hopeless when it comes to British government/fiscal etc details though.  :P

That's a fair point. This isn't so much a test of British "culture" as British politics. And since British culture, at least presently, is one of political apathy, you should be counted as more British for doing badly in the test than for doing well. :D

Crow, you are no longer welcome in my country. You're too perversely well-informed. >:(
But crow lives here (UK).
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on February 25, 2012, 12:33:16 PM
There was a test for would be Australians, it had sport questions.
I don't think there were any in the British test and don't recall any in the first three thousand Canadian questions but they did seem to blurr as they went on.....

Congratulations citizen, you know Bradman's average, and you embrace the perpetual reciprocal shout system, you'll fit in no worries.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Crow on February 25, 2012, 06:06:50 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 25, 2012, 10:53:18 AM
Crow, you are no longer welcome in my country. You're too perversely well-informed. >:(

I better pack my bags then. Though I did get Saint Georges day wrong and guessed more than a few that happened to be the right choice.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Buddy on February 25, 2012, 07:52:21 PM
I got a 54%. At least it was better than I expected!
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Tank on February 25, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 25, 2012, 07:52:21 PM
I got a 54%. At least it was better than I expected!
I got 38% and I live here  >:(
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Buddy on February 25, 2012, 09:54:21 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 25, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 25, 2012, 07:52:21 PM
I got a 54%. At least it was better than I expected!
I got 38% and I live here  >:(

Wow. I'm not going to risk saying anything or I might get another time out.  :D
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Sandra Craft on February 25, 2012, 10:06:33 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 25, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 25, 2012, 07:52:21 PM
I got a 54%. At least it was better than I expected!
I got 38% and I live here  >:(

Makes me feel better about my score of 42%.  Altho maybe I shouldn't feel better, considering how much guessing I was doing.  This reminds me how I passed my high school tests.
Title: Re: Are you British enough?
Post by: Amicale on February 26, 2012, 03:48:32 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 25, 2012, 10:06:33 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 25, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 25, 2012, 07:52:21 PM
I got a 54%. At least it was better than I expected!
I got 38% and I live here  >:(

Makes me feel better about my score of 42%.  Altho maybe I shouldn't feel better, considering how much guessing I was doing.  This reminds me how I passed my high school tests.


Me too. One time we had a math test that was entirely multiple choice... I guessed on EVERY single answer simply by knowing how my teacher usually constructed multiple choice tests, rather than knowing anything about the math itself, and I still managed to pull off a 56% (which is bad, but a pass here).  :D